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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I Write Poetry and Small Stories

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By *abyblues2023Woman over a year ago

Everywhere and Nowhere baby thats where im at

I'm scared of moths

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

i love painting and drawing,, mostly nature

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't actually get my knickers from m and s

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

I'm actually really lovely! Ssshhhh

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

I love all shades of big cock xxx

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I don't actually get my knickers from m and s

That’s it. False advertising. I’m unfriending you.

(I’m not really.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 2 Nd Dan in Tae Kwon Do

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m English, not Scottish.

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

"i love painting and drawing,, mostly nature"
,, and im the same height as yoda

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

My nipple sucking is the stuff of legend

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

I've released a few records

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

I've read the whole bible! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's nothing intriguing about me.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple over a year ago

Essex

I have a BAFTA nom

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

I’m not Welsh

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I'm really called Donald.

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By *abyblues2023Woman over a year ago

Everywhere and Nowhere baby thats where im at

"I'm actually really lovely! Ssshhhh

Hello u you are lovely I remember well

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"I have a BAFTA nom"

How's anyone supposed to top that?

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By *reative-mindMan over a year ago

Exeter

I was once prevented from going to work by a Secret Service due to a high profile visitor that week.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m watching Antiques Roadshow.

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By *reative-mindMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm really called Donald."

Duck or Trump?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got 6 kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't actually get my knickers from m and s

That’s it. False advertising. I’m unfriending you.

(I’m not really.)"

I was waiting on the complaints, false advertising, shocking really!

I'll maybe go buy a pair!

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I don't actually get my knickers from m and s

That’s it. False advertising. I’m unfriending you.

(I’m not really.)

I was waiting on the complaints, false advertising, shocking really!

I'll maybe go buy a pair! "

Don't. Leave em off

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'll maybe go buy a pair! "

Just the one. No need to go mad. We’re not made o’ money.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name isn't actually Lilith.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman over a year ago

In the clouds

I have a metal plate in my face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am (was) a twin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes I'm quite nice

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm a really good meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do Wordle on the toilet every morning.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple over a year ago

West Bromwich

I am actually tone deaf!

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm actually really lovely! Ssshhhh

Hello u you are lovely I remember well "

Awww!

ello stranger!!

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"I do Wordle on the toilet every morning."

Does it help you solve it quicker doing it on the toilet? 5 tries for me today so any tips would be helpful.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I do wear M&S knickers

I'm Welsh, not English

I enjoy horse riding and wheelchair sports (not at the same time)

And I was once on the Antiques Roadshow with my Dad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dave - I was an extra in derry girls

Sarah - I work in a 999 call center

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do Wordle on the toilet every morning.

Does it help you solve it quicker doing it on the toilet? 5 tries for me today so any tips would be helpful."

Don't strain too hard.

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"I do Wordle on the toilet every morning.

Does it help you solve it quicker doing it on the toilet? 5 tries for me today so any tips would be helpful.

Don't strain too hard."

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By *tylebender03Man over a year ago

Manchester

I trained Muay Thai

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gamble

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"I'm really called Donald.

Duck or Trump? "

Sutherland

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saved a sheep once.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I shaved a sheep once.

(More than once.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I shaved a sheep once.

(More than once.)"

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

I used to tap dance.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I saved a sheep once."

I've saved 3.

So ner

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I am (was) a twin. "

Me too.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

No! Because then they would expect it.

Some wise words

"because when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No! Because then they would expect it.

Some wise words

"because when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do." "

Are you ok Kate?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"I am (was) a twin.

Me too."

And me. Technically I am my own evil twin.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I do Wordle on the toilet every morning.

Does it help you solve it quicker doing it on the toilet? 5 tries for me today so any tips would be helpful."

I guessed the word correctly on the first go once.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saved a sheep once.

I've saved 3.

So ner"

Unfriended.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I am (was) a twin.

Me too.

And me. Technically I am my own evil twin. "

You can't be in our club unless you are an actual twin.

Rules you know.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"No! Because then they would expect it.

Some wise words

"because when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do."

Are you ok Kate?"

Fuck you

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I saved a sheep once.

I've saved 3.

