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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here we are , laid in bed , me with a sore back looking for a bit of a sexercise and maybe a Jacuzzi to ease the soreness.
We have , since last night , put adverts on two sites ,and though loads have had a gander, no one has replied.
I know Mrs J is a hotty , not just biased but with comparing her with others, so I am the problem.
Twenty odd years in Farming and loads of exercise to keep me up to military fitness ( last physical test was 87 press ups in 2 mins and 74 sit ups in 2 mins plus mile and a half in ten mins ) plus a large appetite has left me looking like I do .
Sooooo , here is the question , if I redo my pictures with a bag on my head what sort of bag would be appropriate ?.
1, a small paper bag that goes down to my ears .
2, a Harrods bag that would hint at a decadent past
3, a Tesco bag for life that would give me green credentials
4, a LIDL bag to show I am down with the proletariat
5, a bloody great Hippo bag
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I dont do men Id say "come on down and BAG a bargain bogof" I hope you have bags of fun 
you noticed the hairy feet ?.