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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me. 
What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.
Where do I find this? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Me.
What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.
Where do I find this?"
Aww... you're so right!
I think you could find it... maybe at Sainsburys? |
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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago
Lives in Preston, Eng |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)"
More of you kinky lot actually living near me! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
More of you kinky lot actually living near me!"
Pfffft... more live near you than me! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
A 26yr old offering me sex. "
Don't you have one of those? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
A 26yr old offering me sex. "
I-
Have not offered you this before? I thought I had. Ok bear with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
More of you kinky lot actually living near me!"
In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me.
What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.
Where do I find this?"
I’m not going to make it for you but try making a lasagne in a slow cooker. Absolute game changer. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
A 26yr old offering me sex.
Don't you have one of those?"
Mebbe. Seeing if he responds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me.
What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.
Where do I find this?
I’m not going to make it for you but try making a lasagne in a slow cooker. Absolute game changer."
No one ever cooks for me.
But definitely doing this! It best not be anither halloumi fries disaster. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete."
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need more time with my friends. I probably see them twice a year because we’re all settled down and it’s a nightmare to arrange but I miss just sitting in the pub talking shit for hours. |
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
More of you kinky lot actually living near me!"
Cheeky fucker! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
A 26yr old offering me sex.
Don't you have one of those?
Mebbe. Seeing if he responds. "
I'm gonna need updates. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me.
What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.
Where do I find this?
I’m not going to make it for you but try making a lasagne in a slow cooker. Absolute game changer.
No one ever cooks for me.
But definitely doing this! It best not be anither halloumi fries disaster."
I promise it isn’t. Just make it as normal but layer it up in the slow cooker and cook for around 5 hours. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Don't know what is missing from your life, sorry Posh.
Me I'm missing the hoover attachment, been missing a week and it's doing my head in that I can't find it grrr"
It's under the sofa.
Probably yours... maybe someone else's |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I need more time with my friends. I probably see them twice a year because we’re all settled down and it’s a nightmare to arrange but I miss just sitting in the pub talking shit for hours."
Aww I miss those days too. Settled people are so hard to get together |
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"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then "
Oh give over, you're awesome.  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then
Oh give over, you're awesome. "
Well... yeah. I totally am  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Mads Mikkelsen he's missing from life, I live in hope tho!
I shall hope for him for you "
Just removed that coz I noticed it said he's missing from life, instead of from my life, two totally different meanings!   |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Mads Mikkelsen he's missing from my life, I live in hope tho!
I shall hope for him for you
Just removed that coz I noticed it said he's missing from life, instead of from my life, two totally different meanings! "
FIFY |
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"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then
Oh give over, you're awesome.
Well... yeah. I totally am "
See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!  |
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"Don't know what is missing from your life, sorry Posh.
Me I'm missing the hoover attachment, been missing a week and it's doing my head in that I can't find it grrr
It's under the sofa.
Probably yours... maybe someone else's "
Must be someone else's I've moved all my furniture!!! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Awww I hope your hole is filled soon  xx
Me? I’m missing FOOTBALL, getting back on the terraces (yes, lower leagues) .. but not long now … "
Fill it Dan, fill it  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then
Oh give over, you're awesome.
Well... yeah. I totally am
See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself! "
Pictures or it didn't happen... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete."
I feel you my man, but the truth is you can't leave that up to another person. It's too big a burden, and it a recipe for failure.  |
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"Me.
What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.
Where do I find this?"
I love cooking and my lasagne is amazing |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Don't know what is missing from your life, sorry Posh.
Me I'm missing the hoover attachment, been missing a week and it's doing my head in that I can't find it grrr
It's under the sofa.
Probably yours... maybe someone else's
Must be someone else's I've moved all my furniture!!! "
Right... everyone move your sofa and look for Fridas attachment! |
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"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then
Oh give over, you're awesome.
Well... yeah. I totally am
See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!
Pictures or it didn't happen..."
Have you got glitter? I'm out. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Mads Mikkelsen he's missing from my life, I live in hope tho!
I shall hope for him for you
Just removed that coz I noticed it said he's missing from life, instead of from my life, two totally different meanings!
FIFY"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
I feel you my man, but the truth is you can't leave that up to another person. It's too big a burden, and it a recipe for failure. "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then
Oh give over, you're awesome.
Well... yeah. I totally am
See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!
Pictures or it didn't happen...
Have you got glitter? I'm out."
I have a fuckton of glitter. |
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"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
I feel you my man, but the truth is you can't leave that up to another person. It's too big a burden, and it a recipe for failure. "
wise and true sir. |
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"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then
Oh give over, you're awesome.
