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The worst thing to admit to a Doctor in A&E after sex game gone wrong
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I was seeing a nurse and in her shared accommodation they had a 'hall of shame' which generally involved a gentleman accidentally sitting on an object and it falling into his rectum.
The one that got me wincing was a full set of bike handlebars and he had to come in with a rain mac.
"Well I was on the half pipe doing a 360..." |
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My friend had a guy come in with a fish stuck up his arse. The scales were barbed and it went in easily, then wouldn't come out again.
Another one with a stool leg up his arse; on Christmas Day. He was decorating (naked, on Christmas Day) and fell off the stool, apparently. |
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By *cLovin2 OP Man
over a year ago
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"My friend had a guy come in with a fish stuck up his arse. The scales were barbed and it went in easily, then wouldn't come out again.
Another one with a stool leg up his arse; on Christmas Day. He was decorating (naked, on Christmas Day) and fell off the stool, apparently."
I hope it wasn't a swordfish! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wasn't exactly a sex game a friend and is partner was making love and she clamped him they had to be taken to hospital both with blankets wrapped around both had injections to relax he still gets piss taken out of him. |
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By *cLovin2 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I saw a doctor on social media begging people of all genders to find a more convenient time for these accidents.
He also said "3am is witching hour for buttholes""
What else is a guy to do at 3am?  |
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"Swollen testicles inside a commercial gas carboy, A and E staff giving that 'don't any of you lot dare to smile' look..
am I the only one googling carboy?  "
Larger version of a 'home brew' demijohn, but stronger.. |
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My mate used to work on the A&E reception in a busy Manchester hospital and a regular occurrence would be men coming into A&E with things like ketchup bottles, tv remote controls, you name it, stuck up thier ass. They would never admit how it gone there |
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By *cLovin2 OP Man
over a year ago
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"My mate used to work on the A&E reception in a busy Manchester hospital and a regular occurrence would be men coming into A&E with things like ketchup bottles, tv remote controls, you name it, stuck up thier ass. They would never admit how it gone there"
I hope the bottle was empty, shouldn't waste ketchup... |
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After a recent operation I was given a 'sharps' disposal container which was a gaping open invitation for men with smaller cocks than me.
The hole looked easy to slide into but impossible to withdraw from.
When was given it to take home I pondered, aloud, how many got seen in A and E dangling from embarrassed men.
I have kept it in my car to show to people at Eureka, should anyone be curious. |
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Well we started arguing and she threw my action man ( with eagle eyes) at me and i turned away to cover myself and voom went straight up my arse…. Yes… past his shoulders and up to his boots… she can throw quite hard…..obviously  she threw barbie week before last … remember… who said Lightning doesn’t strike twice??? |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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Guy: Doc, i woke up at 3am bursting for a p1ss, but i was so tired out of it, I missed the pan and slipped, landing with my derrier into the toilet brush.
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Doc: but why is there a condom on the end of the brush then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My sister is a nurse and she tells the story of a hapless guy being treated in A&E one time...
He'd heard you could use a vacuum cleaner to, well, pleasure himself. But what he didn't realise or get told was that you need a "Henry" style vac to perform said task.
He used his mum's old hand-me-down upright with a bag style vac he'd had for years... you know... the ones with very fast spinning hard brushes attached to the rotating cylinder....
You can guess the rest...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was seeing a nurse and in her shared accommodation they had a 'hall of shame' which generally involved a gentleman accidentally sitting on an object and it falling into his rectum.
The one that got me wincing was a full set of bike handlebars and he had to come in with a rain mac.
"Well I was on the half pipe doing a 360...""
This is too funny!!! Imagine having to keep a straight face 
Mr |
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"I was seeing a nurse and in her shared accommodation they had a 'hall of shame' which generally involved a gentleman accidentally sitting on an object and it falling into his rectum.
The one that got me wincing was a full set of bike handlebars and he had to come in with a rain mac.
"Well I was on the half pipe doing a 360..."
This is too funny!!! Imagine having to keep a straight face
Mr"
Especially if there's a bike bell on there that keeps twanging with every step! |
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