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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself 
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go fuck yourself...
I'm gonna. After coffee
Clearly not that horny then are you 
I'm edging myself"
And here’s me edging….. it’s a waste isn’t it all this edging and not actually fucking |
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"My sincerest apologies
You're not even a little sorry.
Maybe a smidge
If you were sorry you would be headed here to apologise "
I feel that would make matter worse if I apologised then went back to work  |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse.
Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Go fuck yourself...
I'm gonna. After coffee
Clearly not that horny then are you
I'm edging myself
And here’s me edging….. it’s a waste isn’t it all this edging and not actually fucking "
I don't have anyone to do fucking with right now  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In this world
Nobody you can blame
You've got to stake your claim
Make it your aim.
Sorry Posh, couldn’t help myself but don’t blame it on that girl "
I'm still blaming you |
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)"
I do apologise posh………. Errrr no I don’t  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My sincerest apologies
You're not even a little sorry.
Maybe a smidge
If you were sorry you would be headed here to apologise
I feel that would make matter worse if I apologised then went back to work "
Depends. Work on me and it'll be good. Damn good. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse.
Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower."
That's good thinking.
Or I'll just do myself while peeking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"100% not my fault.
I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex.
Today is going to be a long day. "
Why no flirting? Why no smut? Or fap? And it’s impossible to not think about sex |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"100% not my fault.
I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex.
Today is going to be a long day. "
But... why? Why limit yourself?
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)"
If that is any way my doing, I’m entirely absolutely delighted about it.  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Go fuck yourself...
I'm gonna. After coffee
I mean if you’d like someone to watch you, I’m then happy to do that! "
Oooh. The cam rooms might dampen any horn I have! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful
It could get bad later..."
It’s ok I be in bed by that time ha ha it’s soon be bed time for me been up sins like 8pm last night |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just checking if its your birthday today or not first "
I dunno. I'll ask the monkey.
Ooh. If it is my birthday maybe I can get the naked people of my choice delivered...  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
I do apologise posh………. Errrr no I don’t "
I don't think you'd be sorry  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
If that is any way my doing, I’m entirely absolutely delighted about it. "
Stop being sexy, Fiddles. That's all I can ask |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful
It could get bad later...
It’s ok I be in bed by that time ha ha it’s soon be bed time for me been up sins like 8pm last night "
Christ almighty. Go to sleep! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!
My pics rarely help anyone get the horn "
Well they help me. I’ve told you that before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful
It could get bad later...
It’s ok I be in bed by that time ha ha it’s soon be bed time for me been up sins like 8pm last night
Christ almighty. Go to sleep!"
I will soon at some point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do one for me Posh, I can't do one so can you add one to your two that you do
After your coffee of course 
Just one?
Okie dokie..."
Let me know....then I can fall asleep after |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!
My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Well they help me. I’ve told you that before. "
Nutter  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!
My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch "
That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Do one for me Posh, I can't do one so can you add one to your two that you do
After your coffee of course
Just one?
Okie dokie...
Let me know....then I can fall asleep after"
Pffft.
Always the orgasm then snooze with you |
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!
My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch
That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple..."
Oooooh you naughty thing you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!
My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch
That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...
Oooooh you naughty thing you "
It's not naughty... it's really, really nice |
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!
My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch
That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...
Oooooh you naughty thing you
It's not naughty... it's really, really nice "
I agree there. Seeing it is |
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"Just checking if its your birthday today or not first
I dunno. I'll ask the monkey.
Ooh. If it is my birthday maybe I can get the naked people of my choice delivered... "
As long as its not via Evri or they'll not arrive |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!
My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch
That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...
Oooooh you naughty thing you
It's not naughty... it's really, really nice
I agree there. Seeing it is "
Maybe I should take a picture of the mouth to nipple... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just checking if its your birthday today or not first
I dunno. I'll ask the monkey.
Ooh. If it is my birthday maybe I can get the naked people of my choice delivered...
As long as its not via Evri or they'll not arrive "
I've never had trouble with Evri... ooh. But the postie is kinda sexy. He can bring them |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!
My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch
That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...
Oooooh you naughty thing you
It's not naughty... it's really, really nice
I agree there. Seeing it is
Maybe I should take a picture of the mouth to nipple... "
Picture uploading... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"100% not my fault.
I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex.
Today is going to be a long day.
But... why? Why limit yourself?
"
Because (and apologies to those who are irked by me starting a sentence with the word)... I need to not be a raging succubus. I've got a mountain of paperwork to get through today and I'm determined to do it all. :D |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"100% not my fault.
I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex.
Today is going to be a long day.
But... why? Why limit yourself?
Because (and apologies to those who are irked by me starting a sentence with the word)... I need to not be a raging succubus. I've got a mountain of paperwork to get through today and I'm determined to do it all. :D"
Ahh.
*Then* be a raging succubus.
Go. Do paperwork.
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse.
Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower.
That's good thinking.
Or I'll just do myself while peeking."
Mmmmm, I like the sound of that Do it in the shower and film yourself at the same time (you may as well make use of your waterproof phone) and then send it to me (the film, not the phone); I'll then do myself |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse.
Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower.
That's good thinking.
Or I'll just do myself while peeking.
Mmmmm, I like the sound of that Do it in the shower and film yourself at the same time (you may as well make use of your waterproof phone) and then send it to me (the film, not the phone); I'll then do myself "
I'll get a waterproof phone... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x"
Yeah yeah. Promises promises |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse.
Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower.
That's good thinking.
Or I'll just do myself while peeking.
Mmmmm, I like the sound of that Do it in the shower and film yourself at the same time (you may as well make use of your waterproof phone) and then send it to me (the film, not the phone); I'll then do myself
I'll get a waterproof phone..."
 so will I |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It wasn't me!
I am the anti-horn, want me to send newds!
That could work...
Eye bleach available at all exits Here, here and here*
(Gesticulates like a trolley dolly) "
Jeez. That's many exits... |
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises "
Don’t tempt me |
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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago
Wellingborough |
"Being a decent gent, if I could help to alleviate said horn, you'd be more than welcome... I'd even share my jaffa cakes with you
Now we're talking "
Less talking needed... with my tongue intertwined with yours you may struggle and that's before I replace it with something else |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Being a decent gent, if I could help to alleviate said horn, you'd be more than welcome... I'd even share my jaffa cakes with you
Now we're talking
Less talking needed... with my tongue intertwined with yours you may struggle and that's before I replace it with something else"
A jaffa cake? |
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me
"
You only have yourself to blame |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me
You only have yourself to blame "
I'm blaming you |
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me
You only have yourself to blame
I'm blaming you "
I do not accept blame |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me
You only have yourself to blame
I'm blaming you
I do not accept blame "
Tough.
Suck it up buttercup |
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault.
I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me
You only have yourself to blame
I'm blaming you
I do not accept blame
Tough.
Suck it up buttercup"
Ooooft! After you |
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