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How to make a woman horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

1. Make her feel desired

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make her pee on your cock.

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

Boast about all the choccy you have in your cupboards

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Be honest with her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Make her pee on your cock."

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Buy her a caramel freddo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss the neck rub your hands lightly down her body turn her around lightly run your fingers down her back while kissing as you go

Then start gently massage her back and cressing her close to you

And wisper in her ear your beautiful

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Be honest with her"

Dang...

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PM a photo of your cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kiss the neck rub your hands lightly down her body turn her around lightly run your fingers down her back while kissing as you go

Then start gently massage her back and cressing her close to you

And wisper in her ear your beautiful "

Oh fuck yes!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Be honest with her

Dang...

FAF?

(#honestyrocks)

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Be honest with her

Dang...

FAF?

(#honestyrocks)

Dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Be honest with her

Dang...

FAF?

(#honestyrocks)

Brutal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Make her feel desired

2?"

Tickle the mind,let the juices flow. The art form of flirt,words,eye contact plus more are mostly dead.

Yet long lists of wants is everywhere to be seen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Be honest with her

Dang...

FAF?

(#honestyrocks)

Dick

Come here, have a hug

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"Kiss the neck rub your hands lightly down her body turn her around lightly run your fingers down her back while kissing as you go

Then start gently massage her back and cressing her close to you

And wisper in her ear your beautiful "

But DO NOT, in any circumstances, start playing James Blunt.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Be honest with her

Dang...

FAF?

(#honestyrocks)

Dick

I told you I hate falafel, whether you abbreviate it or not, you know what I’d rather eat

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By *ack and MiriCouple over a year ago

Portsmouth

Clean the house and make her a nice meal

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I dunno! I don't try. It either happens or it doesn't.

Far too much effort otherwise

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Buy her something shiny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s impossible. What works one time will fail the next. Just whip the knob out and hope for the best.

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By *cunnylassCouple over a year ago

Exeter

Buy her chips?

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By *cotty_01ukMan over a year ago

birmingham

Keep her entertained

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Wiggle my sexy ass.

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

"Buy her something shiny

A new bottle of brasso

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Respect them. Bitches love it when you're respectful.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"1. Make her feel desired

2?"

Pull her hair as your paddling her arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn up.wearing skinny jeans and Doc Marten boots.

Maybe a Fred Perry shirt and some braces.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wash the dishes then hang up the washing. Make her a nice cuppa then clean the bathroom

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Simp.

Simp and endlessly flirt until something works

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By *olkadotcowCouple over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow

Don’t stop trying to date her after you have her. Show the same level of interest as when you first met!

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By *ulkMan over a year ago

"Clean the house and make her a nice meal "

Oh lord. Thats way too much work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wash the dishes then hang up the washing. Make her a nice cuppa then clean the bathroom"

Sorry, is this not the Stories and Fantasy section?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Be honest with her

Dang...

FAF?

(#honestyrocks)

Dick

I told you I hate falafel, whether you abbreviate it or not, you know what I’d rather eat "

Haribo

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Be honest with her

Dang...

FAF?

(#honestyrocks)

Dick

Come here, have a hug

I'm sulking

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Wash the dishes then hang up the washing. Make her a nice cuppa then clean the bathroom"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flirt with her friends. Women love having the things their friends want/have.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wash the dishes then hang up the washing. Make her a nice cuppa then clean the bathroom

I clean the bathroom after making the tea so I don't have to wash my hands...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I leave post it notes in places she goes like her pack lunch box or makeup draw. Usually just little things like "luv ya face" etc.

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Simp.

Simp and endlessly flirt until something works "

Show only neutral personality and let them see your true self and all the red flags after you've pumped them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kiss the neck rub your hands lightly down her body turn her around lightly run your fingers down her back while kissing as you go

Then start gently massage her back and cressing her close to you

And wisper in her ear your beautiful

Oh fuck yes!"

Definitely a good one that works a treat

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Finger her bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kiss the neck rub your hands lightly down her body turn her around lightly run your fingers down her back while kissing as you go

Then start gently massage her back and cressing her close to you

And wisper in her ear your beautiful

But DO NOT, in any circumstances, start playing James Blunt. "

Ha ha lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Simp.

Simp and endlessly flirt until something works

Show only neutral personality and let them see your true self and all the red flags after you've pumped them

That’s what women do but they wait until after you’ve moved in together.

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Simp.

