Subway herb and cheese...
Give me a footlong, cheesy...., just give it to me... hard and hot... GIVE IT TO MEEEE, please? PLEASE, GICE IT TO MEEEE!!
Oh, as in -bread-bread'?
Yeah, tiger bread... thinly sliced..
Tiger, hold on.... TIGER... WHAAAAAAHHHH, TIGERRRRR!
Sorry, ira been 4 years and 2 months since I had sex... everything is an innuendo right now....!!!   |
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Sorry, ira been 4 years and 2 months since I had sex... everything is an innuendo right now....!!!
I'm finding that very hard to believe.
Tis true... alas.... "
"Very hard" was an...ummm...
Oh crap. This is like the feeling you get at a social meeting (the regular kind) when you really put your foot in it with a faux pas. |
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Sorry, ira been 4 years and 2 months since I had sex... everything is an innuendo right now....!!!
I'm finding that very hard to believe.
Tis true... alas.... "
You are awaiting the zombie apocalypse so... |
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White for the bacon butty/sausage sarnie. Granary for the thick, hearty soup, banana for the sheer endulgence value and pitta for when I need a good stuffing. |
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According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico). |
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"According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico)."
The fuck is this shit!
This is not what we keep you around for. |
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"Depends.
Toastie - white
Buttered toast - white
Open top sandwich - brown seeded
Thick sandwich with lots of healthy shit - brown seeded
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This is the only correct answer… apart from whoever said garlic bread. |
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"According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico).
The fuck is this shit!
This is not what we keep you around for. "
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"According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico)."
I had a weird flatbread thing in Tunisia. We were riding camels and we stopped in the middle of nowhere and some woman was making them in a big metal barrel. They were amazing. |
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I had a weird flatbread thing in Tunisia. We were riding camels and we stopped in the middle of nowhere and some woman was making them in a big metal barrel. They were amazing."
Was it the guy's mother and was the camel's drinking cola out of glass bottles.  |
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"According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico).
I had a weird flatbread thing in Tunisia. We were riding camels and we stopped in the middle of nowhere and some woman was making them in a big metal barrel. They were amazing.
Was it the guy's mother and was the camel's drinking cola out of glass bottles. "
You’ve done that trip too? |
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"According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico).
I had a weird flatbread thing in Tunisia. We were riding camels and we stopped in the middle of nowhere and some woman was making them in a big metal barrel. They were amazing.
Was it the guy's mother and was the camel's drinking cola out of glass bottles.
You’ve done that trip too? "
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