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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, you can blame RTG for this thread if no one joins in 
What are the hazards of fab /swinging /sex and what do you do to reduce them?
Disclaimer: I'm not talking about serious stuff here. We need some Friday night humour  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Friction burns when you go in dry because you've forgotten the lube.
Other burns when you mistake deep heat for the lube.
Massive burns when everyone blocks you after you send a face pic.
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Bodily fluids can end up getting absolutely anywhere and everywhere. Give your partner/s a quick blast all over with a jet washer before they get dressed so they don't leave the meet with any unnoticed and embarrassing evidence of your meet.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, you can blame RTG for this thread if no one joins in
What are the hazards of fab /swinging /sex and what do you do to reduce them?
Disclaimer: I'm not talking about serious stuff here. We need some Friday night humour "
Getting cramp just when you're in the throes of passion and it puts your right off your orgasm haha
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By *B904280Man
over a year ago
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Not fab related but in my youth pulled a girl in a club who was a self confessed "biter".
She decided to clamp her teeth on my tongue hard, the natural reaction for me was to pull away in pain.....the resulting force snapped the tendons under my tongue. Much blood later that was the end of the fun and no solid food for a week  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not fab related but in my youth pulled a girl in a club who was a self confessed "biter".
She decided to clamp her teeth on my tongue hard, the natural reaction for me was to pull away in pain.....the resulting force snapped the tendons under my tongue. Much blood later that was the end of the fun and no solid food for a week "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Emotional turmoil. Be prepared to get knocked down and get back up constantly. "
Now I have that song in my head
Fab earworms definitely need to be on the list! |
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*may or may not have spent NYE in A&E due to this 
When your fab friends beard and/or pubes are a coarser texture than your partner and you end up red faced 