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"Just had a man ask me if I can look at his tiny cock and he'd pay me £50 if I did it in person....  "
I reckon the same guy has sent me the same message but he’s upped it to £100 for in person measuring versus no payment for observing his expert measuring skills via WhatsApp. He did say he’s had a drink… |
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"Just had a man ask me if I can look at his tiny cock and he'd pay me £50 if I did it in person....
I reckon the same guy has sent me the same message but he’s upped it to £100 for in person measuring versus no payment for observing his expert measuring skills via WhatsApp. He did say he’s had a drink…"
Send him our way. We’re skint  |
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"Just had a man ask me if I can look at his tiny cock and he'd pay me £50 if I did it in person....
I reckon the same guy has sent me the same message but he’s upped it to £100 for in person measuring versus no payment for observing his expert measuring skills via WhatsApp. He did say he’s had a drink…"
Haha sounds like it...weirdo |
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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago
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"Just had a man ask me if I can look at his tiny cock and he'd pay me £50 if I did it in person....
I reckon the same guy has sent me the same message but he’s upped it to £100 for in person measuring versus no payment for observing his expert measuring skills via WhatsApp. He did say he’s had a drink…"
I do reckon that a length verification service would do well on here. We’ve all heard about the problems with inflation. Food prices and estimated lengths are all on the up with no clear justification
£100, bob in, measure up, issue a certificate for them to stick on the fridge, and be on your way
Thank me later |
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I asked someone the other day if they knew what the song was in one of her videos. Fair play to her, she checked, which I'm sure was a strange request on fab |
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Someone wanted me to play a game where I would have to answer quiz questions and if I got it wrong then they would gunge me in beans or custard or some other liquids food substance.
Walk over someone’s back in heels (I’m a heavy fecker, that’s going to cause some serious damage).
Someone had a quick sand/mud fetish and would fantasise about me almost drowning in mud
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"A guy asked me to guess how many nettles he could rub over his cock and balls and if I wanted to watch him do it
Did you?
I was tempted but alas, no"
There's the others who use nettles on their bums, possibly inside of them. I had too many stings as a kid to enjoy it, I assume |
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Had someone ask if I'd been for a pooh today then ask if I'd send a photo of it 
First messages from men I've not spoken to before asking if I'll go on holiday with them or marry then |
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"Just had a man ask me if I can look at his tiny cock and he'd pay me £50 if I did it in person....
I reckon the same guy has sent me the same message but he’s upped it to £100 for in person measuring versus no payment for observing his expert measuring skills via WhatsApp. He did say he’s had a drink…
I do reckon that a length verification service would do well on here. We’ve all heard about the problems with inflation. Food prices and estimated lengths are all on the up with no clear justification
£100, bob in, measure up, issue a certificate for them to stick on the fridge, and be on your way
Thank me later"
Interesting
A girth certificate |
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