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"Went to the shop for some milk, ro bbed a bank on the way and had to move to Mexico for 20 years, before getting some slightly dodgy passports and moving to the U.S."
I feel a movie script coming on! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"Omg! This thread!
You sit on a throne of lies!
Pops frozen peas up his bum just before bed  "
The op said lies! Not the truth.
Shops at aldi and lidle but uses waitrose bags to keep up appearances |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg! This thread!
You sit on a throne of lies!
Pops frozen peas up his bum just before bed
The op said lies! Not the truth.
Shops at aldi and lidle but uses waitrose bags to keep up appearances "
Loves me |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Omg! This thread!
You sit on a throne of lies!
Pops frozen peas up his bum just before bed
The op said lies! Not the truth.
Shops at aldi and lidle but uses waitrose bags to keep up appearances
Loves me"
Luvs me not.  |
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"Omg! This thread!
You sit on a throne of lies!
Pops frozen peas up his bum just before bed
The op said lies! Not the truth.
Shops at aldi and lidle but uses waitrose bags to keep up appearances "
M&s bags actually  |
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By *nobyMan
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Once worked on Sesame Street
Actually that’s true
Hates wearing bras"
Was a stand in for Dick Emery in The 60s did the bow legged walk away after the “ Oh you are awful but I like you!” Sketch |
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"He hates oral makes him bring up dinner
Loves group sex in public. Most recent venture was over a table in starbucks
Is only interested in vanilla and is actually a virgin."
I thought you were supposed to lie  |
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By *ob.42Man
over a year ago
Near Yarmouth |
"He hates oral makes him bring up dinner
Loves group sex in public. Most recent venture was over a table in starbucks
Is only interested in vanilla and is actually a virgin.
I thought you were supposed to lie "
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard
He Invented the best thing since sliced bread
I did and I patented it. Got Bruce’s vest in return"
He stole Bruce Willis’s vest from the Die Hard set. |
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"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard
He Invented the best thing since sliced bread
I did and I patented it. Got Bruce’s vest in return
He stole Bruce Willis’s vest from the Die Hard set."
“Stole” has implications…borrowed I prefer… |
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"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard
He Invented the best thing since sliced bread
I did and I patented it. Got Bruce’s vest in return
He stole Bruce Willis’s vest from the Die Hard set.
“Stole” has implications…borrowed I prefer…"
This user dresses up as one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles for a bi monthly fan convention and on his 37th birthday his mum made him a turtle cake |
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"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard
He Invented the best thing since sliced bread
I did and I patented it. Got Bruce’s vest in return
He stole Bruce Willis’s vest from the Die Hard set.
“Stole” has implications…borrowed I prefer…
This user dresses up as one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles for a bi monthly fan convention and on his 37th birthday his mum made him a turtle cake "
They had sex in the middle of lidls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard
He Invented the best thing since sliced bread
I did and I patented it. Got Bruce’s vest in return
He stole Bruce Willis’s vest from the Die Hard set.
“Stole” has implications…borrowed I prefer…
This user dresses up as one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles for a bi monthly fan convention and on his 37th birthday his mum made him a turtle cake
They had sex in the middle of lidls."
They really don't love cats |
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"Meant for _otsoposh but I guess still works "
He likes to spend Sundays wearing a bra on his head a la Weird Science, playing with his collection of vintage Barbie dolls and dreaming of Kelly LeBrock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once*** ffs
Once only has he fucked. After that, he became a monk.
Has gargled with my semen  "
This guy owns the entire One Direction back catalogue he taped off his mum's CD collection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every weekend enjoys a good rimming session with a group of 5 dung beetles "
Likes to cover himself in Vaseline and roll around the floor pretending to be a slug in his spare time. |
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