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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just read a post about one that always gets my back up... Blade Runner... over inflated boring guff

Also add The Shining to the list!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just read a post about one that always gets my back up... Blade Runner... over inflated boring guff

Also add The Shining to the list!"

Blasphemer!

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

Avatar.... SHITE tall smurfs acting out last of the mohekans....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Avatar.... SHITE tall smurfs acting out last of the mohekans.... "

Titanic. diCrapio was so wooden he would never have sunk at the end!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

SHITEanic !!!!

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

The ship going down was great n dun in realtime but the whol love afair should have been cut

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I love Bladerunner!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love Bladerunner!"

...''like tears in the rain''.

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

Seen it 4/5 times my old housemate loved it... im sorry just dont get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avatar.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Avatar.... SHITE tall smurfs acting out last of the mohekans.... "

They were acting out Pocahontas, actually

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

"Avatar.

I paid for the best seats in the middle of the cinima 3D the lot... n it was SHITE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Les mis omg how boring is that lonnnggggg film!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...truly shite !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paranormal activity. I was so looking forward to this film after watching and hearing all the hype on it. I love a real scary film and to say I was disappointed at this is an understatement. Spent the whole film thinking ok there must be a scary bit in in somewhere and yep there was , 1 just 1 right at end !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blair witch project !!!

What an absolute load of utter shite !!! And so many flaws !! The last 20 seconds i was suddenly slightly interested and then it ends i was fucking fuming lol !!!

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

Blair witch if been on scaryier picnicks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paranormal activity. I was so looking forward to this film after watching and hearing all the hype on it. I love a real scary film and to say I was disappointed at this is an understatement. Spent the whole film thinking ok there must be a scary bit in in somewhere and yep there was , 1 just 1 right at end !

The fact that they have made 4 sequels to this shows how utterly shite it was lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blair witch project !!!

What an absolute load of utter shite !!! And so many flaws !! The last 20 seconds i was suddenly slightly interested and then it ends i was fucking fuming lol !!! "

Gave me a headache with all the dodgy camara work and god was it boring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another vote for Avatar (thumbdownsmiley)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Space Odyssey

Moulin Rouge

Jaws

Tommy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blair witch project !!!

What an absolute load of utter shite !!! And so many flaws !! The last 20 seconds i was suddenly slightly interested and then it ends i was fucking fuming lol !!!

Gave me a headache with all the dodgy camara work and god was it boring

Still makes me laugh that they kept going round in circles back to the stream !!! 4 words ......

FOLLOW THE FUCKING STREAM !!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blair witch project !!!

What an absolute load of utter shite !!! And so many flaws !! The last 20 seconds i was suddenly slightly interested and then it ends i was fucking fuming lol !!!

Gave me a headache with all the dodgy camara work and god was it boring

Bit like cloverfield , another pile of shite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blair witch project !!!

What an absolute load of utter shite !!! And so many flaws !! The last 20 seconds i was suddenly slightly interested and then it ends i was fucking fuming lol !!!

Gave me a headache with all the dodgy camara work and god was it boring

Bit like cloverfield , another pile of shite. "

Nooooooooooooo !!!! Cloverfield was a cool film lol !!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Prometheus!!!

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

Cloverfield was a godzilla remake

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

I liked Cloverfield too ! Short and relatively to the point.

And how can anyone say Jaws is overrated ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Prometheus!!!"

I had to watch that twice to see if I could get it and I still don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Prometheus!!!"

Rubbish film, although have downloaded the directors cut which is supposed to be much better ??

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Prometheus!!!"

I don't think that was rated highly enough to be overrated !

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"The ship going down was great n dun in realtime but the whol love afair should have been cut"

I agree - over 1500 people died, but Hollywood has to invent a tragedy? Sheesh. Give me 'A Night To Remember' anytime.

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By *ovely CummingsWoman over a year ago

Peaky Nipples

"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...truly shite !"