Well... yeah. I totally am
See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!
Pictures or it didn't happen...
Have you got glitter? I'm out.
I have a fuckton of glitter."
This is going to be so much fun!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me.
What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.
Where do I find this?"
I'm a good cook and very good with my hands but I draw the line at the sex stuff sorry, I'm out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)"
A cuddle is missing, I can offer those too but I'd love a cuddle right about now x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then
Oh give over, you're awesome.
Well... yeah. I totally am
See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!
Pictures or it didn't happen...
Have you got glitter? I'm out.
I have a fuckton of glitter.
This is going to be so much fun!!"
There is a reason I have so much... tis the covid of craft. I will not have it used in my presence. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
A cuddle is missing, I can offer those too but I'd love a cuddle right about now x "
Me toooooooo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
More of you kinky lot actually living near me!"
I really wish i did x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
A cuddle is missing, I can offer those too but I'd love a cuddle right about now x
Me toooooooo "
Just say where and when (I'd offer a pic but a pic of a cuddle is kinda pointless) x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mads Mikkelsen he's missing from my life, I live in hope tho!
I shall hope for him for you
Just removed that coz I noticed it said he's missing from life, instead of from my life, two totally different meanings!
FIFY
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I'm no mads but I can deliver me which I admit is not even close to a half decent consolation but I thought I would offer  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Aww Posh, sorry to read this, x
What's missing from my life right now? Iced coffee, fantastic company and the ability to step away from black clothing. I'll have it in my life from tomorrow though.
Oh and sunblushed tomatoes. I have a real craving for some. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)"
We're going to extend an offer to you but not for everyone to read |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aww Posh, sorry to read this, x
What's missing from my life right now? Iced coffee, fantastic company and the ability to step away from black clothing. I'll have it in my life from tomorrow though.
Oh and sunblushed tomatoes. I have a real craving for some."
Never abandon the black clothing. |
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
A 26yr old offering me sex. "
Can't I just lie about my age and you close your eyes . |
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By *9alMan
over a year ago
Bridgend |
"A beautiful sunset over a scenic Tuscan vineyard.
That sounds awesome. We should all have that"
I have a grape vine growing in my back garden & sometimes get a sunset when its not raining |
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"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then
Oh give over, you're awesome.
Well... yeah. I totally am
See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!
Pictures or it didn't happen...
Have you got glitter? I'm out.
I have a fuckton of glitter.
This is going to be so much fun!!
There is a reason I have so much... tis the covid of craft. I will not have it used in my presence."
What... Not even for me? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
A cuddle is missing, I can offer those too but I'd love a cuddle right about now x
Me toooooooo
Just say where and when (I'd offer a pic but a pic of a cuddle is kinda pointless) x "
That's true... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Aww Posh, sorry to read this, x
What's missing from my life right now? Iced coffee, fantastic company and the ability to step away from black clothing. I'll have it in my life from tomorrow though.
Oh and sunblushed tomatoes. I have a real craving for some."
That sounds halfway positive...
Don't step away from black. Just augment it. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
We're going to extend an offer to you but not for everyone to read "
Ooooooooooooooh
Ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
A cuddle is missing, I can offer those too but I'd love a cuddle right about now x
Me toooooooo
Just say where and when (I'd offer a pic but a pic of a cuddle is kinda pointless) x
That's true..."
Always happy to deliver xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them "
Pffft. Normal is overrated |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then
Oh give over, you're awesome.
Well... yeah. I totally am
See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!
Pictures or it didn't happen...
Have you got glitter? I'm out.
I have a fuckton of glitter.
This is going to be so much fun!!
There is a reason I have so much... tis the covid of craft. I will not have it used in my presence.
What... Not even for me? "
It's glitter.
Hemsworth or Hiddleatone could ask and I'd still say "get te fock" |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What am I missing well my sanity is there first thing that springs to mind....bit that's so predictable.....so I'm missing unpredictably "
Hmmm.
Not sure I can help. I like predictable |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long "
Ooh that there London!
I was there for a long time. Not now though. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
Gotta be you OP"
I'm not missing in my life...  |
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"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long
Ooh that there London!
I was there for a long time. Not now though."
I know! Now you’re on Devon time 
You’ll have to come and visit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)"
My youth.
That's what's missing.
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them
Pffft. Normal is overrated "
I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me  |
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"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them
Pffft. Normal is overrated
I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me "
*waves* |
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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago
Wellingborough |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
Gotta be you OP
I'm not missing in my life... "
Maybe coffee or jaffa cakes then... I do either and/or both |
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"Me.