Simp and endlessly flirt until something works

Show only neutral personality and let them see your true self and all the red flags after you've pumped them

That’s what women do but they wait until after you’ve moved in together."

See if anything at least we do it earlier on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Simp.

Simp and endlessly flirt until something works

Show only neutral personality and let them see your true self and all the red flags after you've pumped them

That’s what women do but they wait until after you’ve moved in together.

See if anything at least we do it earlier on!

Exactly. Yet another reason why men are better than women

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Lick the nostrils and inside the ears, if there's wax in them bonus

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Simp.

Simp and endlessly flirt until something works

Show only neutral personality and let them see your true self and all the red flags after you've pumped them

They are lucky if they get to see that far.

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

Say you can go all night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Simp.

Simp and endlessly flirt until something works

Show only neutral personality and let them see your true self and all the red flags after you've pumped them

They are lucky if they get to see that far. "

Tease her with the promise of a nose fucking

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By *TinyDelight-Woman over a year ago

City Centre

Whisper seductively in her ear "I've put the bins out"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Filth!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tease her all day and by the end of it she will be ready to rip your clothes off.

Flirty messages, being more affectionate than usual, kisses that last a little longer before breaking away, leaving her wanting more.

Or you could just do the dishes. That’s like foreplay when you’re married

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tease her all day and by the end of it she will be ready to rip your clothes off.

Flirty messages, being more affectionate than usual, kisses that last a little longer before breaking away, leaving her wanting more.

Or you could just do the dishes. That’s like foreplay when you’re married

I tried the flirty messages once and she kept changing the subject

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tease her all day and by the end of it she will be ready to rip your clothes off.

Flirty messages, being more affectionate than usual, kisses that last a little longer before breaking away, leaving her wanting more.

Or you could just do the dishes. That’s like foreplay when you’re married

I tried the flirty messages once and she kept changing the subject

Try my other suggestion that has a higher success rate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do the washing

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Do the washing "

Will you do mine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do the washing

Will you do mine? "

I've found Liliths strap on amongst yours

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By *reative-mindMan over a year ago

Exeter

"1. Make her feel desired

2?"

Make her deepest and wildest fantasies come true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tease her all day and by the end of it she will be ready to rip your clothes off.

Flirty messages, being more affectionate than usual, kisses that last a little longer before breaking away, leaving her wanting more.

Or you could just do the dishes. That’s like foreplay when you’re married

I tried the flirty messages once and she kept changing the subject

Try my other suggestion that has a higher success rate

The joys of a wife with a short attention span. Anymore than 20 minute build up to sex and she’s talking about redecorating the bathroom.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Do the washing

Will you do mine?

I've found Liliths strap on amongst yours

Well I need something to impress the ladies with. Hers puts mine to shame.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do the washing

Will you do mine?

I've found Liliths strap on amongst yours

Well I need something to impress the ladies with. Hers puts mine to shame. "

Yeah, the one on her forehead is pretty spectacular

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flash the cash to get the gash.

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

Will go with spiderman kiss

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Flash the cash to get the gash."

Does monopoly money count?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Get her to sniff your smelly hanky

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

Cheese?

I thought it was Cheese according to an old book I read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tease her all day and by the end of it she will be ready to rip your clothes off.

Flirty messages, being more affectionate than usual, kisses that last a little longer before breaking away, leaving her wanting more.

Or you could just do the dishes. That’s like foreplay when you’re married

I tried the flirty messages once and she kept changing the subject

Try my other suggestion that has a higher success rate

The joys of a wife with a short attention span. Anymore than 20 minute build up to sex and she’s talking about redecorating the bathroom."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t stop trying to date her after you have her. Show the same level of interest as when you first met! "

This!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It doesn't matter what you do women are never happy

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

"It doesn't matter what you do women are never happy "

It was horny, not happy!

Listen, actually listen to what she says. You don't have to solve anything, just say there, there, Pet, and give her anal.

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Kiss the neck rub your hands lightly down her body turn her around lightly run your fingers down her back while kissing as you go

Then start gently massage her back and cressing her close to you

And wisper in her ear your beautiful "

Apparently only works if they already fancy you, trying that with some random stranger in the freezer aisle at Asda just gets you arrested (so I’ve heard)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It doesn't matter what you do women are never happy

It was horny, not happy!

Listen, actually listen to what she says. You don't have to solve anything, just say there, there, Pet, and give her anal.