Wash your mouth out with soap! I love that film

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"I liked Cloverfield too ! Short and relatively to the point.

And how can anyone say Jaws is overrated ?

I liked Cloverfield, shame they never did the sequel.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Le Meezzer fucking rarrrrrrr blurhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I liked Cloverfield too ! Short and relatively to the point.

And how can anyone say Jaws is overrated ?

I liked Cloverfield, shame they never did the sequel."

They are gonna make the sequel

, apparently its along the same timeline as the original but from the army's point of _iew

Thats just the rumour though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi there gotta say titanic was overrated. what about forest gump getting best picture oscar when the shawshank redemption was nominated in same year!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...truly shite !

Wash your mouth out with soap! I love that film

It was pretentious, faux-philosophical bollocks !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blair witch. Went to see it on Halloween when it first cane out, prebooked tickets, believed all the hype. Utter pants!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

Loved Bladerunner but also thought The Shining wasn't that good - the book is so much better - a lot scarier! Looper was a big disappointment for me. Z

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

donnie darko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Killing them softly was pants too !!

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"I liked Cloverfield too ! Short and relatively to the point.

And how can anyone say Jaws is overrated ?

I liked Cloverfield, shame they never did the sequel.

They are gonna make the sequel

, apparently its along the same timeline as the original but from the army's point of _iew

Thats just the rumour though

I just hope it's better than the sequel to 'Blair Witch'. That was dross.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"donnie darko"

Noooo...Donnie Darko is brilliantly pretentious, faux-philosophical bollocks !

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

'Braveheart'. About the only things they got right was the two countries involved. The film was basically 'Mad Max 4'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any film by Tarantino.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Any film by Tarantino.

Bugger off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any film by Tarantino.

Nooooooooooooo!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any film by Tarantino.

Please leave this thread by the exit signposted immediately !!!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I liked Cloverfield too ! Short and relatively to the point.

And how can anyone say Jaws is overrated ?

I liked Cloverfield, shame they never did the sequel."

i got distracted watching cloverfield wondering when the camcorder battery would die out...never did! want to know what make it was coz it sure lasted a looooong time!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

"Any film by Tarantino.

no way! have you seen them ALL? Brilliant in my opinion. Z

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here's Johnny" The shining's class!!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Any film by Tarantino.

Please leave this thread by the exit signposted immediately !!!

Lol

Ditto - gotta love a bit of Tarantino

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"I liked Cloverfield too ! Short and relatively to the point.

And how can anyone say Jaws is overrated ?

I liked Cloverfield, shame they never did the sequel.

i got distracted watching cloverfield wondering when the camcorder battery would die out...never did! want to know what make it was coz it sure lasted a looooong time!

How about the one in 'Blair Witch' - a week in the wilds, used all day every day and not once did it need recharged!

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

'2001: A Space Odyssey'. I don't know how it ends as I always fall asleep out of sheer boredom!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, I just don't get Tarantino!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'2001: A Space Odyssey'. I don't know how it ends as I always fall asleep out of sheer boredom!"

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

"Prometheus!!!

I don't think that was rated highly enough to be overrated !"

It was all the hype and the so-called nomination for "movie of the year", went to see it and I thought it was awful.

Same as 50 Shades, really, all that hype and it turns out to be boring, completely lacking in imagination and a major disappointment...

But that all depends on the individual, i.e: I LOVE Titanic.

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"Prometheus!!!

I don't think that was rated highly enough to be overrated !

It was all the hype and the so-called nomination for "movie of the year", went to see it and I thought it was awful.

Same as 50 Shades, really, all that hype and it turns out to be boring, completely lacking in imagination and a major disappointment...

But that all depends on the individual, i.e: I LOVE Titanic.

Did you know that 50 Shades was originally written as a 'Twilight' fan-fiction? It was rewritten because the author discovered she wouldn't get it published because of copyright laws.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

"Did you know that 50 Shades was originally written as a 'Twilight' fan-fiction? It was rewritten because the author discovered she wouldn't get it published because of copyright laws."

