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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago
cambridge |
Did you know there's an evolutionary reason for the shape. According to research from a team of scientists, led by one Professor Gordon Gallup (yes, really) the shape of the penis is there to allow it to scoop out other men's semen from a woman's vagina during sex.
According to Google anyone agree this is real and does it work |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
Overall its a pretty fucking poor shape to do it's job effectively the way that the little navy tadpoles work.
Yet another poorly designed part of evolution along with testicle being unprotected in the majority of mammals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Overall its a pretty fucking poor shape to do it's job effectively the way that the little navy tadpoles work.
Yet another poorly designed part of evolution along with testicle being unprotected in the majority of mammals"
Testicles need to be on display, so the ladies know the stud has balls..  |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"Overall its a pretty fucking poor shape to do it's job effectively the way that the little navy tadpoles work.
Yet another poorly designed part of evolution along with testicle being unprotected in the majority of mammals"
Isn't that for storing at the correct temperature? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Overall its a pretty fucking poor shape to do it's job effectively the way that the little navy tadpoles work.
Yet another poorly designed part of evolution along with testicle being unprotected in the majority of mammals
Isn't that for storing at the correct temperature?"
Yes, but evolution could help adjust that, and protect them at the same time. The course just went past keeping them safe and went for a different way to regulate the temp, having them exposed! |
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"Hmmm, I wonder if it works for that last little bit of ice cream the spoon doesn't reach in sundae glasses? 
If you try you need to post a selfie "
I'm sure there'd be plenty of other people in the restaurant who could take the picture instead of me trying to take one myself...  |
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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago
cambridge |
"Hmmm, I wonder if it works for that last little bit of ice cream the spoon doesn't reach in sundae glasses?
If you try you need to post a selfie
I'm sure there'd be plenty of other people in the restaurant who could take the picture instead of me trying to take one myself... "
If you manage to spoon out the last bit of ice cream can you reach your cock to get it in your mouth lol |
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"Hmmm, I wonder if it works for that last little bit of ice cream the spoon doesn't reach in sundae glasses?
If you try you need to post a selfie
I'm sure there'd be plenty of other people in the restaurant who could take the picture instead of me trying to take one myself...
If you manage to spoon out the last bit of ice cream can you reach your cock to get it in your mouth lol"
Well, I didn't think that far ahead to be honest, maybe I could flick it into the air and catch it in my mouth? Something to worry about after finding out if it works or not |
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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago
cambridge |
"Hmmm, I wonder if it works for that last little bit of ice cream the spoon doesn't reach in sundae glasses?
If you try you need to post a selfie
I'm sure there'd be plenty of other people in the restaurant who could take the picture instead of me trying to take one myself...
If you manage to spoon out the last bit of ice cream can you reach your cock to get it in your mouth lol
Well, I didn't think that far ahead to be honest, maybe I could flick it into the air and catch it in my mouth? Something to worry about after finding out if it works or not"
Scoop-flick-lick-repeat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that’s me gone off the penis for a while.
You mean the spoogespoon? The spaffspatula? The spunkscraper?
Stop it!!! 
I was pretty chuffed with those "
It was quick I’ll give you that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that’s me gone off the penis for a while.
You mean the spoogespoon? The spaffspatula? The spunkscraper?
Stop it!!!
Could be worse, could be like a cat penis. Barbed! "
Kinkyyyy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the evolutionary reason for it being detachable please, I alnost left mine in the cereal aisle while I was reaching for the Cheerios.
You spelled almost wrong lol what a nerd"
Are you having a conversation with yourself again?! You know that's a bad sign don't u? |
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There have been so many studies into this.
A 1990s British study spent £thousands and decided the purpose of a bellend was to enhance sexual pleasure for the man during sex.
A 2000s US study spent $thousands and decided the purpose was to enhance female arousal during sex.
Anyway, I've spent £5.50 on a 5 pack of Stella and decided it's to stop my hand flying off the end whilst I'm having a wank. |
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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago
cambridge |
"There have been so many studies into this.
A 1990s British study spent £thousands and decided the purpose of a bellend was to enhance sexual pleasure for the man during sex.
A 2000s US study spent $thousands and decided the purpose was to enhance female arousal during sex.
Anyway, I've spent £5.50 on a 5 pack of Stella and decided it's to stop my hand flying off the end whilst I'm having a wank."
Money well spent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As men are becoming less fertile, the evolutionary pressures driving the changes could reduce. Men may start to lose their head  "
Oh no! Will they just start dropping off |
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"Did you know there's an evolutionary reason for the shape. According to research from a team of scientists, led by one Professor Gordon Gallup (yes, really) the shape of the penis is there to allow it to scoop out other men's semen from a woman's vagina during sex.
According to Google anyone agree this is real and does it work"
What a load of ballocks  |
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very interesting! 