"
Pfft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Say you can go all night

Someone pays attention!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Show her a picture of you holding the biggest fish you’ve caught.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tease her all day and by the end of it she will be ready to rip your clothes off.

Flirty messages, being more affectionate than usual, kisses that last a little longer before breaking away, leaving her wanting more.

Or you could just do the dishes. That’s like foreplay when you’re married

Married people do foreplay?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give her a credit card with no limit

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Make her pee on your cock."

This is the one, right here.

OH! And tell her you’re going to make her squirt.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Show her a picture of you holding the biggest fish you’ve caught."

Especially if it's her!

Yeah I said it!

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Wandsworth

Your swag, style, smoothness.

smile

compliment

touch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kiss the neck rub your hands lightly down her body turn her around lightly run your fingers down her back while kissing as you go

Then start gently massage her back and cressing her close to you

And wisper in her ear your beautiful

Apparently only works if they already fancy you, trying that with some random stranger in the freezer aisle at Asda just gets you arrested (so I’ve heard) "
too right!!

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By *anddXXXCouple over a year ago

London

Take her to Gucci or LV and say "pick a bag".

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Wandsworth

Your finest pictures reveal how much fun the camera has being in front of you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck "

So needy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck

So needy

I will say the above has never happened to me but I live in hope

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

Buy her shoes and/or handbags

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck "

Errrm. You lost me at housework

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

Reading

"Buy her a caramel freddo

there's a caramel freddo?

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

Reading

"Whisper seductively in her ear "I've put the bins out"

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

Reading

"Take her to Gucci or LV and say "pick a bag"."

will that work for Aldi?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck "

Fuck Fluffy want much

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Take her to Gucci or LV and say "pick a bag".

will that work for Aldi?"

Yes, if you seductively ask her - cheese and onion or ready salted?

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

Reading

"Buy her shoes and/or handbags"

if the man chooses the shoes you're going to end up with lonsdale trainers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck

Fuck Fluffy want much

Just a fuck

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

Reading

"Take her to Gucci or LV and say "pick a bag".

will that work for Aldi?

Yes, if you seductively ask her - cheese and onion or ready salted?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck

So needy

I will say the above has never happened to me but I live in hope

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ignore her

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

Reading

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck "

you lost me at Wash your cock

its not my birthday!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man was on southern California's sandy beaches with his surf board. He suddenly spots this bottle which has recently washed up on the beach. It's obvious it's been tossed around for a long time. He picks up the bottle and notices that it still has the cork intact. So, being curious as to what may be inside, he manages to get the cork out and out pops a Genie.

After expressing profound appreciation for having been let out of the bottle, the Genie grants his benefactor the classic, "one wish" and it will be yours. Being an avid surfer, it doesn't take him long to say,

"I've always wanted to surf Hawaii, but I get seasick on ships and I'm afraid to fly. Would you build me a bridge to Hawaii?"

The Genie replies:

"Do you know what you are asking for? Do you know how long the bridge would have to be? Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. And the maintenance of that bridge! No, think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said,

"I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women ... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment ... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say nothing ... know how to make them truly happy ... I really want to understand women and how they think!"

After a long sigh, the Genie responds:

"Would you like that bridge with two lanes or four?"

Let me see that map again!

Joke: Alternative version for woman

The story is told of a woman walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman soon came back to her senses and asked if she got three wishes.

The Genie said,

"Nope. . . due to inflation, constant downsizing, fierce global competition, and low wages in third-world countries, I can only grant you one wish. So, . . . what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said,

"I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other. "

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed,

"Gadzooks, Lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for centuries. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish. "

The woman thought for a minute and said,

"Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for — a good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said,

"Let me see that map again!"

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan over a year ago

Manchester

Show her your cockatoo.

Women love a cockatoo...

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Pick her up in a limousine,

Compliment her on her beautiful dress, shoes and hair.

In arriving at the restaurant open the car door and hold her hand as she exists the car.

Keep the front door open and guide her inside

Stand proud so everyone can see the delightful lady that accompanies you.

Then when at the front desk ask her if she'd like fries with her burger.

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By *adMerWoman over a year ago

Sandwich

It’s so amusing how many men are extracting the urine about housework.

Many of you just expect us to do it, because we are so much better suited to the menial tasks? Right?!

Those men that understand by helping us with the load of those menial boring tasks, they give us the energy to feel sexier.

I know I am wasting my time even saying this though

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"It’s so amusing how many men are extracting the urine about housework.