No, but if that's true, it wouldn't surprise me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any film by Tarantino.

Where are the Mods when you need them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eternal Sunshine was one of Jim Carrey's best films.Brilliant film.

Theres a Godzilla film in the works at the moment.

Id say Paranormal/Saw sorta stuff should just be trashed.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

slumdog millianaire, im an imsominac but apparently i dropped of three times wathing thet

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Blair Witch, fell asleep in the cinema 15 minutes after it started.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm very pleased to see that Avatar and Titanic have already been mentioned

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By *teve oneilMan over a year ago

manchester

Pearl harbour...long n boring.

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By *he WolfsterMan over a year ago

Swansea

Slumdog Millionaire

A good film but all those oscars.

Well overated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok, here we go:

The Dark Knight Rises. Overly long, boring, Banes voice sounded like vader.

Titanic: Boring Hollywood shite

Cloverfield: Really didn't get why this was a big deal. The characters were annoying too.

Seven Psychopaths: Oh Colin farell, that film was snatched from you by Walken.

Prometheus: Aliens come visit us when we're still in caves, give us a map they expect us to follow. Fast forward to 2089 and we drop into their WMD facility.Yeah, highly unlikely.

Superman films: They're so bad they're laughable

Saw films: Again, they're so bad I find them funny.

In fact I'm gonna say most recent Hollywood horrors. Same old colour by numbers, faux scares then the "scare" after? Pft. Lame.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Space Odyssey

Moulin Rouge

Jaws

Tommy"

Jaws???? The first one was brilliant, the sequels were crap, but the first one...., really??

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can i add forrest gump to the list.......

how it beat out pulp fiction i'll never know...

ooooh... and the artist!!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"can i add forrest gump to the list.......

how it beat out pulp fiction i'll never know...

ooooh... and the artist!!"

Yeah but Hanks didn't go full retard...NEVER go full retard !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most Tim Burton films too. Except Batman

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By *edbagioMan over a year ago

ripon

how did blair witch end?

I thought the bloke was peeing in the corner

avatar was shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how did blair witch end?

I thought the bloke was peeing in the corner

avatar was shite"

Ruskin Parr got them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just read a post about one that always gets my back up... Blade Runner... over inflated boring guff

Also add The Shining to the list!"

Stirrup!

Bladerunner is the greatest movie ever made...

We've had this discussion before haven't we

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can i add forrest gump to the list.......

how it beat out pulp fiction i'll never know...

ooooh... and the artist!!

Yeah but Hanks didn't go full retard...NEVER go full retard !

Tropic Thunder was awesome...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The Big Lebowski

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just read a post about one that always gets my back up... Blade Runner... over inflated boring guff

Also add The Shining to the list!

Stirrup!

Bladerunner is the greatest movie ever made...

We've had this discussion before haven't we

yes, and you were wrong then as well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any Woody Allen film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just read a post about one that always gets my back up... Blade Runner... over inflated boring guff

Also add The Shining to the list!

Stirrup!

Bladerunner is the greatest movie ever made...

We've had this discussion before haven't we

yes, and you were wrong then as well!

In that case I'm happy to be wrong...

You people wouldn't believe the things I've seen.

Attack ships on fire on the shoulder of Orion, C-beams glisten in the darkness at the Turnhauser Gate.

All those things will be lost, in time, like tears in the rain.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

I thought 'Snatch' was a pile of wank and walked out of the cinema halfway through.

Blairwitch Project was a real let down.

Bladerunner - I just couldn't get my head around it. Awesome Vangelis soundtrack, though!

Forrest Gump & The Shining are two of my favourites...

Nothing else springs to mind because I'm hungover

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

reading burns or burn after reading cant remember what it was called

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shawshank Redemption.

I don't think I've ever seen such a blatant disregard for anything resembling originality ...and then to be being passed off as unique and inspiring...and for people fall for it?

