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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes, it IS true! Pork is back.
For nearly a year I was one half of PorkPerky (later TheRealPorkandCrackling). Crackling is now out in the big wide World of Swinging under her own steam (and I wish her well), so I am reduced to the ranks of ‘poor-sad-single-bloke-who-moans-in-the-forums-that-he's-not-had-a-shag-since-he’s-been-here’... Oh well, C'est la vie....
But, thanks to the blatant and, in some cases, embarrassing adoration of my fan club (all three of them) I have decided to offer the experience of my many years of debauchery, downright naughtiness and acquired wit and verve to a wider audience. So you will find me all over the Forums angling for a ticket to the “96Club” quite frequently.
I have missed you lot....... (but not Minxie!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wondered why you hadn't been all over some threads. Welcome home Pork."
Thank you Lickety - look forward to more of our little exchanges of 'opinion'... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"T'would be difficult to miss me - I am a roundabout lol  
I'm saying nothing...!
Good move! The alternative could have serious 'consequences'.....
Yes - but I am having the bus... Not the police car.... "
That's okay - I want the Fire Engine anyway.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I didn't realise you had left and then back as a single etc, (always been very observant me....) But I am glad you are here because you're a very nice little chap  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I didn't realise you had left and then back as a single etc, (always been very observant me....) But I am glad you are here because you're a very nice little chap
For one moment I thought that said 'HAVE a very nice little chap'!!!!!! As I recall, Madam, you've never seen my little chap.?????
(but I respond to requests...... )
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I've seen it in my dreams.....
(And the award for corniest remark on the forum today must surely go to me for that little gem) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just noticed something Pork. If you take your avatar and the pic in your gallery. You can make a whole head "
Wondered when someone would noticed - amazed it's taken this long!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, it IS true! Pork is back.
For nearly a year I was one half of PorkPerky (later TheRealPorkandCrackling). Crackling is now out in the big wide World of Swinging under her own steam (and I wish her well), so I am reduced to the ranks of ‘poor-sad-single-bloke-who-moans-in-the-forums-that-he's-not-had-a-shag-since-he’s-been-here’... Oh well, C'est la vie....
But, thanks to the blatant and, in some cases, embarrassing adoration of my fan club (all three of them) I have decided to offer the experience of my many years of debauchery, downright naughtiness and acquired wit and verve to a wider audience. So you will find me all over the Forums angling for a ticket to the “96Club” quite frequently.
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Yes she is back !! so when can we meet for a social |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes, it IS true! Pork is back.
For nearly a year I was one half of PorkPerky (later TheRealPorkandCrackling). Crackling is now out in the big wide World of Swinging under her own steam (and I wish her well), so I am reduced to the ranks of ‘poor-sad-single-bloke-who-moans-in-the-forums-that-he's-not-had-a-shag-since-he’s-been-here’... Oh well, C'est la vie....
But, thanks to the blatant and, in some cases, embarrassing adoration of my fan club (all three of them) I have decided to offer the experience of my many years of debauchery, downright naughtiness and acquired wit and verve to a wider audience. So you will find me all over the Forums angling for a ticket to the “96Club” quite frequently.
Yes she is back !! so when can we meet for a social "
Not sure you meet my exacting 'standards'....?????
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. Didn't notice..... 
