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Well, that was a conversation I didn't expect to hear
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"while walking through the market today.
Shocked I was, and so was the woman walking behind me 
.. come on, you know you want to … out with it …  "
Outwith. Great Scottish word! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You'll have to tell us now.
I do love listening to the things strangers say but sometimes you're kind of left like what the fuck? O.o
I fondly remember overhearing a woman talk about how crispy her fanny lips were after she overdid it on the sunbeds.  |
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"You'll have to tell us now.
I do love listening to the things strangers say but sometimes you're kind of left like what the fuck? O.o
I fondly remember overhearing a woman talk about how crispy her fanny lips were after she overdid it on the sunbeds. "
And now I'm off women.... |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
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Right, I'll set the scene.
Walking through the market in beautiful sunshine, shops on our right, stalls on the left, chatting away to each other.
Catch sight of two men walk towards us-both with shirts off.
The one nearest to me looked mid to late thirties, been gymming a bit, muscular, hairless chest, bald head; the other one I didn't see properly because they walked past but he was pushing a shopping cart.
Mr shopping cart says, quite loudly "I just open my legs wide and take it deeper"
I looked back in disbelief.
My face was  then
I stopped mid sentence and said to my sister , half laughing "One sec, I just heard a conversation I really don't want going around my head"
Then told her what I heard, just as the woman behind me overtook and exclaimed, also laughing "Open me legs wide and take it deeper!"
Now I can't get the image of him on his back, legs wide, taking it deeper.
I had to have two JD and Colas to recover  |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"You'll have to tell us now.
I do love listening to the things strangers say but sometimes you're kind of left like what the fuck? O.o
I fondly remember overhearing a woman talk about how crispy her fanny lips were after she overdid it on the sunbeds. "
I wasn't eavesdropping, he said it bold as brass as he marched through Romford market with his shopping trolley.
My brain immediately imagined him on his back with his legs in the air.
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"Right, I'll set the scene.
Walking through the market in beautiful sunshine, shops on our right, stalls on the left, chatting away to each other.
Catch sight of two men walk towards us-both with shirts off.
The one nearest to me looked mid to late thirties, been gymming a bit, muscular, hairless chest, bald head; the other one I didn't see properly because they walked past but he was pushing a shopping cart.
Mr shopping cart says, quite loudly "I just open my legs wide and take it deeper"
I looked back in disbelief.
My face was then
I stopped mid sentence and said to my sister , half laughing "One sec, I just heard a conversation I really don't want going around my head"
Then told her what I heard, just as the woman behind me overtook and exclaimed, also laughing "Open me legs wide and take it deeper!"
Now I can't get the image of him on his back, legs wide, taking it deeper.
I had to have two JD and Colas to recover "
Bet he was a bottom |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"Right, I'll set the scene.
Walking through the market in beautiful sunshine, shops on our right, stalls on the left, chatting away to each other.
Catch sight of two men walk towards us-both with shirts off.
The one nearest to me looked mid to late thirties, been gymming a bit, muscular, hairless chest, bald head; the other one I didn't see properly because they walked past but he was pushing a shopping cart.
Mr shopping cart says, quite loudly "I just open my legs wide and take it deeper"
I looked back in disbelief.
My face was then
I stopped mid sentence and said to my sister , half laughing "One sec, I just heard a conversation I really don't want going around my head"
Then told her what I heard, just as the woman behind me overtook and exclaimed, also laughing "Open me legs wide and take it deeper!"
Now I can't get the image of him on his back, legs wide, taking it deeper.
I had to have two JD and Colas to recover
Bet he was a bottom"
At a guess.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any really old ladies.
Actually...
Really REALLY old ladies, who haven't gone deaf yet.
I said "ACTUALLY"
You're only 4 years younger than me "
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome "
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground). |
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground)."
Clearly they are taking part in the world limbo championships next weekend. |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground)."
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it. |
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it."
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home "
Not with my knees |
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees "
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell"
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you  |
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you "
And how do I do that? |
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"You'll have to tell us now.
I do love listening to the things strangers say but sometimes you're kind of left like what the fuck? O.o
I fondly remember overhearing a woman talk about how crispy her fanny lips were after she overdid it on the sunbeds. "
Now be honest that a conversation |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?"
You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear".
Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on" 
Like that |
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Many years ago I was heading into the St Anne's shopping centre in Harrow and I passed a couple having a bit of a row. The part of the conversation I heard was the woman having a go at the man, saying "...and you don't even know what 'Give me head' means." |
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?
You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear".
Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on"
Like that "
Haha, where did knickers come into the picture? |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"Many years ago I was heading into the St Anne's shopping centre in Harrow and I passed a couple having a bit of a row. The part of the conversation I heard was the woman having a go at the man, saying "...and you don't even know what 'Give me head' means." "
You can't listening to those conversations, can you. |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?
You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear".
Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on"
Like that
Haha, where did knickers come into the picture?"
That's what I find difficult to do standing up |
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?
You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear".
Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on"
Like that
Haha, where did knickers come into the picture?
That's what I find difficult to do standing up "
It was more about how they'd come off? But not a problem, instead of asking you to squat, I'm happy to volunteer myself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll have to tell us now.
I do love listening to the things strangers say but sometimes you're kind of left like what the fuck? O.o
I fondly remember overhearing a woman talk about how crispy her fanny lips were after she overdid it on the sunbeds.
I wasn't eavesdropping, he said it bold as brass as he marched through Romford market with his shopping trolley.
My brain immediately imagined him on his back with his legs in the air.
"
Hopefully you don't have a dream about him legs akimbo. |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"You'll have to tell us now.
I do love listening to the things strangers say but sometimes you're kind of left like what the fuck? O.o
I fondly remember overhearing a woman talk about how crispy her fanny lips were after she overdid it on the sunbeds.
I wasn't eavesdropping, he said it bold as brass as he marched through Romford market with his shopping trolley.
My brain immediately imagined him on his back with his legs in the air.
Hopefully you don't have a dream about him legs akimbo. "
I didn't see his face, so it would be a headless torso. Oh God, I really hope I don't have that dream |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?
You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear".
Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on"
Like that
Haha, where did knickers come into the picture?
That's what I find difficult to do standing up
It was more about how they'd come off? But not a problem, instead of asking you to squat, I'm happy to volunteer myself!"
More than happy for you to do the squatting |
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!
Jennie
His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?
You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear".
Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on"
Like that
Haha, where did knickers come into the picture?
That's what I find difficult to do standing up
It was more about how they'd come off? But not a problem, instead of asking you to squat, I'm happy to volunteer myself!
More than happy for you to do the squatting "
We're in agreement then! Message? |
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