I've seen some mediochre films and completely forgiven them because ultimately...they know what they are. I cannot forgive the Shawshank Redemption for taking every cliche in the book and pretending to be 'important'

I say everytime... and I'll say it again.

"A good idea attempted is better than a bad idea perfected"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'2001: A Space Odyssey'. I don't know how it ends as I always fall asleep out of sheer boredom!"

Clearly you didn't drop enough acid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I agree - over 1500 people died, but Hollywood has to invent a tragedy? Sheesh. Give me 'A Night To Remember' anytime."

Yeppers... but Cameron just keeps coming

I went to the cinema to see this because I wanted to see Kate Winslet. I had just watched 'Heavenly Creatures' and was really glad that Kate had been noticed. I remember the shame of walking out of that _iewing and just praying that noone I knew saw me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to see the latest James Bond film --

One of the most boring piles of crap I've seen in ages, I was close to walking out half way through but thought it may get better.. I was wrong.

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"The Big Lebowski "

Second most boring film I've ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

big lebowski has got some great momments though, and love the dude

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

I agree - over 1500 people died, but Hollywood has to invent a tragedy? Sheesh. Give me 'A Night To Remember' anytime.

Yeppers... but Cameron just keeps coming

I was ejected from a screening of 'Braveheart' for loudly pointing out how much they'd got wrong. One of the proudest moments of my life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought Green Mile was the biggest load of shit that I had ever seen.

American beauty was boring.

The hangover was truly awful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought Green Mile was the biggest load of shit that I had ever seen.

American beauty was boring.

The hangover was truly awful.

I thought the hangover sucked too. Why wouldn't you search the entire hotel? And why didn't the guy on the roof attract someones attention? Stupid film.

Oh I'll add The fast and furious films. Awful films that people actually pay to see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple over a year ago

wirral

Drive, we left before the end and vowed never ever to watch another film that had “art house” as a description. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

I really love that movie, but I also sat through Top Gun last night and enjoyed that too so one could reasonably argue I'm not a particularly good judge!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Monsters 2010 - shoesstringbudget thinking mans scifi utterly shit!

godfather movies- YUP everysinglefucking one..I detest them

mostly all war films

cloud atlas...I was so looking forward to it..

I think worldwar z might be the next overrated one on my list-already looks pants from the trailer

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

Prometheus - I went into the cinema with high expectations and walked out extremely disappointed. More holes in the plot than a pair of crochet pants.

Super 8 - ET meets the Goonies ala Spielberg. Total pile of crap.

Mad Mike - what a load of boring tosh. They say all dialogue in a decent story should have a purpose - I'm still struggling to think what purpose ANY of that sh*te had. And the background noise was as loud as the dialogue ... maybe it was designed to make it more realistic - all it did was annoy the hell out of me because I couldn't hear half of what they were saying (not that it made any difference to the non existent plot). There wasn't even any decent eye candy to compensate for the piss-poor storyline.

The Bourne Legacy. Let's not even go there! That was £20+ and two hours wasted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

I really love that movie, but I also sat through Top Gun last night and enjoyed that too so one could reasonably argue I'm not a particularly good judge!!

Top Gun-the story of one mans struggle with his sexuality.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Monsters 2010 - shoesstringbudget thinking mans scifi utterly shit!

godfather movies- YUP everysinglefucking one..I detest them

mostly all war films

cloud atlas...I was so looking forward to it..

I think worldwar z might be the next overrated one on my list-already looks pants from the trailer"

WWZ is gonna be terrible. Said it before but the 'zombies' flow like water. Like they're one entity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

I really love that movie, but I also sat through Top Gun last night and enjoyed that too so one could reasonably argue I'm not a particularly good judge!!

Top Gun-the story of one mans struggle with his sexuality.

Well you can see why it has entertained gay men for almost 3 decades! All those oiled torso's and over sized aviators!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

I really love that movie, but I also sat through Top Gun last night and enjoyed that too so one could reasonably argue I'm not a particularly good judge!!