Many of you just expect us to do it, because we are so much better suited to the menial tasks? Right?!

Those men that understand by helping us with the load of those menial boring tasks, they give us the energy to feel sexier.

I know I am wasting my time even saying this though

Definitely wasting your time.

Time better spent doing the housework

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why has no one said spank her ....FFS my man hunt is ruined.

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I know how to put the toilet seat down

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s so amusing how many men are extracting the urine about housework.

Many of you just expect us to do it, because we are so much better suited to the menial tasks? Right?!

Those men that understand by helping us with the load of those menial boring tasks, they give us the energy to feel sexier.

I know I am wasting my time even saying this though

High five for trying though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Make her feel desired

2?"

Sexy nothings whispered in her ear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know how to put the toilet seat down

And the fucking lid too please!

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By *implymeABCMan over a year ago

Grantham

"Why has no one said spank her ....FFS my man hunt is ruined."

I was going to say a nice spank of the ass and a pull of the hair... [Caveman grunts are optional]

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By *ellanbennyCouple over a year ago

cambs

Throw some cheese at her.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Throw some cheese at her.

Cheese, you say?

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

Reading

"Throw some cheese at her.

you just opened a can of worms...

mild, medium, mature

that blue stuff is the devils food...

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Wap your cock out and say, You're horny get to it, ride it...

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By *erlicanMan over a year ago

Newbury

2) prove it

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wap your cock out and say, You're horny get to it, ride it..."

Yeeee-haaaa

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By *hrek101Man over a year ago

Herts

Which woman? They are all different

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck "

Out at washing cock.

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck

Out at washing cock."

Fuck someone took that joke already. People are getting too good here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell her you’re going to smash her back doors in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First I'm going to massage your body for the next hour, then I'm going to cook your dinner, do all the washing up and order you you're favourite takeaway.

Not worth it tbh lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Tell her you’re going to smash her back doors in

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck "

All of this for a fuck though? Christ fluffy I thought we were good at paddling pool and custard? I ain't washing that shit out of your hair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Which woman? They are all different "

Ooh smart man... I'll resist the sarcastic remark I was going to make.

But you win!

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By *lym4realCouple over a year ago

plymouth

Just send her a pic of your "Cock" ?? or perhaps the boring approach talk to her like a member of the human race and not a slab of meat and always forgotten make her smile/laugh ??....xxxx

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By *uckmonkeyMan over a year ago

devon

"Buy her something shiny

Tin foil to wrap your sandwiches….

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By *uckmonkeyMan over a year ago

devon

Take her away for a romantic weekend…

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By *hrek101Man over a year ago

Herts

"Which woman? They are all different

Ooh smart man... I'll resist the sarcastic remark I was going to make.

But you win!"

Yay I won something on FAB

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By *r Massage For YouMan over a year ago

Between Preston & Blackpool

Sit behind the girl, both of you naked. Stroke her hair, gently massaging her scalp.

Gently kiss her neck, lightly blow on her ears.

Move your hands to her face, lightly massaging her cheeks, her forehead. Run your fingers over her lips ??

All this time kissing her neck...

Be gentle, be loving have her feeling desired and wanted.

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Turn up smelling good,

Bring beer and pizza

Works for me.

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Pick her up in a limousine,

Compliment her on her beautiful dress, shoes and hair.

In arriving at the restaurant open the car door and hold her hand as she exists the car.

Keep the front door open and guide her inside

Stand proud so everyone can see the delightful lady that accompanies you.

Then when at the front desk ask her if she'd like fries with her burger.

Off course she wants fries with her burger. And cheesy bites, and dessert, and lots of ketchup. Didn't get dressed up like this to nibble a bloody salad.

Do if this establishment doesn't serve beer, I want a banana milkshake.

And then.i want to go for a beer.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Pick her up in a limousine,

Compliment her on her beautiful dress, shoes and hair.

In arriving at the restaurant open the car door and hold her hand as she exists the car.

Keep the front door open and guide her inside

Stand proud so everyone can see the delightful lady that accompanies you.

Then when at the front desk ask her if she'd like fries with her burger.

Off course she wants fries with her burger. And cheesy bites, and dessert, and lots of ketchup. Didn't get dressed up like this to nibble a bloody salad.

Do if this establishment doesn't serve beer, I want a banana milkshake.

And then.i want to go for a beer."

There's beer in the limo.

