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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All alone.
Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.
Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.
If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.
It's been fun...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...
Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.
Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...
Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.
Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart "
I'm not laughing at this... |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"All alone.
Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.
Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.
If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.
It's been fun...
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Oh not before I fill you up please! |
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"All alone.
Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.
Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.
If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.
It's been fun...
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It's been nice to read you. Remember, don't go towards the light. Don't drop your torch and walk briskly, don't run or else you'll fall and the gremlins will get you.
It's quiet here too, but I am not alone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All alone.
Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.
Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.
If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.
It's been fun...
It's been nice to read you. Remember, don't go towards the light. Don't drop your torch and walk briskly, don't run or else you'll fall and the gremlins will get you.
It's quiet here too, but I am not alone. "
This hasn't helped. |
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"All alone.
Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.
Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.
If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.
It's been fun...
It's been nice to read you. Remember, don't go towards the light. Don't drop your torch and walk briskly, don't run or else you'll fall and the gremlins will get you.
It's quiet here too, but I am not alone.
This hasn't helped. "
You're welcome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...
Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.
Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart "
In the coldest depths of the earth, frozen solid? |
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Was that a bang in the boiler room in the basement- you should go and investigate- find a shitty torch that you know has a history if packing up and whatever you do - dont switch on the incredibly good lights you have in that area.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All alone.
Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.
Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.
If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.
It's been fun...
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Sounds like a delight having spent a few hours in the presence of my colleagues. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"The HallowQueen is scared and freaked out by this?
Interesting!
Whoah how did you come up with such a perfect name? Love it.
Somebody very clever and creative came up with it! "
Gosh. There really are some fantastic creative minds on this site, aren't there?
Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good! "
This is true. And I can run pretty fast. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun."
And now I want to do this..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The HallowQueen is scared and freaked out by this?
Interesting!
Whoah how did you come up with such a perfect name? Love it.
Somebody very clever and creative came up with it!
Gosh. There really are some fantastic creative minds on this site, aren't there?
Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.
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I'm not gonna be the dumb one that gets slain while riding a cock Meli. This is why I never go on top. |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!
This is true. And I can run pretty fast."
I would say that you don’t need to be able to run fast, just faster than one of the other people there with you, but you’re on your own, so…. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!
This is true. And I can run pretty fast."
Isn't the last girl usually still a virgin tho?? Sure that was one of the rules in Scream  |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!
This is true. And I can run pretty fast.
Isn't the last girl usually still a virgin tho?? Sure that was one of the rules in Scream "
One of the books on my to be read list is ‘The Final Girls Support Group’, I will see what that has to say about virginity and not getting brutally murdered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope the electricity goes out.
It's the middle of the day...
No in the storage room I'm waiting in 
She locked you up in there didn't she?"
That's twice in one week  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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" Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.
I'm not gonna be the dumb one that gets slain while riding a cock Meli. This is why I never go on top. "
You're smart but you're not a virgin alas. Actually come back as a woman in white please. That would be cool. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
" Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.
I'm not gonna be the dumb one that gets slain while riding a cock Meli. This is why I never go on top.
You're smart but you're not a virgin alas. Actually come back as a woman in white please. That would be cool."
Banshee Queen! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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" Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.
I'm not gonna be the dumb one that gets slain while riding a cock Meli. This is why I never go on top.
You're smart but you're not a virgin alas. Actually come back as a woman in white please. That would be cool.
Banshee Queen! "
Oooo yes! Perfect herald of death. I'm revealing I'm not cool as I'm typing these replies so might stop. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!
This is true. And I can run pretty fast.
Isn't the last girl usually still a virgin tho?? Sure that was one of the rules in Scream "
Oh FFS. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope the electricity goes out.
It's the middle of the day...
No in the storage room I'm waiting in
She locked you up in there didn't she?"
He keeps escaping. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.
I'm not gonna be the dumb one that gets slain while riding a cock Meli. This is why I never go on top.
You're smart but you're not a virgin alas. Actually come back as a woman in white please. That would be cool.
Banshee Queen! "
I have various new usernames now, thank you! |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!
This is true. And I can run pretty fast."
What sort of shoes are you wearing though? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!
This is true. And I can run pretty fast.
What sort of shoes are you wearing though?"
I have my trainers on! |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!
This is true. And I can run pretty fast.
What sort of shoes are you wearing though?
I have my trainers on! "
Good plan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun.
And now I want to do this..
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It’s been nice knowing you  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun.
And now I want to do this..
It’s been nice knowing you "
Its not nice to tell lies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun.
And now I want to do this..
It’s been nice knowing you
It’s not nice to tell lies! "
It’s be sort of ok knowing you. Fixed it |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun.
And now I want to do this..
It’s been nice knowing you
It’s not nice to tell lies!
It’s be sort of ok knowing you. Fixed it "
See, doesn't that feel better being honest?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun.
And now I want to do this..
It’s been nice knowing you
It’s not nice to tell lies!
It’s be sort of ok knowing you. Fixed it
See, doesn't that feel better being honest? "
It does. She’ll get needy now and declare her love for me and I’ll have to block her…. Again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You've been silent for nearly an hour Lilith.