Top Gun-the story of one mans struggle with his sexuality.

Well you can see why it has entertained gay men for almost 3 decades! All those oiled torso's and over sized aviators!"

Bet the volleyball scene was rewound quite a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

I really love that movie, but I also sat through Top Gun last night and enjoyed that too so one could reasonably argue I'm not a particularly good judge!!

Top Gun-the story of one mans struggle with his sexuality.

Well you can see why it has entertained gay men for almost 3 decades! All those oiled torso's and over sized aviators!

Bet the volleyball scene was rewound quite a lot. "

so will the wanking be started again now Top Gun 2 is being made

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

I really love that movie, but I also sat through Top Gun last night and enjoyed that too so one could reasonably argue I'm not a particularly good judge!!

Top Gun-the story of one mans struggle with his sexuality.

Well you can see why it has entertained gay men for almost 3 decades! All those oiled torso's and over sized aviators!

Bet the volleyball scene was rewound quite a lot.

so will the wanking be started again now Top Gun 2 is being made

What noooooooooooooooooooooo number 2 is never the same....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The usual suspects.. not wholly undeserving of the critical praise as it wasn't an awful film - but like the Francis ford coppola gangster films.. over rated!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

I really love that movie, but I also sat through Top Gun last night and enjoyed that too so one could reasonably argue I'm not a particularly good judge!!

Top Gun-the story of one mans struggle with his sexuality.

Well you can see why it has entertained gay men for almost 3 decades! All those oiled torso's and over sized aviators!

Bet the volleyball scene was rewound quite a lot.

so will the wanking be started again now Top Gun 2 is being made

Don't think it'll be as homoerotic as the first. I heard it's about drones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Citizen kane

E.T

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

I really love that movie, but I also sat through Top Gun last night and enjoyed that too so one could reasonably argue I'm not a particularly good judge!!

Top Gun-the story of one mans struggle with his sexuality.

Well you can see why it has entertained gay men for almost 3 decades! All those oiled torso's and over sized aviators!

Bet the volleyball scene was rewound quite a lot.

so will the wanking be started again now Top Gun 2 is being made

Don't think it'll be as homoerotic as the first. I heard it's about drones "

well cruise and kilmer are signed up for it so you never know lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

I really love that movie, but I also sat through Top Gun last night and enjoyed that too so one could reasonably argue I'm not a particularly good judge!!

Top Gun-the story of one mans struggle with his sexuality.

Well you can see why it has entertained gay men for almost 3 decades! All those oiled torso's and over sized aviators!

Bet the volleyball scene was rewound quite a lot.

so will the wanking be started again now Top Gun 2 is being made

Don't think it'll be as homoerotic as the first. I heard it's about drones

well cruise and kilmer are signed up for it so you never know lol"

Just read it's been scrapped due to Scotts suicide. Hence the 3d IMAX re-release

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

I really love that movie, but I also sat through Top Gun last night and enjoyed that too so one could reasonably argue I'm not a particularly good judge!!

Top Gun-the story of one mans struggle with his sexuality.

Well you can see why it has entertained gay men for almost 3 decades! All those oiled torso's and over sized aviators!

Bet the volleyball scene was rewound quite a lot.

so will the wanking be started again now Top Gun 2 is being made

Don't think it'll be as homoerotic as the first. I heard it's about drones

well cruise and kilmer are signed up for it so you never know lol

Just read it's been scrapped due to Scotts suicide. Hence the 3d IMAX re-release"

that's a few limp dicks now and broken hearts

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

skyfall,a bullet would not have killed daniel craig,he would have had to be whittled to death.

i'm hoping they get an actor,to play bond next time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shawshank Redemption.

Couldn't agree more. It's been top of the Imbd 250 for years and I just don't get it. Reasonable acting, but back of a fag packet plot.

I really love that movie, but I also sat through Top Gun last night and enjoyed that too so one could reasonably argue I'm not a particularly good judge!!

