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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
Dear Gentlemën, fellôws, lothårios, cháps and càds,
Do you keep a spreadsheet or ledger of all your dates and conquests - of your romantic interludes, playdates, 'meet me now' sessions or socials?
Are they written down, captured in your notes, etched in your brain...or do you go all Edmond Dantès or Robinson Crusoe and resort to primal markings on a stone tablet or notches on your bedpost?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God no the ones i remember are the ones worth remembering
Other than that things are way to high to remember
Been on fab close to 13 year things got crazy in the middle
First couple off years I was quite shy
The mid years were wild went though wild fase off leting anything bang
Lockdowns brought me out off that crazy fase and a bit back to earth
Every ones in a while I have let loose from there
My outlook is shifting ones again now more looking for social friends and such as well as a playmate
That’s not to say I not have those days off just wake up and going fuck it who wants a go take a ticket and line up
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea
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I think it could be useful sometimes.  I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.
Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.
I almost squirted with laughter when I found this out.
So sometimes? It could be a good idea. |
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"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea
BUT...
I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.
Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.
I almost squirted with laughter when I found this out.
So sometimes? It could be a good idea. "
 thank you Meli, this gave me a good giggle today! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a gentleman but I’ll answer anyway 
I just have a note on my phone with their names, that’s all. Just nice and simple.
I’ve seen online people keeping diaries with dates, ratings out of 10, whether they’d came or not..  |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea
BUT...
I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.
Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.
I almost squirted with laughter when I found this out.
So sometimes? It could be a good idea. "
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Thank you ex-wife, this is very Sunday 'chucklefactor'! |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea
BUT...
I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.
Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.
I almost squirted with laughter when I found this out.
So sometimes? It could be a good idea. "
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"I’ve seen online people keeping diaries with dates, ratings out of 10, whether they’d came or not.. "
See, that feels like the sort of person who missed all their deadlines at university because they spent so much time making perfectly devised ‘revision schedules’ there was no time left to actually do any work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See, that feels like the sort of person who missed all their deadlines at university because they spent so much time making perfectly devised ‘revision schedules’ there was no time left to actually do any work."
You’re just describing me there..  |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"You’re just describing me there..
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Pop me in your planner and I promise not to take the piss out of you for using different coloured pens for different partners.
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I think this is a match made in heaven, RTG.  |
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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago
Wellingborough |
"I'm far too shy for that kinda thing, but I could write mine on a postage stamp. "
Have you seen the price of stamps these days! For what I'd have to write ( ) it's really not worth the cost. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am getting old and forgetful, I even refer to one as 'forgotten Sue' cos when I my mind starts recalling past lovers she is the one I invariably forget.
Maybe a ledger is the answer, though a spread sheet seems more appropriate in this context |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I don’t but wish I’d written a personal diary. I might have a go, I’ve a good memory when it comes to people & how I felt at the time."
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Have you thought about leaving a unique serial number tattoo'd on the derrière of your womenfolk?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re just describing me there..
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Pop me in your planner and I promise not to take the piss out of you for using different coloured pens for different partners.
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I think this is a match made in heaven, RTG. "
Yes, yes it is. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I don’t but wish I’d written a personal diary. I might have a go, I’ve a good memory when it comes to people & how I felt at the time.
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Have you thought about leaving a unique serial number tattoo'd on the derrière of your womenfolk? "
I couldn’t he so cruel ……have you seen Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind ? most of them need that after me.
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I got a little black book with my poems in.
I got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in.
When I'm a good  they sometimes throw me a bone in.
In short I don't keep formal or primal records.
I've got a box: an ammunition crate of my grandad's. Inside are a few keepsakes. A Walkman, with a tape of The Wall and a headphone splitter so we could listen together on the park. Some letters. A few pictures: Bath, Paris, Liverpool, Amsterdam, Hossegor, Beziers, Cadiz... Half a six pence. A Zippo lighter, with a poker hand. A whiskey flask. A lock of hair. A few bits of Jewellery and such. I got a couple of tattoos and another to add.
It's etched in the brain, once something sparks the memory: my eyes close and it's like it was yesterday. |
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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago
Chipping Norton |
There's an Alan Bennett story (help me someone, I can't recall which one) where a much-loved man dies and, amongst is belongings, is discovered the notebook he used as an aide memoire for all his lovers (both sexes), with notes of their sensual preferences. I remember loving the story, but keep thinking it was The Uncommon Reader - which, since it was a tale about the late Queen, seems unlikely.
Byron, of course, used to keep clippings of pubic hair, which just goes to show some of the challenges which modern life & shaving trends put in the way of poetry. |
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"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD 
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KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye. "
I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I'm far too shy for that kinda thing, but I could write mine on a postage stamp.
Have you seen the price of stamps these days! For what I'd have to write ( ) it's really not worth the cost."
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If the romantic encounter was priceless could you capture it on a Penny Black of equal value? |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD
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KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye.
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I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests "
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Mine are kept in Cohorts and paid in Sestertii. |
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Much as I hate to give a serious answer, I did try writing a blog, a long long time ago, on this very subject. Back when sex blogs were in vogue, off the back of Belle de Jour and her contemporaries. Rose-tinted memories of the kind of relationship adventures you don’t talk about in public. Carefully anonymised and all that. (And that’s where my Fab username came from. I carried it over.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have no idea on numbers and have forgotten a lot of names.
Not like there's a ridiculous amount or anything, I've just never really felt the need to keep track. |
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"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD
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KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye.
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I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests
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Mine are kept in Cohorts and paid in Sestertii."
When you saw and conquered, did you come too? |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD
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KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye.
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I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests
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Mine are kept in Cohorts and paid in Sestertii.
