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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...When does it stop being a humorous and harmless pastime... A way of accumulating heat under the covers at night and become an rude, offensive and perverted addiction? |
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"...When does it stop being a humorous and harmless pastime... A way of accumulating heat under the covers at night and become an rude, offensive and perverted addiction?"
When it smells really bad like rotten corpses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I only find it funny when it's my child and she's too young to know better.
I get the ick massively if someone is constantly belching and farting when they can hold it or do it elsewhere. I'd be lying if I said I never farted or burped but it's only when I can not hold it. I don't find it funny at all! |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
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Not to sound uppity and I know it’s unusual for a bloke but I absolutely fucking hate it nowt worse than being in a crowd of people and having to smell some fucker else’s shit it’s the same for belching everyone is capable of doing it discreetly without noise no need to be as loud as possible |
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"Not to sound uppity and I know it’s unusual for a bloke but I absolutely fucking hate it nowt worse than being in a crowd of people and having to smell some fucker else’s shit it’s the same for belching everyone is capable of doing it discreetly without noise no need to be as loud as possible "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I work with children who have special needs. Freely farting and burping are common place. In the past many Typically developed kids have made insensitive comments (they are kids afterall) so I burp and fart to normalise natural bodily functions. Unfortunately I am incredibly immature and instead for excusing myself I announce loudly "it was the squirrel". Now anytime anyone burps or farts my kids shout out "it was the squirrel" They are the perfect scapegoat ;-p |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...When does it stop being a humorous and harmless pastime... A way of accumulating heat under the covers at night and become an rude, offensive and perverted addiction?"
If you are significant other farts and you taste it. Lol I had corned beef and cabbage. Yea I woke him up because of the smell. But it's those laughable moments that are special to me.
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
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Today I was out with friends. Mother, her daughter and her two young girl children, plus new baby( four weeks old) Baby had bottle and was getting burped. He let out very loud burp. Then I heard as others did a loud fart. Youngest girl said mummy you tell me off for doing that. Mother said to young daughter it was baby. It was actually the baby. Girls mother and myself were finding it hard not to laugh as girl would not believe it was baby .  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I work with children who have special needs. Freely farting and burping are common place. In the past many Typically developed kids have made insensitive comments (they are kids afterall) so I burp and fart to normalise natural bodily functions. Unfortunately I am incredibly immature and instead for excusing myself I announce loudly "it was the squirrel". Now anytime anyone burps or farts my kids shout out "it was the squirrel" They are the perfect scapegoat ;-p "
I usually blame ducks! "Oops trod on a duck!" |
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"...When does it stop being a humorous and harmless pastime... A way of accumulating heat under the covers at night and become an rude, offensive and perverted addiction? If you are significant other farts and you taste it. Lol I had corned beef and cabbage. Yea I woke him up because of the smell. But it's those laughable moments that are special to me. "
The smell woke him up?! LOL!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going start a campaign group to get them banned, we're going to be called "Federation Against Rectal Tremors" although ironically the acronym is F.A.R.T. 
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I will be applying for gold membership of this worthy cause! |
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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Not to sound uppity and I know it’s unusual for a bloke but I absolutely fucking hate it nowt worse than being in a crowd of people and having to smell some fucker else’s shit it’s the same for belching everyone is capable of doing it discreetly without noise no need to be as loud as possible "
God loud belching is the worst. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the theatre at the bit where the Phantom appears silently and you can hear a pin drop in a hushed 1000 seat theatre… make sure you push it out like your birthing a baby rhino…. So your arse does the full frrrrrap ffffrrap like a drive by shooting….. then look at the guy next to you with a look of accusation and disgust so everyone thinks its them!!  "
It still cracks me up when someone farts then blames me...
"Ammmmyyyy.... " They say. "How could you".
LOLOL! I'm too busy laughing to defend myself. |
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