I'm sorry to have to announce that, after much deliberation, I've had to take the difficult decision to close my chicken dating service.
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BREAKING NEWS: A new study has discovered that active dogs bark an average of 487 times a day.
However, the lead scientist on the study, Dr Hand Free, said: "While we are confident in these early results we must remember that this is still a ruff estimate." |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
An old bloke is stopped by the police at 1.45am and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies "My wife!" |
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"An old bloke is stopped by the police at 1.45am and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies "My wife!""
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