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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let it slither into a glass, take it on holiday to Australia , let it go. Go back home.
Or just cover it with a glass.
Give me the money. "
You read my mind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted.
This is easier than my idea actually."
I’ll pay you to kill it and you can pay me to kill yours. We don’t even lose out on money. |
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By *iddylad87 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Let it slither into a glass, take it on holiday to Australia , let it go. Go back home.
Or just cover it with a glass.
Give me the money. "
you can’t it’s a special type who’s slime melts things, you could move to Australia, but it will find its way to you may take 26 years but it will find you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted.
You can’t if it dies you lose the cash"
I would pay a team of scientists to cryogenically freeze it until the day I die. |
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"you can’t it’s a special type who’s slime melts things, you could move to Australia, but it will find its way to you may take 26 years but it will find you "
Does this snail have a very particular set of skills? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You get 10 million tomorrow but……
The minute that cash hits your bank account a snail gets released. If it touches you you die. You can’t kill it!
Are you accepting the cash or not"
Throw salt on the snail.
That way the salt kills the snail and not us  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or, I'd just pay someone to pick it up and put it back to the bottom of the garden every morning. "
Like l said to another poster...how would you know which one it is ??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted.
This is easier than my idea actually."
Ah haaa...you have no idea of which snail it is ...you could kill loads of snails and still not kill the right one |
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