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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London

Just leaving a little note here to remind me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And a crusty loaf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nanna use your filofax!

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London

Soup to go with the crusty loaf.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"Nanna use your filofax!"

I can't, I can't find it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vaseline and a cucumber.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Don't forget the condoms and cucumbers.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London

Is there something I should know about cucumbers?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Swap a couple about and buy melons.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nanna use your filofax!

I can't, I can't find it "

Did you file it in a safe place?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there something I should know about cucumbers?"

You get to imagine you're being fucked by The Incredible Hulk.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"Swap a couple about and buy melons. "

I already have melons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need iced coffee and tampons.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"Is there something I should know about cucumbers?

You get to imagine you're being fucked by The Incredible Hulk."

He's a bit ugly though.

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By *uke_silverMan  over a year ago

London


"Is there something I should know about cucumbers?"

I don't get the joke either. I was going to suggest also getting Stevia so you can prepare a nice lemonade!

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"I need iced coffee and tampons.

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Is that one of the summer specials they do at Starbucks?

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"Is there something I should know about cucumbers?

You get to imagine you're being fucked by The Incredible Hulk.

He's a bit ugly though.

"

Also works for the jolly green giant or a Martian

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"Is there something I should know about cucumbers?

I don't get the joke either. I was going to suggest also getting Stevia so you can prepare a nice lemonade!"

Is Stevia low fodmap?

I can't remember what I wanted the lemons for now

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"Is there something I should know about cucumbers?

You get to imagine you're being fucked by The Incredible Hulk.

He's a bit ugly though.

Also works for the jolly green giant or a Martian "

I could imagine a handsome Martian I suppose.

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By *uke_silverMan  over a year ago

London


"Is there something I should know about cucumbers?

I don't get the joke either. I was going to suggest also getting Stevia so you can prepare a nice lemonade!

Is Stevia low fodmap?

I can't remember what I wanted the lemons for now "

Yes, it's a zero-calorie natural sweetener that's sweeter than sugar. An amazing plant really!

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"Is there something I should know about cucumbers?

I don't get the joke either. I was going to suggest also getting Stevia so you can prepare a nice lemonade!

Is Stevia low fodmap?

I can't remember what I wanted the lemons for now

Yes, it's a zero-calorie natural sweetener that's sweeter than sugar. An amazing plant really!"

And it is low fodmap

It's probably dearer than gold but I don't use sugar often so I'll invest.

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By *uke_silverMan  over a year ago

London


"Is there something I should know about cucumbers?

I don't get the joke either. I was going to suggest also getting Stevia so you can prepare a nice lemonade!

Is Stevia low fodmap?

I can't remember what I wanted the lemons for now

Yes, it's a zero-calorie natural sweetener that's sweeter than sugar. An amazing plant really!

And it is low fodmap

It's probably dearer than gold but I don't use sugar often so I'll invest."

I don't think it's that expensive - keep in mind it's ~200x sweeter than sugar, so when you compare prices of sugar Vs Stevia, the latter needs to be divided by 200.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Werthers.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

I was going to ask why you needed lemons but I see you've forgotten.

Was it for cooking or cleaning?

Do you remember when women's magazines used to advise you to sit with your elbows in half a lemon to remove 'unsightly ' brown colouring ?

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By *abyblues2023Woman  over a year ago

Everywhere and Nowhere baby thats where im at

I need donkey food

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"I need donkey food "

I want a donkey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need donkey food "

I need a donkey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need donkey food

I want a donkey "

Jinx

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"I need donkey food

I want a donkey

Jinx"

Rude

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"I was going to ask why you needed lemons but I see you've forgotten.

Was it for cooking or cleaning?

Do you remember when women's magazines used to advise you to sit with your elbows in half a lemon to remove 'unsightly ' brown colouring ? "

No, I don't remember that little snippet of advice. Did it work.

I remembered why I want lemons.

It's for lemon water in the mornings. I'm trying to swap good stuff for chocolate.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"Werthers."

I'm tempted to crunch them and I need all my leftover teeth.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"I was going to ask why you needed lemons but I see you've forgotten.

Was it for cooking or cleaning?

Do you remember when women's magazines used to advise you to sit with your elbows in half a lemon to remove 'unsightly ' brown colouring ?

No, I don't remember that little snippet of advice. Did it work.

I remembered why I want lemons.

It's for lemon water in the mornings. I'm trying to swap good stuff for chocolate. "

I didn't try it. I can't see my elbows so I don't care .

Lemon water vs chocolate...hmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I won’t let you forget this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need eggs, bread, milk, cereal, bananas, dog biscuits, cat litter, gin, tonic, ice cube trays...

Damn, it's basically the weekly shop that I normally do on a Thursday, but I was away last week so I shall need to write a full list.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"I was going to ask why you needed lemons but I see you've forgotten.

Was it for cooking or cleaning?

Do you remember when women's magazines used to advise you to sit with your elbows in half a lemon to remove 'unsightly ' brown colouring ?

No, I don't remember that little snippet of advice. Did it work.

I remembered why I want lemons.

It's for lemon water in the mornings. I'm trying to swap good stuff for chocolate.

I didn't try it. I can't see my elbows so I don't care .

Lemon water vs chocolate...hmm"

I'm thinking of my gut health.

Maybe I can have both.

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Bisto

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"Bisto "

Did you find out the hard way?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August. "

A lemon shaped one.

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante


"Bisto

Did you find out the hard way?"

Criminal offence in our house!

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Whats so good about lemon water?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August.

A lemon shaped one."

Ooo. That’s a good idea. Maybe I’ll just use a lemon?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats so good about lemon water?"
it’s cleaner init

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August. "

Original Source?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init"

Idk ask the people that gentrified east London. They’ll know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August.

Original Source?"

As in mint?

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante


"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init"

Its acid, is that good for you, now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init

Its acid, is that good for you, now?"

What’s not good about acid? Everyone was doing it in the 90s

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By *r.SJMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August.

Original Source?"

Flavoured? I wouldn't go for Reggae Reggae that might sting a bit...

Oh, you said source... d'oh

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init

Its acid, is that good for you, now?"

Not for your tooth enamel, no.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August.

Original Source?

As in mint? "

They do lemon too

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante


"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init

Its acid, is that good for you, now?

What’s not good about acid? Everyone was doing it in the 90s"

Were you even born then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init

Its acid, is that good for you, now?

What’s not good about acid? Everyone was doing it in the 90s

Were you even born then? "

not for most of the 90s no

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman  over a year ago

East London


"Whats so good about lemon water?"

I'm hoping it will help clear my throat.

A source of Vitamin C.

Good for digestion.

Better for you than Cherry Lucozade.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bumping for Nanna

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I genuinely hope you forget Nanna

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

….and squeeze them back into life’s eyes! …

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