I'm not completely useless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First I'm going to massage your body for the next hour, then I'm going to cook your dinner, do all the washing up and order you you're favourite takeaway.

Not worth it tbh lol."

Dinner and takeaway, we'll be too stuffed to fuck

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Get you coat chunky, you've pulled.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Get you coat chunky, you've pulled."

Irresistible, I know.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck

Fuck Fluffy want much

Just a fuck

Few boxes to tick, to fill your box

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Buy her a mansion in malibu

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Feed her (me) cake.

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Feed her (me) cake."

My buttcheeks get called cake if you're cool with that with some icing on?

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan over a year ago

Manchester

"1. Make her feel desired

2?"

Accept her fucking whomever she pleases, and tell her it only makes her even more attractive to you.

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By *he Kat 666Woman over a year ago

Salisbury

Or (random tact, I know....)

Just smile and say, "you ok?"

It kinda works better than the FAF route.... most of the time?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Or (random tact, I know....)

Just smile and say, "you ok?"

It kinda works better than the FAF route.... most of the time?

Noted.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Don't do everything she says or be a simp.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PM a photo of your cock "

Yas! This is the fab standard these days, sadly!

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Buy me a pony!

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Buy me a pony!"

What colour would you like?

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

Woo her with small talk about currency, your penny and her tupence.

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

The most seductive word in the world is "no".

Tease her, play with her, let her remain uncertain. Women like that.

If all else fails - chocolate.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Chop down a tree with a kitten in your lumberjack shirt, smoothing back your floppy hair every couple of minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stroke her cat in a professional and nice manner ensuring it purrs all night long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be a dick attached to a dick. Or self absorbed.

Find out what she wants, then *if* it's what you want too, just do that.

IMO (Sin) - Actively pursue her with full sentences/conversation, manners & a kinky imagination to spark her mind, then seduce her with wandering hands & a decent kiss.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Let her carry your golf clubs and hold your brolly if it starts raining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck

All of this for a fuck though? Christ fluffy I thought we were good at paddling pool and custard? I ain't washing that shit out of your hair!

What can I say, the goalposts moved

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Make sure the housework/childcare is taken care of

Wear something smart

Smell nice

Wash your cock

Trim your bush

Run her a bubble bath with candles

Offer to wash her hair

Offer a back massage/foot rub

Make dinner

Provide alcohol

Tell her she’s beautiful

Kiss her neck

All of this for a fuck though? Christ fluffy I thought we were good at paddling pool and custard? I ain't washing that shit out of your hair!

What can I say, the goalposts moved

Who mentioned Custard

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By *aughtystaffs60Couple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Show her a profile where page 1 is all cock pix.

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By *xfordNoirMan over a year ago

South Oxon

I definately think an unasked for dick pic is the way forward!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Let her ch0ke on your penis

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By *hristopherd999Man over a year ago

Brentwood

Take her underwear shopping

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By *apxxxWoman over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

...chocolate, its always chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put maleficent horns on my head

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Put maleficent horns on my head

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Let her ch0ke on your penis

Dinner first, surely?

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Give her your c......ake.....

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Let her ch0ke on your penis

Dinner first, surely?

Just don't take me for an Indian if you want anal after

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Let her ch0ke on your penis

Dinner first, surely?

Just don't take me for an Indian if you want anal after

Noted.

If your arse is going to be sore it will be from sex, not the curry.

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By *uckmonkeyMan over a year ago

devon

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By *uckmonkeyMan over a year ago

devon

"Take her underwear shopping"

Has her underwear got a preference……

Personally I’d take the woman…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bookmarking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take her underwear shopping

Has her underwear got a preference……

Personally I’d take the woman…"

my knickers wouldn’t say no to a night out

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By *antric_lover77Woman over a year ago

south east

Just be genuine good gentleman. Very rare on fab. It's all about themselves and their needs

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By *potter123Man over a year ago

Near

Lynx deodorant can in a dick pic I heard

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

Reading

"Let her ch0ke on your penis

Dinner first, surely?

Just don't take me for an Indian if you want anal after

some guys love the idea of a lucky dip like that...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Let her ch0ke on your penis

Dinner first, surely?

Just don't take me for an Indian if you want anal after

some guys love the idea of a lucky dip like that... "

Well I don't. So Indian means I'm not up for anal afterwards whether they are or not

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By *DGF20Man over a year ago

Dublin

Kisses, plenty of passionate kisses.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Post in a thread what you're going to do to her. Women love formulaic and predictable.

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