So ner"

I've eaten a few.

Now I feel sad for them

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"No! Because then they would expect it.

Some wise words

"because when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do."

Are you ok Kate?

Fuck you "

Calm down Duchess, it's just a name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No! Because then they would expect it.

Some wise words

"because when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do."

Are you ok Kate?

Fuck you "

You wanna?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am (was) a twin.

Me too.

And me. Technically I am my own evil twin.

You can't be in our club unless you are an actual twin.

Rules you know. "

What about if you've had twins?

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By *apidaryMan over a year ago

Chipping Norton

Tragically I was an only twin.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"I am (was) a twin.

Me too.

And me. Technically I am my own evil twin.

You can't be in our club unless you are an actual twin.

Rules you know. "

I am! Kind of. Sort of technically

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was a landlady at 20 years old… “get ahht a mah pab”

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

I once published a book.

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"I do Wordle on the toilet every morning.

Does it help you solve it quicker doing it on the toilet? 5 tries for me today so any tips would be helpful.

I guessed the word correctly on the first go once."

Me too, you never forget do you?!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Sometimes I write things for other sites.

I'm keeping the unexpected unexpected as Katie said above.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to see a speech therapist for a stutter I had a child. You wouldn't tell now, but it can come out when I'm particularly nervous

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"No! Because then they would expect it.

Some wise words

"because when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do."

Are you ok Kate?

Fuck you

You wanna?"

Can I close my eyes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No! Because then they would expect it.

Some wise words

"because when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do."

Are you ok Kate?

Fuck you

You wanna?

Can I close my eyes? "

Sure...

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"Sometimes I write things for other sites.

I'm keeping the unexpected unexpected as Katie said above.

You can do one too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sometimes I write things for other sites.

I'm keeping the unexpected unexpected as Katie said above.

I laughed far too much at this.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I saved a sheep once.

I've saved 3.

So ner

I've eaten a few.

Now I feel sad for them

I've eaten a few too. Don't stress it Nanna

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I saved a sheep once.

I've saved 3.

So ner

Unfriended."

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple over a year ago

Essex

"I have a BAFTA nom

How's anyone supposed to top that?

Lol… I may have oversold myself… one was for a computer game, the other for work on a children’s tv show.. both could quite easily be topped by anyone who could eat a flake in a single bite

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By *reative-mindMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I have a BAFTA nom

How's anyone supposed to top that?

Lol… I may have oversold myself… one was for a computer game, the other for work on a children’s tv show.. both could quite easily be topped by anyone who could eat a flake in a single bite

I can't do either!

On another note can you do my media internship work for me?

No? Alrighty then.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"I used to tap dance."

I tried that once, I fell in the sink ....lol

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

I’m actually a 6foot trucker called Alan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saved a sheep once.

I've saved 3.

So ner

Unfriended.

I would never

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple over a year ago

Essex

"I have a BAFTA nom

How's anyone supposed to top that?

Lol… I may have oversold myself… one was for a computer game, the other for work on a children’s tv show.. both could quite easily be topped by anyone who could eat a flake in a single bite

I can't do either!

On another note can you do my media internship work for me?

No? Alrighty then. "

Lol xx

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I’m actually a 6foot trucker called Alan."

That’s pretty common for some of the female profiles on here!

I’m taking my cock pictures back now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sometimes like to wear women’s panties

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

I have worked for Royalty.

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By *obajxMan over a year ago

Cheshire

Sometimes I really despise life

I've really no idea why I admitted that to a load of strangers

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I saved a sheep once.

I've saved 3.

So ner

Unfriended.

I would never

Aww bestie

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By *im RoyleCouple over a year ago

chester

"I'm scared of moths "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve been bitten by 4 different species of animals.

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By *rincipessaWoman over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I volunteer as a marine mammal medic. I have been known to save many a seal and the odd dolphin, and even babysat a farting sleeping walrus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I volunteer as a marine mammal medic. I have been known to save many a seal and the odd dolphin, and even babysat a farting sleeping walrus "

You babysat my wife?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve had enough tetanus injections to last me until I’m 109

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By *r.SJMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

Was part of the technical and engineering team that helped design and build the safety system for the Shard in London... and a self taught draughtsman, they used my drawings for manufacturing

I'm proud if nothing else.

