What do they do?
Do they have particular skills?
What do they eat?
All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.
I want badger info!
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"Well I know they eat hedgehogs 
They also formulate secret societies and have Bill Oddie on a hitlist
Really? How do they cope with the spines? "
Hedgehogs don't have spines on their stomach.When the hedgehog goes into a ball the badger simply rolls it onto its back.I have seen magpies do the same,they just peck through the stomach. |
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"Well I know they eat hedgehogs
They also formulate secret societies and have Bill Oddie on a hitlist
Really? How do they cope with the spines?
Hedgehogs don't have spines on their stomach.When the hedgehog goes into a ball the badger simply rolls it onto its back.I have seen magpies do the same,they just peck through the stomach."
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"They stink
Do they? Why? "
They are predators so they mark their territory(killing ground) like Foxes(that stink even worse,almost instant puke).Foxes shit on top of molehills,badgers tend to do it at the base of a tree. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I got chased by a badger once
Rubbish badger fact.
But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY
Did it catch you? FACTUALLY catch you? "
No I FACTUALLY outran the little bastard but he gave it a good go. Not too sure if he did actually that's SPECULATIVE |
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over a year ago
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Hey, Mrs TMN!
A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.
They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.
Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals. |
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"They stink
Do they? Why?
They are predators so they mark their territory(killing ground) like Foxes(that stink even worse,almost instant puke).Foxes shit on top of molehills,badgers tend to do it at the base of a tree."
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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago
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They police the wildlife in the UK.
They are as tough as nails,and they are carriers of TB,which can be passed on to cattle,that's why farmers must have their cattle tested regularly for TB |
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"I got chased by a badger once
Rubbish badger fact.
But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY
Did it catch you? FACTUALLY catch you?
No I FACTUALLY outran the little bastard but he gave it a good go. Not too sure if he did actually that's SPECULATIVE"
Why was the badger FACTUALLY chasing you, Brucey? Had you been teasing it with those sexy tan lines? (SPECULATIVE) |
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"Hey, Mrs TMN!
A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.
They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.
Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals."
And in the spirit of balance, influencers. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Well I know they eat hedgehogs
They also formulate secret societies and have Bill Oddie on a hitlist
Really? How do they cope with the spines?
Hedgehogs don't have spines on their stomach.When the hedgehog goes into a ball the badger simply rolls it onto its back.I have seen magpies do the same,they just peck through the stomach.
Oh wow "
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"Hey, Mrs TMN!
A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.
They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.
Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals."
Hey Ricky!
These are interesting Dachshund facts (apart from the SPECULATIVE handbag one), I thank you, but where are the badger facts? Read the question, please.
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I got chased by a badger once
Rubbish badger fact.
But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY
Did it catch you? FACTUALLY catch you?
No I FACTUALLY outran the little bastard but he gave it a good go. Not too sure if he did actually that's SPECULATIVE
Why was the badger FACTUALLY chasing you, Brucey? Had you been teasing it with those sexy tan lines? (SPECULATIVE) "
Please read above for a FACTUALLY correct post to this FACTUAL incident. I can only assume badgers don't like I when you try and invade their holes (SPECULATIVE) |
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"They police the wildlife in the UK.
They are as tough as nails,and they are carriers of TB,which can be passed on to cattle,that's why farmers must have their cattle tested regularly for TB "
Ah! These are the kind of facts I'm here for. Thank you. *updates badger file* |
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"I got chased by a badger once
Rubbish badger fact.
But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY
Did it catch you? FACTUALLY catch you?
No I FACTUALLY outran the little bastard but he gave it a good go. Not too sure if he did actually that's SPECULATIVE
Why was the badger FACTUALLY chasing you, Brucey? Had you been teasing it with those sexy tan lines? (SPECULATIVE)
Please read above for a FACTUALLY correct post to this FACTUAL incident. I can only assume badgers don't like I when you try and invade their holes (SPECULATIVE)"
Ah, I see. You were FACTUALLY being a silly boy. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I got chased by a badger once
Rubbish badger fact.
But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY
Did it catch you? FACTUALLY catch you?
