You obviously have to summon them using an ouija board, high-quality lube, recent verifications from people they consider as attractive as them, generous gifts and the blood of a virgin. Be careful tho, if the ritual goes wrong you might get ghosting as a side effect.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Behind the bins in Aldis car park

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

As someone with both of those options ticked, at clubs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knee trembler round back o't' chippy!

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By *arialoueWoman over a year ago

bradford

I don't like having ppl that are potential strangers at my place anymore n I can't travel coz I don't drive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From the women I've spoken to on here that have this on their profile...

It means they can't accomodate and can only meet very locally.

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By *uby RougeWoman over a year ago

East Midlands

At work and on the photocopier!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At work and on the photocopier!"

Wrong answers only!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At work and on the photocopier!

Wrong answers only!"

FFS, I didn't read that part.

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Lidl....middle aisle"

Pick me up a Portuguese tart while you are there will you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Round the back of Asda."

I'll kiss you like I miss you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do people who can't accommodate or travel meet?

Wrong answers only

Down the back alley.

Victoria sponge

In a Victoria sponge!? Hell yeah. I will no longer be accomodating nor travelling . All meets must now take place in a Victoria sponge. "

Yes! I'll lick thr cream out first

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"How do people who can't accommodate or travel meet?

Wrong answers only

Down the back alley.

Victoria sponge

In a Victoria sponge!? Hell yeah. I will no longer be accomodating nor travelling . All meets must now take place in a Victoria sponge. "

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Mind melding.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do people who can't accommodate or travel meet?

Wrong answers only"

They shouldn't be on here if they aren't ready to empty my jizzy balls in the place and time of my choosing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Teleport like Bill and Ted in a phone box.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be a bus wanker x

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Could always use your imagination

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By *unBoyOneMan over a year ago

London

"Porch sex is the best sex."

As long as you don't dent the bonnet.

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