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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So my pet gold fish Thomas has died i’m really sad so will you have sex with me?
(What other weird and wonderful things have people said to you to try and ‘guilt’ you into sex?) (not sure if guilt is the right term for it but i cant think what else to call it) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We get the woe is me ones a lot! “Nobody wants to meet me when they see a face pic, bet you run a mile” and then if we’re not attracted to them it’s so awkward! We do just say but then the violin comes out again  does kinda ruin the fun on here but we do try to ignore those ones.
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"So my pet gold fish Thomas has died i’m really sad so will you have sex with me?
(What other weird and wonderful things have people said to you to try and ‘guilt’ you into sex?) (not sure if guilt is the right term for it but i cant think what else to call it) "
My wife said the classic I was thinking of leaving you when you said no more children. Then 3 months later asked if we could try for another one. Needless to say we now have a second child. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So my pet gold fish Thomas has died i’m really sad so will you have sex with me? "
It's probably OK if that is Thomas' widow 
(* do goldfish have sex? begins googling frantically for the answer) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So my pet gold fish Thomas has died i’m really sad so will you have sex with me?
It's probably OK if that is Thomas' widow
(* do goldfish have sex? begins googling frantically for the answer)"
I don't want to be a goldfish in my next life...
Apparently, according to my Google search, "The behavior of breeding Goldfish can be fascinating to see. To encourage the discharge of eggs, the male will chase the female around the tank while prodding her abdomen. The male will fertilize the eggs after the female lay eggs on the spawning mop."
Still, that's probably more sex than most single blokes on Fab are getting  |
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When I was in my twenties (Victoria was just ascending to the throne  ) some men used to use the ' I think I'm gay, can we have sex so I can decide '
I was never sure if it was an insult or a compliment but it never ended with them having sex with me  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"When I was in my twenties (Victoria was just ascending to the throne ) some men used to use the ' I think I'm gay, can we have sex so I can decide '
I was never sure if it was an insult or a compliment but it never ended with them having sex with me "
That's genius. I might steal that line... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"When I was in my twenties (Victoria was just ascending to the throne ) some men used to use the ' I think I'm gay, can we have sex so I can decide '
I was never sure if it was an insult or a compliment but it never ended with them having sex with me "
Brilliant. I'm going to do the same as Posh - from now on I'm going to say "I think I might be a lesbian, can we have sex so I can decide?". Men will love it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I get a few saying they're really inexperienced and could I show them the ropes, honestly I don't know why they would think that's enticing. I don't care about someone's lack of experience but don't come at me with that line in a first message in the hope's that I'll drop my panties  . |
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