How long would it take to travel to Japan from London, riding a donkey with millipedes legs and making a furrow with its enormous dong dragging behind?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long would it take to travel to Japan from London, riding a donkey with millipedes legs and making a furrow with its enormous dong dragging behind?"

Having made that mammoth trip a few years ago, it took 45 months. Would of went faster if I had a carrot to dangle. You can read about it on TripAdvisor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your bank card deets please.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Foakes or Bairstow?"

Can't not pick Bairstow just for the occasional moment of brilliance when needed

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