I also used to act and have musicals rewritten for me because I couldn't sing but did once sing in the Albert Hall

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I’ve been bitten by 4 different species of animals."

I think I've been bitten by 4 different species of mosquito

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve been bitten by 4 different species of animals.

I think I've been bitten by 4 different species of mosquito

Are you just bragging that you’ve been on holiday?

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By *reative-mindMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Sometimes I write things for other sites.

I'm keeping the unexpected unexpected as Katie said above.

You're stealing all the good material from the forums and passing them off as you're own arnt you?

I'm safe because I very rarely say anything interesting.

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By *reative-mindMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I have worked for Royalty."

Are they one of the one still with us?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I’ve been bitten by 4 different species of animals.

I think I've been bitten by 4 different species of mosquito

Are you just bragging that you’ve been on holiday?"

No. Some of the mozzies were British ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve been bitten by 4 different species of animals.

I think I've been bitten by 4 different species of mosquito

Are you just bragging that you’ve been on holiday?

No. Some of the mozzies were British ones

Coming over here and stealing our blood

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

Actually half the time I don't even know what I am doing. People still follow my lead for some reason lmao.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So I've climbed Mont Blanc, been to rehab, been to Afghan twice, had a hip replacement and managed to teach myself enough about coding to get a junior developer role during covid. And a shit ton more inbetween

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I've climbed Mont Blanc, been to rehab, been to Afghan twice, had a hip replacement and managed to teach myself enough about coding to get a junior developer role during covid. And a shit ton more inbetween

You should chill a little

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

I am only surprised about the hip replacement at your age. Other than that, not so much. Afghanistan, with a unit or for holiday?

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By *estSussexGuy76Man over a year ago

copthorne

I dated a girl from a 90s girlband

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"I’m actually a 6foot trucker called Alan.

That’s pretty common for some of the female profiles on here!

I’m taking my cock pictures back now

Too late

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I have many talents a man of mystery...

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

"I dated a girl from a 90s girlband"

Which band was that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I shaved a sheep once.

(More than once.)"

I've had my hand up a sheep, quite a few sheep actually.

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

"I shaved a sheep once.

(More than once.)

I've had my hand up a sheep, quite a few sheep actually."

To help giving birth, right? RIGHT?!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"To help giving birth, right? RIGHT?!"

Absolutely not. She does it for fun.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

[Removed by poster at 23/07/23 21:36:28]

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I got published twice - IGI Global and ……. Stitchworld - journal for the sewn product industry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To help giving birth, right? RIGHT?!

Absolutely not. She does it for fun."

Shhhhh, I have my classy persona to maintain on here you know.

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By *inchyorksMan over a year ago

huddersfield

I write and sell pantomime scripts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not a total wanker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to have a lisp when I was younger. It’s still there sometimes if I’m being lazy and don’t try to pronounce the word properly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve lived in 5 continents

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"I write and sell pantomime scripts!"

Oh no you dont!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m only half Welsh. The rest is Scottish.

Och aye!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes I'm not a lady...

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple over a year ago

West Bromwich

I caught coco pops in my bra last night, while standing on a bench!

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Despite my many many tattoos I actually don't like needles.

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By *andgrown 2023Man over a year ago

Blackpool

Nothing wrong with that ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once pissed on an alligator.

A real one. In the wild Everglades in Florida.

I didn't intend to. it was by accident and I appreciate is wasn't conduct becoming being a mere guest of the alligator in their country.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I once pissed on an alligator.

A real one. In the wild Everglades in Florida.

I didn't intend to. it was by accident and I appreciate is wasn't conduct becoming being a mere guest of the alligator in their country. "

Had it been stung by a jellyfish?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to have a lisp when I was younger. It’s still there sometimes if I’m being lazy and don’t try to pronounce the word properly. "

Was it something you grew out of or something you try to consciously stop doing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am famous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once pissed on an alligator.

A real one. In the wild Everglades in Florida.

I didn't intend to. it was by accident and I appreciate is wasn't conduct becoming being a mere guest of the alligator in their country.

