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By *ilB OP   Woman  over a year ago

West Midlands

I've recently had some teeth out, (alot of teefs) dentist says "no chewing for a few weeks you little bitey bastard"

So does anyone have any suggestionson what I could be eating other than:

Mashed potatoes/all other mashed vegetables

Ice cream

Yog

Soup

Jelly

I've grown bored of the above and it's only 4 days in, any serious suggestions greatly appreciated.

*also not jizz, before you filthy lot go there.

Peace x

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By *ayHaychMan  over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

I’m sure YouTube will have a plethora of recipes

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By *ayHaychMan  over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Ambrosia rice pudding is an old favourite of mine too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Protein shakes

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By *ortyairCouple  over a year ago

Wallasey

Nut Brittle, Mrs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Protein shakes"

I'd go with this too. Or a meal replacement anyways. At least you're more likely to get nutrients into you still OP

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By *ellinever70Woman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Scrambled eggs

Omelette

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

Yogurt rope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Angel delight

But seriously I watched a programme on a guy who had similar done and he literally blended food.

He blended a roast dinner with gravy and said it was really nice

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I've recently had some teeth out, (alot of teefs) dentist says "no chewing for a few weeks you little bitey bastard"

So does anyone have any suggestionson what I could be eating other than:

Mashed potatoes/all other mashed vegetables

Ice cream

Yog

Soup

Jelly

I've grown bored of the above and it's only 4 days in, any serious suggestions greatly appreciated.

*also not jizz, before you filthy lot go there.

Peace x"

Soup, angel delight,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fruit smoothies, oatmeal/porridge, chia pudding?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Yogurt rope"

You just had to go there didn't you? .....

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Weetabix. Hot milk. Porridge.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Guacamole?

Scrambled eggs?

Shakshuka?

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By *im RoyleCouple  over a year ago

chester

Boiled eggs mashed in a cup

Scrambled eggs

Fried eggs

Omelette

Poached eggs

Have I mentioned eggs???

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By *ilB OP   Woman  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Angel delight

But seriously I watched a programme on a guy who had similar done and he literally blended food.

He blended a roast dinner with gravy and said it was really nice "

Someone's suggested just making normal dinner and blasting it with a blender, but it seems kinda sad to actually do it.

Might have to though, my tongue craves taste.

Mash is making me depressed and I never thought I'd say that

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By *ycanNightsMan  over a year ago

Workington

You could try Huel. It's a full meal replacement.

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By *ilB OP   Woman  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Boiled eggs mashed in a cup

Scrambled eggs

Fried eggs

Omelette

Poached eggs

Have I mentioned eggs???"

I never think of eggs, I'm so pleased you do....this much. Thank you

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By *ycanNightsMan  over a year ago

Workington

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By *ycanNightsMan  over a year ago

Workington

Mashed avocado...mix in some chilli and garlic

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

poached eggs good one love them,,

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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You could bastardise a risotto and overcook it to the point you can eat it - it'll still taste good and you can get some actual taste back in your food.

Like roasting butternut squash with sage and decent olive oil, sauté some black garlic, celery and shallots, cook the risotto for a couple of minutes and then add white wine and stock. Stir constantly and you'll be making sure your wanking skills don't slip as you cook.

A couple of minutes before serving add parmesan or goats cheese depending on your taste.

Oh and sauté wild mushrooms while you're at it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh rice pudding made with clotted cream

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"You could try Huel. It's a full meal replacement."

Joe Beans approves this message

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

How can anyone be bored of soup? Just make totally different soups. Laksa, borscht, red-hot spicy Korean soups …

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tripe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is the perfect excuse just to live on iced coffee and wine.

I'd definitely be blending some hash browns though...I guess you need some food.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is the perfect excuse just to live on iced coffee and wine.

I'd definitely be blending some hash browns though...I guess you need some food."

You are revolting

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By *ilB OP   Woman  over a year ago

West Midlands


"You could bastardise a risotto and overcook it to the point you can eat it - it'll still taste good and you can get some actual taste back in your food.

Like roasting butternut squash with sage and decent olive oil, sauté some black garlic, celery and shallots, cook the risotto for a couple of minutes and then add white wine and stock. Stir constantly and you'll be making sure your wanking skills don't slip as you cook.

A couple of minutes before serving add parmesan or goats cheese depending on your taste.

Oh and sauté wild mushrooms while you're at it. "

Well, fuck, I just came.