Top Gun-the story of one mans struggle with his sexuality.

Well you can see why it has entertained gay men for almost 3 decades! All those oiled torso's and over sized aviators!

Bet the volleyball scene was rewound quite a lot.

so will the wanking be started again now Top Gun 2 is being made

Don't think it'll be as homoerotic as the first. I heard it's about drones

well cruise and kilmer are signed up for it so you never know lol

Just read it's been scrapped due to Scotts suicide. Hence the 3d IMAX re-release

that's a few limp dicks now and broken hearts

"
ah man! I feel bad now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally with you on Bladerunner. Not had time to read the whole thread. I'll come back to it though. I love film.

Overrated film from me is: Halloween. *ducks*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Killing them softly was pants too !! "

Just about fell asleep watching that, it was shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uber love for The Shining though. Kubrick won't be easily replaced.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Prometheus!!!"

Tiramisy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Braveheart'. About the only things they got right was the two countries involved. The film was basically 'Mad Max 4'."

Mad macs ya mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sweeny Todd.. Cloverfield, Blair witch.

The Hangover 2, Foot Fist Way, The Impossible, at the cinemas now ... very poor..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prometheus & Ted, we found Prometheus boring the only good part was the ending. And fe ted well we just didn't find this film funny at all after hearing how good it was supposed to be it was a real let down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

actually avatar is more like dances with wolves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a clockwork orange

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By *hangovCouple over a year ago

sheffield

Withnail and I

That film is total bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two that were the 'in' film to see in their day, which I now cringe at the thought that I spent good money going to see...

Top Gun - Total and utter mid 80's shite AND... Kelly McGillis doesn't even get her tits out like she did in Witness.

And.....

Dead Poets Society - Completely pretentious bollocks! Seize the day? I'd like to seize Robin Effing Williams and chuck the little twat off a cliff!!!

(I do feel better for getting that off my chest now........

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Prometheus & Ted, we found Prometheus boring the only good part was the ending. And fe ted well we just didn't find this film funny at all after hearing how good it was supposed to be it was a real let down. "
Ted was at least half an hour too long. Found it quite tedious and 'over egged' about an hour in to it...

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By *hangovCouple over a year ago

sheffield

Star Wars - whats with that bear thing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Debbie does Dallas,I bet many ladies on Fab would do a better job!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Withnail and I is one of the greatest films of all time.

Mad how tastes vary. I've watched it countless times

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By *hangovCouple over a year ago

sheffield

"Withnail and I is one of the greatest films of all time. "

Is it though, is it really?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The ship going down was great n dun in realtime but the whol love afair should have been cut

I agree - over 1500 people died, but Hollywood has to invent a tragedy? Sheesh. Give me 'A Night To Remember' anytime."

That was the exact statement from my mother when I took her to see it.

'I preferred Kenneth Moore, he seemed more real...'

My vote btw - The Village. There's two hours of my life I'll never get back!

Joe x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Withnail and I is one of the greatest films of all time.

Is it though, is it really?"

It's hilarious! A visual feast. And a script without comparison!

In my top 3 of all time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The ship going down was great n dun in realtime but the whol love afair should have been cut

I agree - over 1500 people died, but Hollywood has to invent a tragedy? Sheesh. Give me 'A Night To Remember' anytime.

That was the exact statement from my mother when I took her to see it.

'I preferred Kenneth Moore, he seemed more real...'

My vote btw - The Village. There's two hours of my life I'll never get back!

Joe x"

I agree with the village and signs. Another howler. Both by M Night shaly what's his face!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Withnail and I is one of the greatest films of all time.

Is it though, is it really?"

Now I've read another thread this morning about some couple who don't want to see people on here who have an age gap in their profile and this I thought had made my blood boils sufficiently.

But this? You deserve to be sin binned for such a reckless statement.

Sorry I seem to have ranted by accident.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Titanic it was just dire.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Withnail and I is one of the greatest films of all time.

Is it though, is it really?

