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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
One's butler measures out 1.5 yards of Tesco value (just cos I'm nouveau riche, doesn't mean I'm not tight) and artfully scrunches it before passing it over to the maid of the water closet for wiping of the posterior  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice 
I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper' "
 What are you suggesting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got excited then thinking this was going to be about crisp packets. I fold mine into a triangle and any others I see, I am slightly obsessed and a bit OCD about it.
As for loo roll, a bit of scrunching and folding works well for me. |
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"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice
I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'
What are you suggesting?"
Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice
I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'
What are you suggesting?
Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet) "
Not necessarily ........ Might own one of those little wall squirts things. Love them get u really clean then just dry up with bathroom tissue.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice
I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'
What are you suggesting?
Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet) "
Might be a good investment, that way I can save my Andrex for making sail boats and stuff. |
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"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice
I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'
What are you suggesting?
Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet)
Might be a good investment, that way I can save my Andrex for making sail boats and stuff."
Saves a fortune on napkins too. Just put a roll on the table. preferably unused. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice
I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'
What are you suggesting?
Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet)
Might be a good investment, that way I can save my Andrex for making sail boats and stuff.
Saves a fortune on napkins too. Just put a roll on the table. preferably unused. "
Hold on, are you saying I shouldn't be wrapping it back round the roll when I'm done? |
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"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice
I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'
What are you suggesting?
Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet)
Might be a good investment, that way I can save my Andrex for making sail boats and stuff.
Saves a fortune on napkins too. Just put a roll on the table. preferably unused.
Hold on, are you saying I shouldn't be wrapping it back round the roll when I'm done?"
Well, from experience, i would say thats fine after a number 1, but after a number 2 you would need to rinse it a little before re-rolling.
( im making myself sick now)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice
I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'
What are you suggesting?
Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet)
Might be a good investment, that way I can save my Andrex for making sail boats and stuff.
Saves a fortune on napkins too. Just put a roll on the table. preferably unused.
Hold on, are you saying I shouldn't be wrapping it back round the roll when I'm done?
Well, from experience, i would say thats fine after a number 1, but after a number 2 you would need to rinse it a little before re-rolling.
( im making myself sick now) "
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By *roquoisMan
over a year ago
Portsmouth |
"I got excited then thinking this was going to be about crisp packets. I fold mine into a triangle and any others I see, I am slightly obsessed and a bit OCD about it.
As for loo roll, a bit of scrunching and folding works well for me."
Haha...I do the same with crisp packets...always makes my work colleagues chuckle and roll their eyes at me |
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