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When you saw and conquered, did you come too?"
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I'll have to check my hand-scribbled notes... |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I have no idea on numbers and have forgotten a lot of names.
Not like there's a ridiculous amount or anything, I've just never really felt the need to keep track."
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I don't believe a word of it. You're being uncharacteristically modest. I've heard you're a champion lover extraordinaire. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have no idea on numbers and have forgotten a lot of names.
Not like there's a ridiculous amount or anything, I've just never really felt the need to keep track.
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I don't believe a word of it. You're being uncharacteristically modest. I've heard you're a champion lover extraordinaire."
Haha! You heard wrong. 
I'm being truthful though - it's not something I've ever valued so have never paid any attention to it. I don't see the fascination in it. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Much as I hate to give a serious answer, I did try writing a blog, a long long time ago, on this very subject. Back when sex blogs were in vogue, off the back of Belle de Jour and her contemporaries. Rose-tinted memories of the kind of relationship adventures you don’t talk about in public. Carefully anonymised and all that. (And that’s where my Fab username came from. I carried it over.)"
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I can just imagine you sitting on the blog writing your memoirs, RTG. |
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"Much as I hate to give a serious answer, I did try writing a blog, a long long time ago, on this very subject. Back when sex blogs were in vogue, off the back of Belle de Jour and her contemporaries. Rose-tinted memories of the kind of relationship adventures you don’t talk about in public. Carefully anonymised and all that. (And that’s where my Fab username came from. I carried it over.)
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I can just imagine you sitting on the blog writing your memoirs, RTG. "
In a smoking jacket, with a pipe… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a friend that does this and I find it a tad weird(not to be inflammatory, just my opinion) I also think putting every female you’ve been with on some kind of list then makes them sort of the same when in reality they’ve all been great in their own unique way so the flashbacks I’d rather. Interesting thread to read though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often wonder if anyone's ever noted anything about me.
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For you, fåir måiden, I have set aside a green leather Smythson™ journal. Volume ¹... "
Ah, my dear Nero, I'd expect nothing less from you! I'll try to be note worthy in Manchester |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea
BUT...
I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.
Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.
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hahaha.
I have a good memory of who I’ve met….. also very few people to remember. I suppose that’s the upside of a single man syndrome on fab.
Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea
BUT...
I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.
Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.
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hahaha.
I have a good memory of who I’ve met….. also very few people to remember. I suppose that’s the upside of a single man syndrome on fab.
Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. "
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Wôôdy, what is the "single man syndrome"...?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea
BUT...
I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.
Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.
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hahaha.
I have a good memory of who I’ve met….. also very few people to remember. I suppose that’s the upside of a single man syndrome on fab.
Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist…..
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Wôôdy, what is the "single man syndrome"...?? "
Single man syndrome - very little attention, which equates to very few peoples names to remember  |
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I can remember each and every one and i never give marks or anything like that jeez how weird would that be - hi Sandy I fucked you 2 months ago and im currently looking to fuck someone rated 7+ this weekend and wondered if you were free -? Now the notes i had were you didn’t kiss very well - have you done anything about that and the gagging was a bit offputting… Hello?? |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I can remember each and every one and i never give marks or anything like that jeez how weird would that be - hi Sandy I fucked you 2 months ago and im currently looking to fuck someone rated 7+ this weekend and wondered if you were free -? Now the notes i had were you didn’t kiss very well - have you done anything about that and the gagging was a bit offputting… Hello?? "
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Oh, don't get wrong - this isn't about scorecards or ratings. It's simply about having an 'aide-mémoire'. |
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"Much as I hate to give a serious answer, I did try writing a blog, a long long time ago, on this very subject. Back when sex blogs were in vogue, off the back of Belle de Jour and her contemporaries. Rose-tinted memories of the kind of relationship adventures you don’t talk about in public. Carefully anonymised and all that. (And that’s where my Fab username came from. I carried it over.)"
I too joined that list. I got laid a few times off the back of that blog which was a mix of contemporaneous reports on my current activities and recollections of past lovers. I remembered them then and can recall details of trysts and adventures from 20+ years back to this day.
Can’t remember what I had for tea last Thursday though
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Do you scribble down your conquests information some where Nero?"
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I'm really delighted that you asked this Mèlí. I use the extremely useful •Fab Notes• function found within each profile.
It's invaluable for capturing my experiences from illicit interludes, titillating trysts and the occasional ravishing rendezvous.
It's not about notches or conquests, but more about the little quirks or playtime idiosyncrasies that I need to remember for next time - such as: she prefers Champagne over Prosecco, one sugar in her tea, scones and not pastries, gluten-free versus gluttony, remember to unhook her bra from the front, allergies - such as leather armchairs but she happy to be bent over a fabric Chesterfield. Those little morsels of thoughtful things, being considerate and accommodating....I think you get the general idea. |
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"I can remember each and every one and i never give marks or anything like that jeez how weird would that be - hi Sandy I fucked you 2 months ago and im currently looking to fuck someone rated 7+ this weekend and wondered if you were free -? Now the notes i had were you didn’t kiss very well - have you done anything about that and the gagging was a bit offputting… Hello??
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Oh, don't get wrong - this isn't about scorecards or ratings. It's simply about having an 'aide-mémoire'. "
Ahhh i get you - I don’t need one as i very rarely meet and when i do I remember them xx they often become friends i chat to off here.  |
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"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. "
I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist…..
I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each! "
Or start a new ap
OnlyConquests |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist…..
I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each!
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Or start a new ap
OnlyConquests "
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This bears the hallmarks of a genius idea. |
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
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"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist…..
I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each!
Or start a new ap
OnlyConquests "
Actually the name sounds good |
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