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How to make a man horny.
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"Tell him that you are horny "Tell him you're wearing a black thong  | |||
"Tell him that you are horny
Tell him you're wearing a blue thong " | |||
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"1. Touch his cock. 2?" lick his athletes foot | |||
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"Trick question! They are always horny 24/7." This | |||
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"Talk about football formations whilst cooking " If she mentions a false 9 I’m done. | |||
"Talk about football formations whilst cooking If she mentions a false 9 I’m done." I think I'd spaff instantly  | |||
"Talk about football formations whilst cooking If she mentions a false 9 I’m done. I think I'd spaff instantly "Double pivot and I’m marrying her. | |||
"Touch his cock." This is life. | |||
"Talk about football formations whilst cooking If she mentions a false 9 I’m done. I think I'd spaff instantly
Double pivot and I’m marrying her."False 9 double pivot | |||
"7. Touch his cock. 8?" FIFY pal, anyone tries that at number 1 and they're getting half a pint of coffee on them  | |||
"Talk about football formations whilst cooking If she mentions a false 9 I’m done. I think I'd spaff instantly
Double pivot and I’m marrying her.
False 9 double pivot"I’m marrying you with messed up pants. | |||
"1. Touch his cock. 2?" Be sexually appealing to him | |||
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"Talk about football formations whilst cooking " *chef’s kiss* | |||
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"Be alive "Well....  | |||
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"Trick question! They are always horny 24/7." Meh... you win!  | |||
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"1. Touch his cock. 2?" To be honest, just talking about touching his cock seems to work most of the time (for me both ways)! | |||
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"Talk about football formations whilst cooking If she mentions a false 9 I’m done." Sure way to kill a boner. Where's our attacking threat going to come from? | |||
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"Make eye contact with him for 3 seconds. " This! | |||
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"Seductively eat a banana. Or ribs…. Or buy him a pint." Lager please sexy ass. | |||
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"Whisper what you'd like him to do with you as you walk past..... gets me every time "Order a domino's luv....with extra sausage | |||
"Seductively eat a banana. Or ribs…. Or buy him a pint. Lager please sexy ass. "Never fails | |||
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"1. Touch his cock. 2?" Tell him you're wet | |||
"Breathe near him " | |||
"Is it bad that I'm amused by the fact this thread has half the comments of the woman's thread?" We're not that different | |||
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"Is it bad that I'm amused by the fact this thread has half the comments of the woman's thread?" we men are simple beasts, feed us, fuck us and leave us with the Xbox and the world is at peace... | |||
"7. Touch his cock. 8? FIFY pal, anyone tries that at number 1 and they're getting half a pint of coffee on them "Can you fill in numbers 1 to 6 please? Or me? | |||
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"7. Touch his cock. 8? FIFY pal, anyone tries that at number 1 and they're getting half a pint of coffee on them
Can you fill in numbers 1 to 6 please?
Or me?"Ask the next forum guy I turn into a quivering, sweaty wreck. | |||
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"Talk about football formations whilst cooking If she mentions a false 9 I’m done. Sure way to kill a boner. Where's our attacking threat going to come from?" Pep won the league (not this season) without and out and out striker. They even played sexy football. | |||
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"7. Touch his cock. 8? FIFY pal, anyone tries that at number 1 and they're getting half a pint of coffee on them
Can you fill in numbers 1 to 6 please?
Or me?
Ask the next forum guy I turn into a quivering, sweaty wreck.
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"Turn up in nice underwear, bring beer and pizza." Blue underwear?? | |||
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"Do the housework Make dinner Put the bins out" | |||
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"Have a pulse………… with a fanny "Altered it for you Rex | |||
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"Have a pulse………… with a fanny
Altered it for you Rex "I can’t see it on your profile  | |||
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"Stroke his knob and watch it inflate "I think I need a puncture repair on mine | |||
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"Just open the door "...naked | |||
"Just open the door
...naked "I’ve done this on nest doors wife… she’s obviously gay!!! Just saying…. | |||
"Just open the door
...naked "Good thinking batgirl. | |||
"1. Touch his cock. 2?" Be female | |||
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"Ask him to bleach your asshole." | |||
"Ask him to bleach your asshole. "Ye, I thought that too. | |||
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