Had it been stung by a jellyfish? "

Now I'm no marine biologist but, given we were inland by many, many miles so an all freshwater area, my considered opinion would be no.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I once pissed on an alligator.

A real one. In the wild Everglades in Florida.

I didn't intend to. it was by accident and I appreciate is wasn't conduct becoming being a mere guest of the alligator in their country.

Had it been stung by a jellyfish?

Now I'm no marine biologist but, given we were inland by many, many miles so an all freshwater area, my considered opinion would be no.

The jellyfish may have become geographically disadvantaged and finished up in the wrong place. Stranger things happen at sea. Apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Mont blanc really that bad though that you needed rehab after it?

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By *omtom7Man over a year ago

Tralee

I collect Warhammer 40K

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"I used to see a speech therapist for a stutter I had a child. You wouldn't tell now, but it can come out when I'm particularly nervous"

I had similar, though wasn't a stutter, but closer to repeating the same word. Feel you, especially the nervous reveal.

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I've never been arrested.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sometimes I'm not a lady...

Many Fab profiles claiming to be ladies are in fact fellas, so this may not be too much of a surprise

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By *ongandharderMan over a year ago

Rotherham

I really like going to antique shops and antiques , retro , etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could've been a millionaire if my ancestors hadn't squandered what they owned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to have a lisp when I was younger. It’s still there sometimes if I’m being lazy and don’t try to pronounce the word properly.

Was it something you grew out of or something you try to consciously stop doing?"

I think my mum screaming at me to keep my tongue at the roof of my mouth when I’m talking made it stop

You can’t really tell I had one now but sometimes when I pronounce something beginning with an S it wants to slip out and I’ve got to consciously stop it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never been arrested."

You have time my friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learnt nine languages (reading, writing and speaking) but now am a typical Brit and only speak one (and speak it louder if they don't understand me).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once pissed on an alligator.

A real one. In the wild Everglades in Florida.

I didn't intend to. it was by accident and I appreciate is wasn't conduct becoming being a mere guest of the alligator in their country.

Had it been stung by a jellyfish?

Now I'm no marine biologist but, given we were inland by many, many miles so an all freshwater area, my considered opinion would be no.

The jellyfish may have become geographically disadvantaged and finished up in the wrong place. Stranger things happen at sea. Apparently. "

No, we were on tour as a band and driving across from Miami to Fort Myers and some of the passengers needed the loo. For those not aware you have to be careful going in public in the US as its considered a "lewd act" and can land jail time even so we chose a side road well off the main highway. I thought Hmmm long way to go still so thought better try and go...

So I was on top this steep concrete channel they' d made about 30 ft up. As I looked down I thought I was doing the biz on a log or branch just floating but, as it flicked its tail, I realised it was an alligator!

Rushed back to get the camera and got some snaps even. Pun intended.

It was quite a tour that one... we even ate a delicious meal at The Wan King Chinese restaurant. Which was in Jupiter.

True stories!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am not a total wanker "
no some bits are missing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I once pissed on an alligator.

A real one. In the wild Everglades in Florida.

I didn't intend to. it was by accident and I appreciate is wasn't conduct becoming being a mere guest of the alligator in their country.

Had it been stung by a jellyfish?

Now I'm no marine biologist but, given we were inland by many, many miles so an all freshwater area, my considered opinion would be no.

The jellyfish may have become geographically disadvantaged and finished up in the wrong place. Stranger things happen at sea. Apparently.

Rushed back to get the camera and got some snaps even. Pun intended.

It was quite a tour that one... we even ate a delicious meal at The Wan King Chinese restaurant. Which was in Jupiter.

True stories! "

Did you include a penis-peeing shot when you took the alligator pic? It'd certainly be different to a toilet penis pic on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once pissed on an alligator.

A real one. In the wild Everglades in Florida.

I didn't intend to. it was by accident and I appreciate is wasn't conduct becoming being a mere guest of the alligator in their country.

Had it been stung by a jellyfish?

Now I'm no marine biologist but, given we were inland by many, many miles so an all freshwater area, my considered opinion would be no.

