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Glowup n Jen are desperate
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"Off the back of the Desparate thread, Glowupdoll and I have devided to both post "Desparate! Open to offers!" as our status. . Reckon we'll get many takers? " I would take you | |||
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"Off the back of the Desparate thread, Glowupdoll and I have devided to both post "Desparate! Open to offers!" as our status. . Reckon we'll get many takers? " Maybe I should try it | |||
"&-) Wtf is this ^ "It's an ampersand | |||
"&-)" That’s embarrassing. | |||
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"&-) That’s embarrassing." Brilliant absolutely fucking brilliant | |||
"In "You said with me that you couldn’t tell if it was in yet  | |||
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You said with me that you couldn’t tell if it was in yet "I was numb from the gangbang just before...  | |||
"Nothing so far "It's because you misspelled desperate and horny fab guys are judgy 
Jx | |||
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"Nothing so far
It's because you misspelled desperate and horny fab guys are judgy
Jx"They’re just fussy ffs we’re desperate | |||
"Nothing so far "I've just copied 'n' pasted the same message 100x. You haven't received a single one yet? Dammit, I worked hard drafting that message too. | |||
"Nothing so far
It's because you misspelled desperate and horny fab guys are judgy
Jx"Curses | |||
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"Status set in honour of you two lovelies "  | |||
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"2 now . One of them is more than one word! " More than one word?!? Show off | |||
"Off the back of the Desparate thread, Glowupdoll and I have devided to both post "Desparate! Open to offers!" as our status. . Reckon we'll get many takers? " You'll be flooded!! | |||
"No deluge of dick so far. " You should learn by now that Fab works on reverse psychology. If you want an inbox full of cock you need to write NO COCK PICS in big letters on your profile | |||
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"Status set in honour of you two lovelies
"Have we founded a movement.? | |||
"Status set in honour of you two lovelies
Have we founded a movement.?"If we erect it they will cum | |||
Now I’m back and got warm  | |||
"Jennie maybe we need better profile pics to get da mens. " You do, that's for sure | |||
"Jennie maybe we need better profile pics to get da mens. You do, that's for sure" Truetalk | |||
"Jennie maybe we need better profile pics to get da mens. " ,, profile pictures are fine two stunners x | |||
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"Jennie maybe we need better profile pics to get da mens. ,, profile pictures are fine two stunners x" A true gent. And very charitable | |||
"I keep offering but never taken up on it "Thass cos we's timewasterz innit | |||
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""Desparate! Open to offers!" as our status. Reckon we'll get many takers? " Ooo let us know if this works | |||
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"Are you checking up on me Jennie to ensure that I am a man of my word? "You know it | |||
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"3 now but the 3rd one scared me "Sorry | |||
"3 now but the 3rd one scared me
Sorry "Ooh... I assumed it was me | |||
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"3 now but the 3rd one scared me
Sorry
Ooh... I assumed it was me "Is your willy bigger than mine?  | |||
"2 so far. Like bookends. " Bookends with guide dogs? | |||
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"3 now but the 3rd one scared me
Sorry
Ooh... I assumed it was me
Is your willy bigger than mine? "No but she has a higher sperm count | |||
"3 now but the 3rd one scared me "Sowwy  | |||
"3 now but the 3rd one scared me
Sorry
Ooh... I assumed it was me
Is your willy bigger than mine?
No but she has a higher sperm count" that's a relief!! | |||
"2 so far. Like bookends. Bookends with guide dogs? " (Woof! Shhhhhh!!!) No … ummm… | |||
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"Is there a buy one get one free option? "We're desperate, not destitute! | |||
"Is there a buy one get one free option?
We're desperate, not destitute! "What she’s me means is Jennie is free. | |||
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"Is there a buy one get one free option?
We're desperate, not destitute! "Well that’s me told | |||
"Is there a buy one get one free option?
We're desperate, not destitute!
What she’s me means is Jennie is free. " | |||
"Is there a buy one get one free option?
We're desperate, not destitute!
