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Does your GF/BF actually know they’re your GF/BF?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He doesn’t have a choice. That’s just how things are.
If you see smoke signals he doesn’t want to be rescued he’s just set the dinner on fire. "
So you’ve never had ‘the conversation’? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I supposed to have one or both? I've checked my spam folder and I definitely did not get the memo"
Do you identify as a GF/BF? Only then will you be able to find the answer in your spam folder  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Nah, friend zone in it.
I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.
In it what? You’ll have to be more specific "
I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone...  |
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"Nah, friend zone in it.
I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. "
Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah, friend zone in it.
I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.
In it what? You’ll have to be more specific
I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... "
Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Nah, friend zone in it.
I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.
In it what? You’ll have to be more specific
I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone...
Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now? "
Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers.
Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then 
Absolutely not. Fwbs.
Ahhhh a GFWB/BFWB 
All bs but it might be fun to try a g."
All B’s? You mean BBBB?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah, friend zone in it.
I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.
Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. "
3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah, friend zone in it.
I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.
In it what? You’ll have to be more specific
I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone...
Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now?
Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that. "
Ah right, your friends like building walls? So you mean brick layers? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Nah, friend zone in it.
I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.
In it what? You’ll have to be more specific
I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone...
Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now?
Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that.
Ah right, your friends like building walls? So you mean brick layers? "
Well more like lego bricks but yes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah, friend zone in it.
I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.
In it what? You’ll have to be more specific
I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone...
Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now?
Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that.
Ah right, your friends like building walls? So you mean brick layers?
Well more like lego bricks but yes. "
I think I know the type |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums!
#heknowswhoheis 
Your BF needs help
I think he is aware that he needs help. Now. "
It’s possible there’s no doctor that can help him |
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums!
#heknowswhoheis
Your BF needs help
I think he is aware that he needs help. Now.
It’s possible there’s no doctor that can help him "
Wrong.
Proctologist |
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers.
Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then
Absolutely not. Fwbs.
Ahhhh a GFWB/BFWB
All bs but it might be fun to try a g.
All B’s? You mean BBBB? "
Yes please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums!
#heknowswhoheis
Your BF needs help
I think he is aware that he needs help. Now.
It’s possible there’s no doctor that can help him
Wrong.
Proctologist "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My BF calls himself my F. my daughter calls him my BF..... I call him when I need something.
Like a shelf that needs hanging or something?
Nope ...... SEX what else are B.F's for ?"
My undies have literally just fallen down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘A bloke in work’ regularly talks about his GF and in all the years we’ve known him nobody has ever actually seen her "
It reminded me of an episode of TV show where a man was hiding a life like doll in his bedroom and treating it like his partner. When he landed in a hospital he had to tell his work colleague who fancied him... can't even begin to imagine. Having this made up life. Pretending must take a lot of energy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or is it assumed they are?
Love and Peace  "
Are you referring to those who call gf/bf someone on here who is actually married/committed to someone else? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘A bloke in work’ regularly talks about his GF and in all the years we’ve known him nobody has ever actually seen her
It reminded me of an episode of TV show where a man was hiding a life like doll in his bedroom and treating it like his partner. When he landed in a hospital he had to tell his work colleague who fancied him... can't even begin to imagine. Having this made up life. Pretending must take a lot of energy.
T"
I know, it must be so difficult for them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??
So yours are FWB’s
Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends "
I don’t believe that for one minute |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or is it assumed they are?
Love and Peace
Are you referring to those who call gf/bf someone on here who is actually married/committed to someone else? "
No, just someone who mentions their GF/BF that nobody has actually seen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My wife technically still hasn’t said yes to my proposal. A club to the dome and a quick trip to the Vegas strip and she’s mine forever."
I think you both need to sit down and talk this through |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie...
Was she sufficiently blown up at the time?"
It might say something different now if it wasn’t |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??
So yours are FWB’s
Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends
I don’t believe that for one minute "
Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex  |
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"Nah, friend zone in it.
I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.
Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit.
3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it? "
No that's when you stop having sex and your dreams are: semi-detached houses, taking out life insurance and selecting cars based on how easy it is to fit a baby seat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??
So yours are FWB’s
Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends
I don’t believe that for one minute
Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex "
I’ve always been your friend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah, friend zone in it.
I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.
Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit.
3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it?
No that's when you stop having sex and your dreams are: semi-detached houses, taking out life insurance and selecting cars based on how easy it is to fit a baby seat."
