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I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxer's assistant yesterday. The job entailed removing ladies knickers, preparing the fanny for waxing, then rubbing oil into the fanny after the waxing.
When I asked in the job centre about it they said I had to go to Cornwall.
I said why, is that where the job is?
They said no that's where the back of the fucking queue is.
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"I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxer's assistant yesterday. The job entailed removing ladies knickers, preparing the fanny for waxing, then rubbing oil into the fanny after the waxing.
When I asked in the job centre about it they said I had to go to Cornwall.
I said why, is that where the job is?
They said no that's where the back of the fucking queue is.
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Commentary in parentheses.
A mathematician and an engineer are sitting at a table drinking when a very beautiful woman (PrincessPuddleDuck) walks in and sits down at the bar.
The mathematician sighs. "I'd like to talk to her, but first I have to cover half the distance between where we are and where she is, then half of the distance that remains, then half of that distance, and so on. The series is infinite. There'll always be some finite distance between us."
The engineer gets up and starts walking. "Ah, well, I figure I can get close enough for all practical purposes." (Yes, I'm an engineer ) |
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A young Japanese couple are arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.
Husband says "Sukitaka Moretikana"
Wife replies "Komwawishan ju canti nu"
Husband angrily shouts "Tokwuaga Hideo Kojiimà"
Wife starts to cry" Wakarimashata
Ruito Mytagu"
Husband shouts angrily again "Na Shinjen Gorjiha"
Can't believe you horny fuckers just read that when you probably don't know any Japanese. Just because you thought it was about erotic sex.
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