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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm, for me a cock is only pleasurable when it's attached to a man that has some substance to him and he wants to pleasure a woman. I don't have a perfect looking cock criteria and the look doesn't actually matter (obviously sores and warts at the like appearing absolutely does matter).
In fact I've seen so many cock pics it is actually a turn off now. |
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“Have” or “are”
The two are easily misheard when ego needs them to be
FYI: The “perfect” cock is all in the performance! Without that it’s just to look at… then all your “friend” is telling you is that your cock looks slightly less worse than the last plucked goose hanging in the butcher’s window at closing time on Xmas eve
*Sorry bud, cheap jibes for chuckles |
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"Hmm, for me a cock is only pleasurable when it's attached to a man that has some substance to him and he wants to pleasure a woman. I don't have a perfect looking cock criteria and the look doesn't actually matter (obviously sores and warts at the like appearing absolutely does matter).
In fact I've seen so many cock pics it is actually a turn off now."
100 this
*also, same applies to pics of any orifice being displayed in a manor best reserved for those special requests by gynaecologists, proctologist and dentists |
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Dear OP, I wholeheartedly agree — you have a perfectly perfect çøçk.
Alas, you are using it imperfectly. It's like having the most exquisitely kiln-forged and hand crafted Samurai Sword...but misusing it as a bread knife. It's wasted on you, dear sir. Take up celibacy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway
Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours
Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend
Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night
So there can’t be a perfect cock for me |
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
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"Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway
Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours
Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend
Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night
So there can’t be a perfect cock for me " ,,,, i agree no such thing as a perfect cock |
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"Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway
Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours
Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend
Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night
So there can’t be a perfect cock for me "
Thanks cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway
Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours
Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend
Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night
So there can’t be a perfect cock for me ,,,, i agree no such thing as a perfect cock"
Yip there isnt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway
Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours
Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend
Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night
So there can’t be a perfect cock for me
Thanks cock "
Ooo come on Rex don’t pretend you don’t want to I know you do |
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
It’s a very brave man to put that title up. I have been told many things over the years regarding my cock some good some not so good, they have stayed between me and that person.
We are all different and like different things, what one fine perfect and wonderful another finds fault and dislike. |
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"It’s a very brave man to put that title up. I have been told many things over the years regarding my cock some good some not so good, they have stayed between me and that person.
We are all different and like different things, what one fine perfect and wonderful another finds fault and dislike. "
Not brave at all really , it was just an opinion I wanted to share but like I say there is a lot of nasty twisted people on this site |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Some very nasty and bitter people on here
Why do you think that?
I don’t think it I know it! Some terrible people on here "
Because they didn't agree or try to blow smoke up your arse giving you the reaction you wanted?
You asked what they thought, they told you. |
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"Some very nasty and bitter people on here
Why do you think that?
I don’t think it I know it! Some terrible people on here "
Aww nobody else but your friend telling you that you have a perfect penis? |
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"It’s a very brave man to put that title up. I have been told many things over the years regarding my cock some good some not so good, they have stayed between me and that person.
We are all different and like different things, what one fine perfect and wonderful another finds fault and dislike.
Not brave at all really , it was just an opinion I wanted to share but like I say there is a lot of nasty twisted people on this site "
But god forbid anyone else has an opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's got a nice curve to it x
Is it a curve, or is it bent?
Does it curve or bend the other way once it passes over the equator? "
Interesting question, I think we may need some antipideans to answer that for us.
Where are the researchers from Sydney Uni when you need them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway
Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours
Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend
Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night
So there can’t be a perfect cock for me "
Just say you crave them all.. |
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