No I FACTUALLY outran the little bastard but he gave it a good go. Not too sure if he did actually that's SPECULATIVE
Why was the badger FACTUALLY chasing you, Brucey? Had you been teasing it with those sexy tan lines? (SPECULATIVE)
Please read above for a FACTUALLY correct post to this FACTUAL incident. I can only assume badgers don't like I when you try and invade their holes (SPECULATIVE)
Ah, I see. You were FACTUALLY being a silly boy. "
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"Hey, Mrs TMN!
A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.
They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.
Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals.
Hey Ricky!
These are interesting Dachshund facts (apart from the SPECULATIVE handbag one), I thank you, but where are the badger facts? Read the question, please."
Fine. Stick your badgers up your arse. |
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"Hey, Mrs TMN!
A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.
They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.
Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals.
Hey Ricky!
These are interesting Dachshund facts (apart from the SPECULATIVE handbag one), I thank you, but where are the badger facts? Read the question, please.
Fine. Stick your badgers up your arse."
Even I'm not that brave. |
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They are very intelligent animals.
They can be sett in their ways but do like to venture out at night to explore.
They eat grub(s).
They can be boisterous when mating and may scream loudly when having sex.(Might put that in my bio).
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"Hey, Mrs TMN!
A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.
They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.
Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals.
Hey Ricky!
These are interesting Dachshund facts (apart from the SPECULATIVE handbag one), I thank you, but where are the badger facts? Read the question, please.
Fine. Stick your badgers up your arse."
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Badgers are predators they will eat grubs and slugs, but prefer larger meals such as rabbits, birds, eggs and chicks, and in spring will take newborn lambs. They often only eat the heart, liver and lungs of mammals they kill, and they prefer live, as opposed to foxes which will take anything. They were controlled by Gamekeeper’s and farmers, but now they are protected their numbers have risen, and they live in communities. If one badger gets tuberculosis, it spread to all in the set and they are now a health hazard to other animals, in an area , where badgers are prevalent there will be no hedgehogs few land nesting birds and voles |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"Favourite food is baby rabbit
Makes sense, no spikes. "
If they are desperate and hungry enough such as after long spells of dry weather they will eat anything including pet cats.They will also dig up and eat recently buried pets,they like fresh and rotten meat,nothing in between.If they find a newly dead sheep or lamb in a field they just eat the ears,and only come back to the corpse when it's really rank. |
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"They have no road sense judging by how many dead ones I see every day  "
Unfortunately, many of those were killed by scumbag badger baiters and dumped on the road to make it look like they were road kill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do they do?
Do they have particular skills?
What do they eat?
All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.
I want badger info!
Disclaimer: I have heard of Google
Mrs TMN x"
I once tried to find a recipe to cook one after finding a few at the roadside. All I found was how to skin one and degrease it in a river for 3 days. Yuck!  |
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Badgers are omnivorous, they eat small mammals and insects and fruits and roots. They're akso very territorial and ferocious fighters. Dont ever let your dog have a go with one or it will lose badly. I know this from experience  |
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I have never seen a badger but I am a native londoner so it's hardly surprising. I still remember when foxes and squirrels were a rare sight. Sadly they are hardly any hedgehogs in the capital now. Badgers do look pretty cool. If they were humans they would be male, over 60 and drink real ale imo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brian May is a big badger enthusiast, its a fact."
He once led a a charge by of women dressed as badgers and smashed the EDL.
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/bnp-edl-hate-fascist-badgers-473597 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They love mashed potatoes.
Bodger and badger!!
I’ve just watched the theme song on YouTube. So many memories "
I've been singing this in my head for the last 20 minutes.
I hate you |
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Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction. |
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"They love mashed potatoes.
Bodger and badger!!
I’ve just watched the theme song on YouTube. So many memories
I've been singing this in my head for the last 20 minutes.
I love you"
You finally said it  |
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"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction."
In |
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"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.
In"
That’s a joke before anyone gets the wrong idea. |
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"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.
In"
It's fairly obvious when you think about it. Look at the way they dressed. |
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"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.
In
It's fairly obvious when you think about it. Look at the way they dressed."
Have you seen badgers eyes? |
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"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.
In
It's fairly obvious when you think about it. Look at the way they dressed.
Have you seen badgers eyes?"
He hasn't. Not since he got stuck into the horse. |
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"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.
In
It's fairly obvious when you think about it. Look at the way they dressed.
Have you seen badgers eyes?