I'm guessing that you have now exterminated all your colleagues, that they never stood a chance and that your workplace resembles an abattoir after the sheep and goats have been dispatched just before Eid or Passover (well come on, turkeys at Christmas doesnt convey the same gruesome image).
Just hope that you don't now seek to continue your cull with the vocal forumites. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...
Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.
Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart
I'm not laughing at this..."
Really!? 
Fuck sake!
*Takes notes*
Go darker next time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...
Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.
Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart "
Brutal lol |
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"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...
Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.
Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart
Brutal lol "
Yeah, but funny |
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"All alone.
Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.
Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.
If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.
It's been fun...
"
It's usually the nice friendly people that die in horror movies, you'll be fine |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...
Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.
Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart
I'm not laughing at this...
Really!?
Fuck sake!
*Takes notes*
Go darker next time "
Oh if F doesn't like it dark we are gonna struggle. Would have great chat though! |
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Don't forget to do the hysterical run through the woods, like you are wading through treacle. Arms flailing around; running headfirst into trees, as you look over you shoulder. Face contorted into a silent scream.
No one escapes once they've shown their boobs. It's the rules. And the rules are the rules  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"Hot one always ends up dead..
Hope phone doesn't ring and you hear "Hello Lilith, remember me?"
Ah she is safe then. Average as fuck
Yeah but she's given crabs to lots of people "
So she is CrabQueen now? Another name for her list! |
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"All alone.
Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.
Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.
If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.
It's been fun...
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Crazy!
How on earth will you flip the burgers and serve at the same time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lilith,
Please come back from the other side and haunt me and do all sorts of naughty things to me that I wish you could do right now x"
Wait until she shoots ectoplasm all over your face |
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"Hot one always ends up dead..
Hope phone doesn't ring and you hear "Hello Lilith, remember me?"
Ah she is safe then. Average as fuck
Yeah but she's given crabs to lots of people
So she is CrabQueen now? Another name for her list! "
Lilith fab Queen of crabs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...
Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.
Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart
I'm not laughing at this...
Really!?
Fuck sake!
*Takes notes*
Go darker next time
Oh if F doesn't like it dark we are gonna struggle. Would have great chat though!"
I love it dark Brucey. Especially when it's the choking darkening my vision
F |
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"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...
Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.
Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart "
Really…all these reply’s and nobody has said what heart…and judging by Lilith’s general comments in posts she’s probably packing a weapon of sorts (not that type people)… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't believe the OP is ignoring us all!! WHORE, WHORE, WHORE
f
Might have been eaten to be fair "
Seems highly unlikely, I think that she is more likely to be akin to Dr. Hannibal Lecter - even now she is plotting the demise of those who have disparaged her on this thread.
I shall lock my doors, leave the dog loose, and keep the air rifle by my bed tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She went on holiday
She's just playing hard to get you mean
F
As usual 
Or! Or! Or! Hear me out on this
Or! She got laid! "
that is preposterous. Good one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She went on holiday
She's just playing hard to get you mean
F
She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!"
She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep
F |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"She went on holiday
She's just playing hard to get you mean
F
She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!
She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep
F"
Whoa are you suggesting she isn't special?!
That's pretty bold. You do know, I wouldn't shag anything that moves don't you? |
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"She went on holiday
She's just playing hard to get you mean
F
She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!
She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep
F
Whoa are you suggesting she isn't special?!
That's pretty bold. You do know, I wouldn't shag anything that moves don't you? "
Nobody is going to believe you |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"She went on holiday
She's just playing hard to get you mean
F
She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!
She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep
F"
Spitting facts! |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"She went on holiday
She's just playing hard to get you mean
F
She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!
She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep
F
Spitting facts! "
Is that ejecting facts at high speed? |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"She went on holiday
She's just playing hard to get you mean
F
She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!
She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep
F
Spitting facts! "
I have rejected people! Spitting facts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still in the fucking storage room
With the cadaver?
PEGPRO3009r
I mean is she at least still warm?
I've sent a pigeon with a message "
Let's hope the camping fookers don't rpg it.
F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still in the fucking storage room
With the cadaver?
PEGPRO3009r
I mean is she at least still warm?
I've sent a pigeon with a message
Let's hope the camping fookers don't rpg it.
F"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still in the fucking storage room
With the cadaver?
PEGPRO3009r
I mean is she at least still warm?
I've sent a pigeon with a message
Let's hope the camping fookers don't rpg it.
F
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Shit dude, she has the lingo, maybe I do play too much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still in the fucking storage room
With the cadaver?
PEGPRO3009r
I mean is she at least still warm?
I've sent a pigeon with a message
Let's hope the camping fookers don't rpg it.
F
Shit dude, she has the lingo, maybe I do play too much "
She's gonna ruin your KD |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still in the fucking storage room
With the cadaver?
PEGPRO3009r
I mean is she at least still warm?
I've sent a pigeon with a message
Let's hope the camping fookers don't rpg it.
F
Shit dude, she has the lingo, maybe I do play too much
She's gonna ruin your KD "
I worked hard getting up to a 3.5 too 
Fuck, what have I done |
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