It's hilarious! A visual feast. And a script without comparison!

In my top 3 of all time

It really is !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Withnail and I is a fantastic film and also has another of my fav movie quotes in ....

" You can shove it up your arse for nothing , and fuck while your doing it "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Birds. Probably great at the time - and we are huge Hitch fans btw - but it really hasn't aged that well.

Bit like Joe...

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By *hangovCouple over a year ago

sheffield

We watched Withnail and I once and thought it was crap, we watched it again because we thought we must have missed something. We hadn't, we were right first time.

That Withnail bloke was better in Spice World

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry Ben Blade Runners a classic!

Crap ones.....all jaws films apart from the first one.

Blair witch zzzzzzzzz

All American war films where they pretend there the heroes but truth be known they weren't even there !

Les mis borrrrrrriiiing!

Apollo 18 ......please rocks turning into spiders !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hyde Park on Hudson - never thought I'd write this of Bill Murray:

Yawn!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Withnail and I is a fantastic film and also has another of my fav movie quotes in ....

" You can shove it up your arse for nothing , and fuck while your doing it "

Lol

Sorry re read that and realised the typo lol its meant to be...

" You can shove it up your arse for nothing and fuck OFF while your doing it lol "

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"We watched Withnail and I once and thought it was crap, we watched it again because we thought we must have missed something. We hadn't, we were right first time.

That Withnail bloke was better in Spice World"

You need to hang around with more out of work (sorry, between jobs) actors...it sums them up perfectly !!

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By *hangovCouple over a year ago

sheffield

Glad we don't know any actors if thats the case!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Recently watched the kings speech was crap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wasn't impressed with the latest Spiderman film either - Always good to see Stan Lee in them though... Apart from that, the film was a snore-fest.

Skyfall made me fall asleep as well...

I dunno whats going on but we're all paying more and more to see films that are less and less exciting.

I've got a feeling the latest Die Hard one due out this year will be a flop as will Fast and Furious 6.

Ones that could be a winner will be:

World War Z

After Earth

Dark Skies

Monsters University

Carrie - 2013 remake

Thats just my choice anyhoooo....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

World War Z looks promising

The Hobbit was boring in my opinion and how they are gonna make it into 3 films is beyond me !!

Am looking forward to a few films this year...

Man of Steel

Place beyond the pines

Star Trek into darkness

After Earth

And of course ........

KICK ASS 2 !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hurt locker-pile of crud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Titanic it was just dire.

"
.. and technically inaccurate in a big way. Titanic had four funnels, one of which was solely there for image and did not emit smoke, steam or anything else. In 1912, it was 'de rigeur' in shipping to have a four funnel liner in your fleet, but her boilers only used the first three.

Cameron (the film director and not that smarmy git in No 10) didn't get that right, did he.. he had all four funnels working..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WWZ is going to disappoint so many people.

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By *ixson-BallsMan over a year ago

Blackpool

Harry Potter films ...saw first one, thought crap...never even remotely interested in seeing the rest of them..

also lord of the ring, fellowship....shite

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The tripe that masquerades as entertainment......ie;Chick flicks.....

1 Steel Magnolias

2. About a boy

3. How to lose a guy...

4. Ps I love you

5. Love Actually

6..i feel sick now.........

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"a clockwork orange

see.. my problem with clockwork orange is that is has dated really badly..... so it is almost unwatchable now.....

I think I am about to upset a lot of people... but the Lord of the Rings Trilogy bored me to tears........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love Bladerunner!"
+1..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The tripe that masquerades as entertainment......ie;Chick flicks.....

1 Steel Magnolias

2. About a boy

3. How to lose a guy...

4. Ps I love you

5. Love Actually

6..i feel sick now.........