The jellyfish may have become geographically disadvantaged and finished up in the wrong place. Stranger things happen at sea. Apparently.

Rushed back to get the camera and got some snaps even. Pun intended.

It was quite a tour that one... we even ate a delicious meal at The Wan King Chinese restaurant. Which was in Jupiter.

True stories! "

I call lies. No airline flies to Jupiter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once pissed on an alligator.

A real one. In the wild Everglades in Florida.

I didn't intend to. it was by accident and I appreciate is wasn't conduct becoming being a mere guest of the alligator in their country.

Had it been stung by a jellyfish?

Now I'm no marine biologist but, given we were inland by many, many miles so an all freshwater area, my considered opinion would be no.

The jellyfish may have become geographically disadvantaged and finished up in the wrong place. Stranger things happen at sea. Apparently.

Rushed back to get the camera and got some snaps even. Pun intended.

It was quite a tour that one... we even ate a delicious meal at The Wan King Chinese restaurant. Which was in Jupiter.

True stories!

I call lies. No airline flies to Jupiter"

Ah! I was on tour bus though, not a plane!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

True stories!

I call lies. No airline flies to Jupiter"

Ah! I was on tour bus though, not a plane!

Ah fuck, never thought about that... BUT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"True stories!

I call lies. No airline flies to Jupiter"

Ah! I was on tour bus though, not a plane!

Ah fuck, never thought about that... BUT

I was told many years later, but I don't know whether this is true or not, that the Wan King changed its name under pressure as the locals got fed up with all the "Brits abroad" mob all taking selfies and group shots and holding up the traffic!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I do Wordle on the toilet every morning."

•

I love Wordle. Every day at around 23.30hrs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I go to secret boys club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a prick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually a nice person

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"I'm actually a nice person

Lies!

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By *akedMechanicMan over a year ago

Manchester

I play ice hockey

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I'm Scottish

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By *heikyerboutiMan over a year ago

Hinckley

I played international Handball for England.

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I sleep like dead people none of this snoring malaki

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm actually a nice person

Hello stranger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only sing if I’m alone…..

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By *irateBayMan over a year ago

Near Wroxham

I almost died of malaria...in Glasgow!

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Not all my posts are serious….

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By *it4uMan over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

I’m often a right slob and eat pizza & chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love trees. I have a little Bonsai collection going and I’m obsessed! Not even embarrassed tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve broken too many bones for it to be normal

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

I used to work as a cocktail barman and can still make a mean Mojito!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love trees. I have a little Bonsai collection going and I’m obsessed! Not even embarrassed tbh

Mr"

I have a bonsai…. I’ve also hugged a tree. *true story, I have a picture and everything!

I actually really love nature and all that sh…. Stuff.

Op, I was arrested this one time…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am actually a complete bitch, it's not just an act.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

And I was once on the Antiques Roadshow with my Dad"

Was the appraisal favourable, did the value they put on him tempt you to sell him or did you just get him valued out of curiosity?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I’ve broken too many bones for it to be normal

Yours, or other people’s?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am actually a complete bitch, it's not just an act."

*cries.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

I have been on the front page of the Sun.

I have had plastic surgery twice

I have played cricket with and against world famous players

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I practice Wing Chun.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I used to work as a cocktail barman and can still make a mean Mojito!"

Interesting

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

We’ll be celebrating our 29 year’s anniversary together next month.

… Unless she finally realises she could do much better in the next few weeks of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I nearly died in hospital by accidental morphine reaction

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"I used to work as a cocktail barman and can still make a mean Mojito!

Interesting

Come get me team

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

I talk to cats and dogs in a silly high pitched voice to be friendly with them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have wondered what it would be like to be a female

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman over a year ago

newport, shrops

I have been on the Big Breakfast (when it was on the telly obviously)

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By *heekyDemandCouple over a year ago

Leicester

"I'm actually really lovely! Ssshhhh

I've seen your ink, you are lovely x

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By *heekyDemandCouple over a year ago

Leicester

(Mr)

Once saved the life of a friend who fell backwards into a ravine, I saw him go, grabbed his arm and planted my leg between some rocks. Fucked up my knee but he's alive. Love ya TPJ, my best friend x

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