Ahhhh, that’s a marriage then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol
On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from.  lol"
I’ll trust you on that comment |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??
So yours are FWB’s
Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends
I don’t believe that for one minute
Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex
I’ve always been your friend "
But what type of friend  |
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol
On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol
I’ll trust you on that comment "
Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??
So yours are FWB’s
Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends
I don’t believe that for one minute
Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex
I’ve always been your friend
But what type of friend "
BWCFWB - is that OK? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol
On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol
I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol "
I’ve moved up a division |
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol
On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol
I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol
I’ve moved up a division "
Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol
The wardrobe is fine |
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"Nah, friend zone in it.
I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.
Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit.
3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it?
No that's when you stop having sex and your dreams are: semi-detached houses, taking out life insurance and selecting cars based on how easy it is to fit a baby seat.
Ahhhh, that’s a marriage then "
That and tripping over mounds of shoes in the dark at 3am, when you need piss and then being told to put the seat up, unsympathetically, whilst nursing a fractured ankle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol
On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol
I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol
I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol
The wardrobe is fine "
Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dunno. Hang on.
Rex... are you my BF?
BUT WE KNOW THIS
Then yep. My BF knows "
We’re like two peas in a pod. Where one pea has his tiny pea willy up the bum hole of a tiny pea lady in front of him |
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol
On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol
I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol
I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol
The wardrobe is fine
Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? "
Hahaha can't say i keep oranges in my wardrobe! You may find some kinky stuff though shhhh lol |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Dunno. Hang on.
Rex... are you my BF?
BUT WE KNOW THIS
Then yep. My BF knows
We’re like two peas in a pod. Where one pea has his tiny pea willy up the bum hole of a tiny pea lady in front of him "
That's what the peas are doing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol
On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol
I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol
I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol
The wardrobe is fine
Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? Hahaha can't say i keep oranges in my wardrobe! You may find some kinky stuff though shhhh lol"
I’ll give it a go then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dunno. Hang on.
Rex... are you my BF?
BUT WE KNOW THIS
Then yep. My BF knows
We’re like two peas in a pod. Where one pea has his tiny pea willy up the bum hole of a tiny pea lady in front of him
That's what the peas are doing!"
Making swinging peas together |
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol
On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol
I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol
I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol
The wardrobe is fine
Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? Hahaha can't say i keep oranges in my wardrobe! You may find some kinky stuff though shhhh lol
I’ll give it a go then "
hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am too shy to ask but I think he likes me because he fingers me at Burger King and if that isn't boyfriend and girlfriend activities then I don't know what is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am too shy to ask but I think he likes me because he fingers me at Burger King and if that isn't boyfriend and girlfriend activities then I don't know what is."
So you’re saying he fingers your whopper? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??
So yours are FWB’s
Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends
I don’t believe that for one minute
Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex
I’ve always been your friend
But what type of friend
BWCFWB - is that OK? "
I thought you'd never ask |
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"I am too shy to ask but I think he likes me because he fingers me at Burger King and if that isn't boyfriend and girlfriend activities then I don't know what is."
Aww, that's young love right there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??
So yours are FWB’s
Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends
I don’t believe that for one minute
Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex
I’ve always been your friend
But what type of friend
BWCFWB - is that OK?
I thought you'd never ask "
In |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??
So yours are FWB’s
Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends
I don’t believe that for one minute
Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex
I’ve always been your friend
But what type of friend
BWCFWB - is that OK?
I thought you'd never ask
In "
Me. Now. Please  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??
So yours are FWB’s
Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends
I don’t believe that for one minute
Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex
I’ve always been your friend
But what type of friend
BWCFWB - is that OK?
I thought you'd never ask
In
Me. Now. Please "
*coughs*
Should I come and pick up my socks? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??
So yours are FWB’s
Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends
I don’t believe that for one minute
Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex
I’ve always been your friend
But what type of friend
BWCFWB - is that OK?
I thought you'd never ask
In
Me. Now. Please
*coughs*
Should I come and pick up my socks? "
You definitely left more than that here! But definitely stole something else  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??
So yours are FWB’s
Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends
I don’t believe that for one minute
Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex
I’ve always been your friend
But what type of friend
BWCFWB - is that OK?
I thought you'd never ask
In
Me. Now. Please
*coughs*
Should I come and pick up my socks? "
But is she your GF and does she know?  |
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Can’t wait for her to see this later.. 