He hasn't. Not since he got stuck into the horse."
Was mousey a hallucination? |
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"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction."
Ruined my childhood. |
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"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.
Ruined my childhood."
The class As? |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"No, it just will not eat anything that has been dead for awhile. It has to be fresh - worms slugs hedgehogs lambs and they wouldn’t go for ears. There’s no meat on an ear "
They eat the ears first and they eat rotten,but what do I know living in the countryside amongst the farming community all my life. |
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Well for one thing they have dug under our road and the road has to be closed because of the danger of collapse and they cannot disturb the set meaning that they can now continue to dig under the foundations of the house. So what do they do? They be cunts |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction."
I think you're onto something there, it was pretty obvious from that Badger Badger Badger Mushroom video from a few years ago, can't tell me that wasn't Badger form Bodger and Badger. |
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"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.
I think you're onto something there, it was pretty obvious from that Badger Badger Badger Mushroom video from a few years ago, can't tell me that wasn't Badger form Bodger and Badger."
He's out of control. |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
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"Well for one thing they have dug under our road and the road has to be closed because of the danger of collapse and they cannot disturb the set meaning that they can now continue to dig under the foundations of the house. So what do they do? They be cunts "
If they are undermining roads and your house they can be dealt with.Talk to your council.Some setts undermining the railway were filled in with concrete earlie this year just down the line from my village |
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"I have never seen a badger but I am a native londoner so it's hardly surprising. I still remember when foxes and squirrels were a rare sight. Sadly they are hardly any hedgehogs in the capital now. Badgers do look pretty cool. If they were humans they would be male, over 60 and drink real ale imo. "
You got it exactly....
Well all craft beers actually. |
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"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?
There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.
Ruined my childhood.
The class As?"
The class A's will do that |
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"What do they do?
Do they have particular skills?
What do they eat?
All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.
I want badger info!
Disclaimer: I have heard of Google
Mrs TMN x"
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Badgers.. 15 different species of them. They are protected under The badger act 1992 from being hunted or killed. |
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"What do they do?
Do they have particular skills?
What do they eat?
All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.
I want badger info!
Disclaimer: I have heard of Google
Mrs TMN x
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Badgers.. 15 different species of them. They are protected under The badger act 1992 from being hunted or killed. "
Yet they carry BOVINE TB and give to cattle..
They eat sweetcorn apparently |
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"What do they do?
Do they have particular skills?
What do they eat?
All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.
I want badger info!
Disclaimer: I have heard of Google
Mrs TMN x
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Badgers.. 15 different species of them. They are protected under The badger act 1992 from being hunted or killed. "
Badger Act? Isn’t that the TV detective? |
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Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom |
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"Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom"
A snake a snake… |
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Badgers are predominant in the professional classes in the animal kingdom i.e. solicitors, architects, GPs etc.
However the cost of living has hit them hard, and the price of a decent semi-detached sett has gone through the roof.
They are also fond of detective thrillers, and film noir. |
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Has anyone ever actually seen a live one?
Only ever seen them dead by the side of the road.
Half think they don’t exist and these are just put there every night to fool us!  |
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"Brilliant. Busy day Mrs T?
Mr TMN
You know it
Well this is weird."
Oh, did you think he was fictional? I'm just using him as bait for my profile tbh. I heard that's what people do on here. Dunno about Fabadgers though. |
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By *eliWoman
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"Brilliant. Busy day Mrs T?
Mr TMN
Mr TMN? 
I know fuck all about badgers but I'm here for ^ this.
I was trying to draw you out Meli. Like a sexy angler-fish.
Mr TMN "
You can reel me in any time. |
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"Badgers are predominant in the professional classes in the animal kingdom i.e. solicitors, architects, GPs etc.
However the cost of living has hit them hard, and the price of a decent semi-detached sett has gone through the roof.
They are also fond of detective thrillers, and film noir. "
Jerome Flynn was in a wildlife dectective series called Badger. Plus growing up I had Bodger and Badger... So yes famous in tv |
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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago
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"What do they do?
Do they have particular skills?
What do they eat?
All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.
I want badger info!
Disclaimer: I have heard of Google
Mrs TMN x"
before WW2 , they were a common feature in country pubs , with 2 pieces of bread some pickle and a " boiled ham" on the counter counter ... delicious ... |
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