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"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?" And would you actually sprint?  | |||
"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification? And would you actually sprint? "No just tie their shoe laces together. | |||
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"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?" How many Dick tricks do you know? | |||
"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification? How many Dick tricks do you know?" The 100m dick trick | |||
"I’d pass out. " If you were at the finishing line I'd certainly give it a go | |||
"In heels? " I’m not trying that  | |||
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"In heels? I’m not trying that "You look pretty quick, Rex, but I'll take my chances... | |||
"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification? And would you actually sprint?
No just tie their shoe laces together."Have to make sure I'm wearing my Crocs on race day  | |||
"In heels? I’m not trying that
You look pretty quick, Rex, but I'll take my chances...
"Who came first? | |||
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"In heels? I’m not trying that
You look pretty quick, Rex, but I'll take my chances...
Who came first?"Look, I was over-excited. I couldn't help the false start.  | |||
"He's already in the sprint position. I'm defeated." I always come prepared. | |||
"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification? And would you actually sprint? "Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority | |||
"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification? And would you actually sprint?
Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority "I’d win with a funny speed walk | |||
"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification? And would you actually sprint?
Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority
I’d win with a funny speed walk "And miss out on watching my ass as I walk in front of you? Foolish. | |||
"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification? And would you actually sprint?
Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority
I’d win with a funny speed walk
And miss out on watching my ass as I walk in front of you? Foolish."Will you have one of those buttplug thingyos in? | |||
"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification? And would you actually sprint?
Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority
I’d win with a funny speed walk
And miss out on watching my ass as I walk in front of you? Foolish.
Will you have one of those buttplug thingyos in? "I mean, you'll have to look for yourself. | |||
"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification? And would you actually sprint?
Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority
I’d win with a funny speed walk
And miss out on watching my ass as I walk in front of you? Foolish.
Will you have one of those buttplug thingyos in?
I mean, you'll have to look for yourself."Ooooo I think I’ve just pulled my hamstring  | |||
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"Can I just watch the 2 above race?" 100% I'd smoke her while she watches the fitter ones run  | |||
"Can I just watch the 2 above race? 100% I'd smoke her while she watches the fitter ones run "Even better not much of a sports fan anyway. | |||
"Can I just watch the 2 above race? 100% I'd smoke her while she watches the fitter ones run
Even better not much of a sports fan anyway."Easy victory | |||
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"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt?" sorry who? | |||
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"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt? sorry who?"Oops, Usain | |||
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"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt? sorry who?
Oops, Usain "
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I’ll walk slowly next to you there will be no winners | |||
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"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt? sorry who?
Oops, Usain
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I’ll walk slowly next to you there will be no winners"Smashed it | |||
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"Deal "If he was wanting to bum me, yes | |||
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"Yep I’d win" Challenge accepted. For whoever is above me. No I’m done running and need oxygen | |||
"Just hold the watter bottles Nanna" Is that the Scottish pronunciation of water? I'll serve the tea. | |||
"Pointless "I’d flash my boobs on the start line and distract you. | |||
"Just hold the watter bottles Nanna Is that the Scottish pronunciation of water? I'll serve the tea." Lemon wattttter Nanna  | |||
"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt? sorry who?
Oops, Usain
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I’ll walk slowly next to you there will be no winners"You know as we got to the finish line I'd jump ahead, don't you
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"Pointless
I’d flash my boobs on the start line and distract you. "That's cheating. | |||
"Just hold the watter bottles Nanna Is that the Scottish pronunciation of water? I'll serve the tea. Lemon wattttter Nanna "I have 3 lemons left! | |||
"Pointless
I’d flash my boobs on the start line and distract you.
That's cheating."Fine. I will run naked. | |||
"Pointless
I’d flash my boobs on the start line and distract you.
That's cheating.
Fine. I will run naked."In  | |||
"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt? sorry who?"Usain's younger, faster brother  | |||
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"Absolutely bloody not" I'd put my shoes on the opposite feet for you. | |||
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"Yeah. Because I'd tie his ankles together. F" Nope, because I don't do running | |||
"Yeah. Because I'd tie his ankles together. F Nope, because I don't do running "Someone I could beat! C | |||
"Yeah. Because I'd tie his ankles together. F Nope, because I don't do running
Someone I could beat!
C"Yes | |||
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"Yeah. Because I'd tie his ankles together. F Nope, because I don't do running
Someone I could beat!
C
Yes "
I reckon I could take them | |||
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"Anyone could beat me in a race; I'm such a slow coach "I'd happily take you on C | |||
"Anyone could beat me in a race; I'm such a slow coach
I'd happily take you on
C"Are we still talking about running? | |||
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"Absolutely bloody not I'd put my shoes on the opposite feet for you. " Haha thanks I still wouldn't win, running definitely isn't my forte. | |||
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"Easily win "By a length | |||
"Easily win
By a length "8 inches? | |||
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so I’m saying yes! To all above!!
I’ve even got a badge! 
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LvM | |||
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"Good standard guys "No chance I reckon. Over 10 miles then I’d have a sniff I think. | |||
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"Could you beat the poster above in a 100m sprint? Love and Peace "I would give it go. Naked no shoes bit like Zola Bud ooh thats going back. | |||
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"By at least 370m" By a head | |||
"Absolutely bloody not I'd put my shoes on the opposite feet for you. Haha thanks I still wouldn't win, running definitely isn't my forte. " Ok shoes on opposite feet, laces tied balancing an egg on a spoon. | |||
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"In a space suit" It'll need to be a 'Lost in Space' type space suit lol | |||
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"Definitely. He's asleep." Been chasing for a while and not caught them yet | |||
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"Walking on my hands "I still probably would lose J x | |||
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"How about a skip or a frolic?" I would walk behind them to catch a glimpse of their asses | |||
"Easy!!!" I don't know Taffman, I'm willing to bet my cardio routine is much more intense than yours
Good profile, and love the banter x | |||
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