I've never heard of No 6

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

hated Taxidriver and Cloverfield

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1. Les Miserables (sorry but I'm not having it)

2. Star Wars - 5 minutes is enough to make me switch off.

3. The Hangover - only one funny moment (the boot). Felt like asking for my money back.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"1. Les Miserables (sorry but I'm not having it)

2. Star Wars - 5 minutes is enough to make me switch off.

3. The Hangover - only one funny moment (the boot). Felt like asking for my money back. "

Excuse me? StarWars?......Don't you mean StarTrek?......I can't be having someone diss StarWars....

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

Anything with Will Ferrell in it

He's not being a parody he's acting naturally

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The tripe that masquerades as entertainment......ie;Chick flicks.....

1 Steel Magnolias

2. About a boy

3. How to lose a guy...

4. Ps I love you

5. Love Actually

6..i feel sick now.........

I've never heard of No 6

"
Its a doozey...very messy ending....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twilight.........does anything else have to be said????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything with Will Ferrell in it

He's not being a parody he's acting naturally "

I couldn't agree more. I refuse to watch anything with him in it.

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By *arl828Man over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire

"Avatar.... SHITE tall smurfs acting out last of the mohekans.... "

Also copying 'A man called horse' 'Dancing with wolves' and any other film where the enemy ends up fighting for the indigenous people.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Star Wars - whats with that bear thing?"

They were Ewoks, actually, from Endor and it wasn't Star Wars per se, it was Return of the Jedi.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

48 inch chest...i love Ray but have to say this was a piss poor movie.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"48 inch chest...i love Ray but have to say this was a piss poor movie. "
or 44 inch chest cant remember now.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"48 inch chest...i love Ray but have to say this was a piss poor movie. or 44 inch chest cant remember now.

Think it was a slim 34 inch chest....

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Breakfast at Tiffanys

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"48 inch chest...i love Ray but have to say this was a piss poor movie. or 44 inch chest cant remember now.

Think it was a slim 34 inch chest...."
behave you.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

all the star wars....

although I haven't watch one, I just feel they are

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"all the star wars....

although I haven't watch one, I just feel they are"

...ever so good!!!!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"all the star wars....

although I haven't watch one, I just feel they are

...ever so good!!!!

A guy once arrived for a blowie wearing Star Wars socks, that was enough...... sent packing scrotum full

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"all the star wars....

although I haven't watch one, I just feel they are

...ever so good!!!!

A guy once arrived for a blowie wearing Star Wars socks, that was enough...... sent packing scrotum full"
I dressed up as princess leia....he wasnt even a good fuck....

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"all the star wars....

although I haven't watch one, I just feel they are

...ever so good!!!!

A guy once arrived for a blowie wearing Star Wars socks, that was enough...... sent packing scrotum fullI dressed up as princess leia....he wasnt even a good fuck....

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"all the star wars....

although I haven't watch one, I just feel they are

...ever so good!!!!

A guy once arrived for a blowie wearing Star Wars socks, that was enough...... sent packing scrotum full"

Whose? His or yours?...Actually, Star Wars socks? Yeah...you're right....it's not right somehow...

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"all the star wars....

although I haven't watch one, I just feel they are

...ever so good!!!!

A guy once arrived for a blowie wearing Star Wars socks, that was enough...... sent packing scrotum fullI dressed up as princess leia....he wasnt even a good fuck....

Did you? Wow!

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By *hangovCouple over a year ago

sheffield

"Star Wars - whats with that bear thing?

They were Ewoks, actually, from Endor and it wasn't Star Wars per se, it was Return of the Jedi."

I meant that big one that is friends with Harrison Ford

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By *arl828Man over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire

"Star Wars - whats with that bear thing?

They were Ewoks, actually, from Endor and it wasn't Star Wars per se, it was Return of the Jedi.

I meant that big one that is friends with Harrison Ford"

The Wookiees, whose name for themselves translated to the People of the Trees, were a species of hairy bipedal humanoids that were inhabitants of the planet Kashyyyk. One of the most noteworthy members of the species was Chewbacca, Han Solo's best friend and co-pilot, who played a vital role in the Galactic Civil War and afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Earl, you need to get out more bud!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Goonies

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