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Could someone just bring the sex...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can teleport now with my best lingerie on wicked 9 inch heels with two glass and a bottle off bubbly 
When will they invent an actual teleporter!! "
Not shour hopefully very soon as it would be handy |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I haven't got any, else I'd post it.
Are you sure? I reckon you are hiding some in that fabulous cleavage!"
I looked. Found 3 pens and a toothpick.
No sex  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway.
Sending you a virtual hug, I hope you're able to find it one day and when you do can you please do a thread telling us what it's all about? Thank you. |
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"I haven't got any, else I'd post it.
Are you sure? I reckon you are hiding some in that fabulous cleavage!
I looked. Found 3 pens and a toothpick.
No sex "
Mine had biscoff fudge crumbs in it last night!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I haven't got any, else I'd post it.
Are you sure? I reckon you are hiding some in that fabulous cleavage!
I looked. Found 3 pens and a toothpick.
No sex
Mine had biscoff fudge crumbs in it last night! "
Didya shake it out? |
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"Is there cake or what?
Well yes, of course, its traditional to have wedding cake? That was a proposal, right? 
In  "
Well I don't want you to feel used or objectified!
You will convert though, right?
Your my wife Now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there cake or what?
Well yes, of course, its traditional to have wedding cake? That was a proposal, right?
In
Well I don't want you to feel used or objectified!
You will convert though, right?
Your my wife Now! "
Bitch you can't be making up rules like this |
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"I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway.
Sending you a virtual hug, I hope you're able to find it one day and when you do can you please do a thread telling us what it's all about? Thank you."
Naaaa, nice try though Beautiful!  |
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"I haven't got any, else I'd post it.
Are you sure? I reckon you are hiding some in that fabulous cleavage!
I looked. Found 3 pens and a toothpick.
No sex
Mine had biscoff fudge crumbs in it last night!
Didya shake it out?"
No luv, thats just the way I walk! |
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"Is there cake or what?
Well yes, of course, its traditional to have wedding cake? That was a proposal, right?
In
Well I don't want you to feel used or objectified!
You will convert though, right?
Your my wife Now!
Bitch you can't be making up rules like this "
Dont hate the player!  |
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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou
Sex. What’s sex?! It’s a word I’ve not been very familiar with recently.
Now I know that You know! "
Think you need to remind me what that word means again pretty please. Like you said in another post……. Get jiggy hiding the sausage nudge nudge wink wink  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Bring the what?
I don't comprende this word...... 
A
Jiggy jiggy?
Hows' your father?
Hide the Sausage?
You know?"
Nope. Nothing.
Can someone pop round and explain in more detail or give me a live demo please. Thanks. Muchly.
A |
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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou
Sex. What’s sex?! It’s a word I’ve not been very familiar with recently.
Now I know that You know!
Think you need to remind me what that word means again pretty please. Like you said in another post……. Get jiggy hiding the sausage nudge nudge wink wink "
There will be no nudging and winking  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway
Fair.
Being poly is less about shagging and more about diary management  "
Ha yes it is! I bought a beautiful organiser today, perfect shade of dark green. I'm so excited to fill it with various things. None of the sex obviously. |
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"Bring the what?
I don't comprende this word......
A
Jiggy jiggy?
Hows' your father?
Hide the Sausage?
You know?
Nope. Nothing.
Can someone pop round and explain in more detail or give me a live demo please. Thanks. Muchly.
A"
nope its My bed its coming to, not yours  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway
Fair.
Being poly is less about shagging and more about diary management
Ha yes it is! I bought a beautiful organiser today, perfect shade of dark green. I'm so excited to fill it with various things. None of the sex obviously."
The flagrant lies on the forum tonight is spreading like wildfire |
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"Off this actually works can you let me know ....
I need my hands cut off at the moment.
Or tied up
Oh here I go again  "
Well so far, I have got a pink throw, a black cat and my old Aerosmith T shirt, but none of the sex |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway
Fair.
Being poly is less about shagging and more about diary management
Ha yes it is! I bought a beautiful organiser today, perfect shade of dark green. I'm so excited to fill it with various things. None of the sex obviously.
The flagrant lies on the forum tonight is spreading like wildfire "
Oh hi Cede you adorable woman. Maybe you could tell me about the sex in a few weeks? I'd love to know all about it. Thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Off this actually works can you let me know ....
I need my hands cut off at the moment.
Or tied up
Oh here I go again
Well so far, I have got a pink throw, a black cat and my old Aerosmith T shirt, but none of the sex "
You just can't get the staff these days can you?! |
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I ordered an Amazon prime
She's was supposed to arrive same day, but after I paid - it said something about a delay and it's expected to arrive next month.
So now I am talking to Stella on their online chat. She understands my frustration (very empathetic) and I've got a voucher for a waffle iron. I'll take that, can never have enough waffle irons. Win-win everyone goes home in limo. |
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"Off this actually works can you let me know ....
I need my hands cut off at the moment.
Or tied up
Oh here I go again
Well so far, I have got a pink throw, a black cat and my old Aerosmith T shirt, but none of the sex
You just can't get the staff these days can you?!"
Have you got the staff, can you send me a naked butler please if theres one spare? |
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"I ordered an Amazon prime
She's was supposed to arrive same day, but after I paid - it said something about a delay and it's expected to arrive next month.
So now I am talking to Stella on their online chat. She understands my frustration (very empathetic) and I've got a voucher for a waffle iron. I'll take that, can never have enough waffle irons. Win-win everyone goes home in limo."
Wow. I want a waffle iron too.
Oh hang on! I have one!!!!!
Waffles!!!!!! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway
Fair.
Being poly is less about shagging and more about diary management
Ha yes it is! I bought a beautiful organiser today, perfect shade of dark green. I'm so excited to fill it with various things. None of the sex obviously.
The flagrant lies on the forum tonight is spreading like wildfire
Oh hi Cede you adorable woman. Maybe you could tell me about the sex in a few weeks? I'd love to know all about it. Thank you."
I don't know what you mean |
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"I ordered an Amazon prime
She's was supposed to arrive same day, but after I paid - it said something about a delay and it's expected to arrive next month.
So now I am talking to Stella on their online chat. She understands my frustration (very empathetic) and I've got a voucher for a waffle iron. I'll take that, can never have enough waffle irons. Win-win everyone goes home in limo.
Wow. I want a waffle iron too.
Oh hang on! I have one!!!!!
Waffles!!!!!!"
They are waffley versatile! |
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