Shoes off, belt unbuckled, sprint to the toilet to unleash a fountain of liquid from my body then fall over and pass out….whilst still unleashing the liquid from my body….don’t invite me back to yours after a night out haha

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

A swift change into my comfortable PJs, a cup of coffee and then check my messages on Fab.

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By *lofeldMan over a year ago

Redhill

Go for a wee, usually after a nervy 7 minute walk from the station

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shoes off, belt unbuckled, sprint to the toilet to unleash a fountain of liquid from my body then fall over and pass out….whilst still unleashing the liquid from my body….don’t invite me back to yours after a night out haha

Uncontrolled piss everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make a cuppa tea

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Fridge…. First port of call is always the fridge. Then the snack cupboard

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Night out..?

Ahhh I remember. I usually strip off leaving my clothes strewn randomly around. Go to the fridge and stare at the contents in a daze as I try to determine if I can or even want to eat.

Attempt to make a cup of tea, and or cook something which I'll probably forget about and burn.

It's generally best if I have adult supervision. And my remaining energy is directed sexually as I will fall asleep after that. It's safer all around. I've been known to start building fires and BBQs at 3am. Or walk 5 miles to buy a snickers from a 24 petrol station.

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By *ax19862002Man over a year ago

Ayrshire

Open a beer and have one drink out of it x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Fridge…. First port of call is always the fridge. Then the snack cupboard "

Grab me a can of diet whilst you're in the fridge please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A swift change into my comfortable PJs, a cup of coffee and then check my messages on Fab."

Coffee after a night out?

Sleep much?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Fridge…. First port of call is always the fridge. Then the snack cupboard

Grab me a can of diet whilst you're in the fridge please.

I don’t do diet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grab my iPad and put rain sounds on

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By *trawberry shortcake 9999Woman over a year ago

Shoes off, drink, toilet, drink, pjs on and bed with a bottle of water

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Fridge…. First port of call is always the fridge. Then the snack cupboard

Grab me a can of diet whilst you're in the fridge please.

I don’t do diet

OK. Straight to bed then.

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Make a coffee id guess

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

Shoes off, strip, make up off, bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Make a coffee id guess"

Jeez! Why all the coffee and inconvenient hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shoes off, strip, make up off, bed."

I'd strip with you Daisy, if you're asking like

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"Shoes off, strip, make up off, bed.

I'd strip with you Daisy, if you're asking like

I'd ask!!

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By *tevieg3222Man over a year ago

Brighton

I'd love to watch you both strip

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Shoes off, strip, make up off, bed.

I'd strip with you Daisy, if you're asking like

I'd ask!!

Can I help with taking your bras off?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Shoes off, pee

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By *umagain58Man over a year ago

London

"Shoes off, pee"

Lol are you my wife? Just kidding as she dies this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd join you both happily ??

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Shoes off, pee

Lol are you my wife? Just kidding as she dies this "

I imagine that it's not terribly uncommon

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By *winging_couple300Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

Him shoes off

Her bra off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shoes off, have some food, drink water, then bed.

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Get naked, open a beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally depends on the situation..

Sometimes l have Milk & eat some food...

Sometimes l have something to eat but it's not food

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By *cotty_01ukMan over a year ago

birmingham

Down to boxers and few drinks find food haha

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By *alleyDaveMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Let the mutts out, fire up the hot tub and grab a couple of beers before jumping in the tub and firing up the jets.

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By *alleyDaveMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Sadly, I've never had the chance of having company in the hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On my own toast and a pint of water, if with company, make a couple more drinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a cup of tea and stroke the dog.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Bra off and cuppa

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Shoes off, bra off & water.

Mrs

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By *eartsmanMan over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Workout,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Puke

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By *arry001Man over a year ago

Oldbury

Strip off then get a can out the fridge

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Let the dog out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get changed immediately, bras are torture haha.

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By *estinysswingersCouple over a year ago

Worsley

Eat the double cheeseburger we picked up on the drive back home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kick my shoes off

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By *red and Wilma 75Couple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Chuck my keys in the key bowl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grab some water and ibuprofen, shower then off to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fridge…. First port of call is always the fridge. Then the snack cupboard "

This! I'm always starving

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By *929Man over a year ago

newcastle

Straight to the crisps box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit and eat the food we’ve brought home and then usually crawl up to bed. Sometimes crawl up to bed and eat in bed, only if we’re feeling adventurous and want to live life on the edge..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get changed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shoes off straight to the fridge or cupboards for something to eat.

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

Dog out, kettle on

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Message my friend to let her know I've got home safely and no; I've not decided to book a last minute flight somewhere, wandered through the woods or gone to some random man's house because I'm now a responsible adult.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put the scalps in the Trophy Room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat my take away chicken and chips

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By *TinyDelight-Woman over a year ago

City Centre

Play music and dance around the living room. I never want to go to bed and sleep after a good night out.

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Check fab… try to type. Fail…

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