What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.
Where do I find this? "
I make the meanest lasagne, from scratch, dislike feet though! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them
Pffft. Normal is overrated
I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me
*waves*"
I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!! |
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"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them
Pffft. Normal is overrated
I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me
*waves*
I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!!"
As in mouths touching? |
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"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them
Pffft. Normal is overrated
I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me
*waves*
I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!!
As in mouths touching? "
3some |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long
Ooh that there London!
I was there for a long time. Not now though.
I know! Now you’re on Devon time
You’ll have to come and visit "
London is scary... they keep people there! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long
Ooh that there London!
I was there for a long time. Not now though.
I know! Now you’re on Devon time
You’ll have to come and visit
London is scary... they keep people there!"
The crazies there |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Very select and specific people!
It's ok. You can name me. I won't be
But then there may be lamp post pissing! And that certainly is not missing! "
I'm not pissing on anything tonight. I'm too tired |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them
Pffft. Normal is overrated
I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me
*waves*
I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!!
As in mouths touching? "
Where can I get tickets? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
My youth.
That's what's missing.
"
You're only as old as the woman you feel.
So... 44 |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them
Pffft. Normal is overrated
I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me "
You're in the right place to find them... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
Gotta be you OP
I'm not missing in my life...
Maybe coffee or jaffa cakes then... I do either and/or both"
Now we are talking |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them
Pffft. Normal is overrated
I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me
*waves*
I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!!
As in mouths touching? "
Obviously!! And boobs |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A shark vacuum cleaner.....
Naaa I've got one, they suck.
They are so heavy and cumbersome!
All the bells and whistles but just no finesse."
Oooh. That's me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
My youth.
That's what's missing.
You're only as old as the woman you feel.
So... 44 "
No.
Youth! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I am missing a pair of thighs rubbing on my ears so I can measure a friction coefficient for the betterment of mankind "
That sounds very important indeed.
Need a thigh or two? |
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"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then
Oh give over, you're awesome.
Well... yeah. I totally am
See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!
Pictures or it didn't happen...
Have you got glitter? I'm out.
I have a fuckton of glitter.
This is going to be so much fun!!
There is a reason I have so much... tis the covid of craft. I will not have it used in my presence.
What... Not even for me?
It's glitter.
Hemsworth or Hiddleatone could ask and I'd still say "get te fock" "
I never knew it before, but all these years it's been the glitter missing from my life. All those wasted years. I guess I'll just wade the tides that turn, till I learn to leave the past behind. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long
Ooh that there London!
I was there for a long time. Not now though.
I know! Now you’re on Devon time
You’ll have to come and visit
London is scary... they keep people there!
The crazies there"
Definitely! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
My youth.
That's what's missing.
You're only as old as the woman you feel.
So... 44
No.
Youth! "
That hurts, Jennie |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.
It would make my life complete.
Hmm.
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then
Oh give over, you're awesome.
Well... yeah. I totally am
See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!
Pictures or it didn't happen...
Have you got glitter? I'm out.
I have a fuckton of glitter.
This is going to be so much fun!!
There is a reason I have so much... tis the covid of craft. I will not have it used in my presence.
What... Not even for me?
It's glitter.
Hemsworth or Hiddleatone could ask and I'd still say "get te fock"
I never knew it before, but all these years it's been the glitter missing from my life. All those wasted years. I guess I'll just wade the tides that turn, till I learn to leave the past behind."
Doooooooood...
You make it sound so final |
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"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long
Ooh that there London!
I was there for a long time. Not now though.
I know! Now you’re on Devon time
You’ll have to come and visit
London is scary... they keep people there!"
In the Tower? |
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"...in my life.
What is it?
And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?
(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)
My youth.
That's what's missing.
You're only as old as the woman you feel.
So... 44
No.
Youth! "
Ouch |
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"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them
Pffft. Normal is overrated
I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me
*waves*
I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!!
As in mouths touching?
Obviously!! And boobs "
Ooooffftttt |
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"Me.
What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.
Where do I find this?"
I made lasagne tonight.. there’s loads left. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long
Ooh that there London!
I was there for a long time. Not now though.
I know! Now you’re on Devon time
You’ll have to come and visit
London is scary... they keep people there!
In the Tower? "
There's packs of them roaming wild, I heard. |
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"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long
Ooh that there London!
I was there for a long time. Not now though.
I know! Now you’re on Devon time
You’ll have to come and visit
London is scary... they keep people there!
In the Tower?
There's packs of them roaming wild, I heard. "
I know… I’m going to join in  |
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