What she’s me means is Jennie is free. "And that’s me sold | |||
"Nothing so far
It's because you misspelled desperate and horny fab guys are judgy
Jx"• I was going to exclaim the same thing! But you got there before me, Jülië. | |||
"Both your pics are amaaaazing!!" Thanks xx . . . But mine's more amazing, right? | |||
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"Both your pics are amaaaazing!! Thanks xx . . . But mine's more amazing, right? " I'm definitely not gonna answer that!!! | |||
"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly? " More a finger of fudge type myself | |||
"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly? " Obvs You cant wash dishes if they are wearing clothes! | |||
"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly? Obvs You cant wash dishes if they are wearing clothes! " And knowledge like that is why you are the master, and I'm a mere student learning at your feet | |||
"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly? More a fist of fudge type myself " FIFY | |||
"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly? More a finger of fudge type myself " How about 4 fingers of a KitKat?  | |||
"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly? More a fist of fudge type myself FIFY" Call me Sooty | |||
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"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab! " I’m on 10. Still desperate though | |||
"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab! I’m on 10. Still desperate though " Ive not even had coffee table guy yet! | |||
"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly? More a finger of fudge type myself How about 4 fingers of a KitKat? "Howling | |||
"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab! I’m on 10. Still desperate though Ive not even had coffee table guy yet! " Coffee table guy? | |||
"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab! I’m on 10. Still desperate though Ive not even had coffee table guy yet! Coffee table guy? " I thought everyone had been messaged by coffee table guy | |||
"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab! " At least you got something. You were the only person who even viewed me let alone received a message | |||
"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab! I’m on 10. Still desperate though Ive not even had coffee table guy yet! Coffee table guy? I thought everyone had been messaged by coffee table guy" (Looks around for someone else to talk to) Oh right yes umm him. No. | |||
"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab! At least you got something. You were the only person who even viewed me let alone received a message "I view in ninja | |||
"Nothing so far
I've just copied 'n' pasted the same message 100x. You haven't received a single one yet? Dammit, I worked hard drafting that message too. "You never sent me one | |||
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"Nothing so far
I've just copied 'n' pasted the same message 100x. You haven't received a single one yet? Dammit, I worked hard drafting that message too.
You never sent me one "Did you block me again? | |||
"Thanks for the pity message. I just have to face facts. I am not as desirable or attractive as you desperate pair "Easy. The word is easy. | |||
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"Nothing so far
I've just copied 'n' pasted the same message 100x. You haven't received a single one yet? Dammit, I worked hard drafting that message too.
You never sent me one
Did you block me again?"Well, you did get a bit stalky at one stage! | |||
"4 now " Will they all fit? | |||
"4 now Will they all fit? " Maybe not all at once | |||
"4 now " Can you call my number out when you’re ready for me darling please?… Bingo style | |||
"4 now Can you call my number out when you’re ready for me darling please?… Bingo style "HOUSE! | |||
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"Have either of you been tempted yet??" Met 2 already! | |||
"Nothing so far
I've just copied 'n' pasted the same message 100x. You haven't received a single one yet? Dammit, I worked hard drafting that message too.
You never sent me one
Did you block me again?
Well, you did get a bit stalky at one stage! "Turning up in the middle of the night and singing outside of your window is not stalking!! | |||
"4 now Can you call my number out when you’re ready for me darling please?… Bingo style "Two little birds, 22! | |||
"4 now Can you call my number out when you’re ready for me darling please?… Bingo style
Two little birds, 22!"It’s my turn! Woop woop | |||
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"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one? " Fuck it I’m counting them (as I’m desperate) | |||
"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one? " Just one else you're being greedy | |||
"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one? " They all count, sweet cheeks | |||
"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one? Just one else you're being greedy " My moral code isn’t that nuanced just now | |||
"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one? Just one else you're being greedy My moral code isn’t that nuanced just now " Greed is good. | |||
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"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one? Just one else you're being greedy My moral code isn’t that nuanced just now Greed is good. " Yes but the wrong fish I throw back in the sea. | |||
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"Yes but the wrong fish I throw back in the sea. " Ah, minnows. | |||
"3 now but the 3rd one scared me "Sorry about that | |||
"3 now but the 3rd one scared me
Sorry about that "Hmmmm. Your message must still be lost in the post  | |||
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"3 now but the 3rd one scared me
Sorry about that
Hmmmm.
Your message must still be lost in the post "I’m on Welsh signal. It’s still buffering. | |||
"3 now but the 3rd one scared me
Sorry about that
Hmmmm.
Your message must still be lost in the post
I’m on Welsh signal. It’s still buffering. "Buferiau? | |||
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back to the drawing board | |||
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Sweet dreams, lovely Jennie xx | |||
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"6. But the last one is just a crazy fantasist" Fantasist I may be, but I'm no crazy lady | |||
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