Nigella

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is the perfect excuse just to live on iced coffee and wine.

I'd definitely be blending some hash browns though...I guess you need some food.

You are revolting "

Yes..yes I am.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Check Wiltshire Farm Foods. They do meals for people who have problems chewing and swallowing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gooseberry fool

Lemon posset

Chocolate mousse

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By *apidaryMan  over a year ago

Chipping Norton


"You could bastardise a risotto and overcook it to the point you can eat it - it'll still taste good and you can get some actual taste back in your food.

Like roasting butternut squash with sage and decent olive oil, sauté some black garlic, celery and shallots, cook the risotto for a couple of minutes and then add white wine and stock. Stir constantly and you'll be making sure your wanking skills don't slip as you cook.

A couple of minutes before serving add parmesan or goats cheese depending on your taste.

Oh and sauté wild mushrooms while you're at it.

Well, fuck, I just came.

Nigella "

Go for Chinese congee, which is effectively similar to the above. Rice cooked until it breaks down and becomes a sludge. You can flavour it with whatever you wish - garlic, chilli, ginger & soy would be easy starters but there are hosts of recipes online. Easy to make, delicious, and a traditional food for those feeling a little under the weather, from dentistry or any other reasons.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"You could bastardise a risotto and overcook it to the point you can eat it - it'll still taste good and you can get some actual taste back in your food.

Like roasting butternut squash with sage and decent olive oil, sauté some black garlic, celery and shallots, cook the risotto for a couple of minutes and then add white wine and stock. Stir constantly and you'll be making sure your wanking skills don't slip as you cook.

A couple of minutes before serving add parmesan or goats cheese depending on your taste.

Oh and sauté wild mushrooms while you're at it.

Well, fuck, I just came.

Nigella "

Oh you I have half a mind to cook it and then deliver it to you with a kiss.

Laksa as Rose suggested above is so good and you can blend it and still get the goodness from all the herbs and stuff.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading


"Angel delight

But seriously I watched a programme on a guy who had similar done and he literally blended food.

He blended a roast dinner with gravy and said it was really nice

Someone's suggested just making normal dinner and blasting it with a blender, but it seems kinda sad to actually do it.

Might have to though, my tongue craves taste.

Mash is making me depressed and I never thought I'd say that "

You could try adding things to it like garlic or chillies.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Angel delight

But seriously I watched a programme on a guy who had similar done and he literally blended food.

He blended a roast dinner with gravy and said it was really nice

Someone's suggested just making normal dinner and blasting it with a blender, but it seems kinda sad to actually do it.

Might have to though, my tongue craves taste.

Mash is making me depressed and I never thought I'd say that

You could try adding things to it like garlic or chillies."

Strawberry angel delight with garlic & chillies?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Realistically tho you're 32 OP, with access to the Internet? I'm sure you could suss this predicament out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How tf has no one said custard?!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"How tf has no one said custard?!"

Now that's something we don't need no hose pipes for...

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

When I was in a similar situation a few years ago I managed;

Cottage Pie

Shepherds Pie

Lasagne

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Noodle bowls

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By *ilB OP   Woman  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Realistically tho you're 32 OP, with access to the Internet? I'm sure you could suss this predicament out "

Ooo morning snipes, google suggested all the boring stuff, I thought maybe a kind fellow may have a inventive suggestion, which they did.

Thank fuck for kindness hey

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

I hope you're feeling better soon

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Pornstar martini’s

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan  over a year ago

Beverley

Had a similar issue after having dry socket from a wisdom extraction. Lives off protein shakes and soups for a fortnight and lost about a stone.

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By *ilB OP   Woman  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Pornstar martini’s "

Please send....and the cute female one too.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"When I was in a similar situation a few years ago I managed;

Cottage Pie

Shepherds Pie

Lasagne"

Good job you enjoy mince !

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"How tf has no one said custard?!"

Always talking sense.

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By *ornyguyMan  over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

I had issues eating normally for a while and I used xante diet shakes and made then with milk. That did the job for me but then the issue went away.

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

Mushy peas

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By *anderingArtistMan  over a year ago

an abstract world

I have smoothies for breakfast which are around 500 cals

500g of oats

250g natural fat free yoghurt

1 banana (obviously a girthy 12" bad boy is preferrable)

Some whole milk to thin it out a bit

Honey to taste

I prep it the night before so the oats can soak, adding the banana and honey in the morning.

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