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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.
Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.
(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dearest Jennie.
When someone is a dick should you apologise because you’ve made them snap at you or wait for them to apologise for snapping at you?
Lots of love
FC |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dearest Jennie.
When someone is a dick should you apologise because you’ve made them snap at you or wait for them to apologise for snapping at you?
Lots of love
FC "
Break their legs and move on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oracle, Oracle, off the wall
Who's the greatest of them all?
As great as you may think you are,
Jennie's greater than all by far. "
Hmmm. This mirror is broken. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oracle, Oracle, off the wall
Who's the greatest of them all?
As great as you may think you are,
Jennie's greater than all by far.
Hmmm. This mirror is broken."
Fickle fuckers, mirrors! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Oracal
First time caller long time campaigner to get 73 to cut their fucking hedges.
I met a guy for coffee but he used white sugar when brown was available. I can’t let someone like this bum me. How do I tell him gently? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Jennie
Why was napoleon credited with the revival of Egyptian influence in the 1800s when Egyptian obelisks had already been built in Rome in 1651 and Ireland in the early 18th century?
Loves |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Oracal
First time caller long time campaigner to get 73 to cut their fucking hedges.
I met a guy for coffee but he used white sugar when brown was available. I can’t let someone like this bum me. How do I tell him gently? "
If he sweetens his coffee with sugar that's wrong,
He was never to be for you all along.
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"Dear Jennie
Why was napoleon credited with the revival of Egyptian influence in the 1800s when Egyptian obelisks had already been built in Rome in 1651 and Ireland in the early 18th century?
Loves "
Excellent question…  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie
Why was napoleon credited with the revival of Egyptian influence in the 1800s when Egyptian obelisks had already been built in Rome in 1651 and Ireland in the early 18th century?
Loves "
Napoleon's conquest of Egypt and his subsequent recording of the antiquities he found reignited interest in the mysteries of the orient for Europeans. This also coincided with the discovery of the Rosetta Stone which allowed for the translation of previously indecipherable Egyptian hieroglyphs |
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Dear Jennie… oh omnipresent and omnipotent one…
My questions is about dreams please.
If I dream something vividly will it definitely come true? I would particularly like the one about giant hamsters and the one I had last night to come true… among others.
Thanks in advance. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dearest Oracle,
Can you tell me when my poor burnt leg, injured by my own stupidity, will stop stinging?
I'd like to know.
Thanks in advance
MrsAbz "
Saturday morning.
Guaranteed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie… oh omnipresent and omnipotent one…
My questions is about dreams please.
If I dream something vividly will it definitely come true? I would particularly like the one about giant hamsters and the one I had last night to come true… among others.
Thanks in advance. "
If its the one about unconvincing transvestites dressed in giant hamster suits, its a surefire nailed on certainty |
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"Dearest Oracle,
Can you tell me when my poor burnt leg, injured by my own stupidity, will stop stinging?
I'd like to know.
Thanks in advance
MrsAbz
Saturday morning.
Guaranteed"
Thats the best news 
Thanks
MrsAbz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh great Oracle
Can I borrow a cup of sugar? the shop's closed and I need a brew."
Yeah, of course.
Porch light is on, key under mat.
Let yourself in x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oracle Jennie 
Why will nobody message me for sex stuff?
Because they are intimidated by your beauty. They fear they are not worthy"
Pffff! I'm rough 
Gracias for your response dear Oracal  |
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"Dear Jennie… oh omnipresent and omnipotent one…
My questions is about dreams please.
If I dream something vividly will it definitely come true? I would particularly like the one about giant hamsters and the one I had last night to come true… among others.
Thanks in advance.
If its the one about unconvincing transvestites dressed in giant hamster suits, its a surefire nailed on certainty "
Brilliant. Thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dearest wise one, who knows all...
Which of the things on my fucket list shall I try to tick off next?
Thank you!
J"
I think I also know the answer to this one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dearest wise one, who knows all...
Which of the things on my fucket list shall I try to tick off next?
Thank you!
J"
The one involving the axe throwing viking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why does fuck know, when people say ‘fuck knows’? Or are they saying ‘fuck nose’ and accusing me of having a nose like a cock? "
Because fuck knows all.
Fuck was the first in a long line of oracles.
Hence the phrase "fuck all" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jennie Orical can you tell me what the future holds for me please thank you so much
Put it this way.
There are lots of penises involved"
Sounds interesting can you elaborate more please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dearest Jennie
How does one tell the difference between an easy fuck and genuine attraction? How do you know if you are the any hole goal or the genuine desire of that beautiful person?
I await your reply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to fuck someone I was romantically involved with and not be romantically involved with them anymore. Will we?
Nah... Not possible
Soz"
I knew it. Guess I’d better break it to her.
Or… you could?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dearest Jennie
How does one tell the difference between an easy fuck and genuine attraction? How do you know if you are the any hole goal or the genuine desire of that beautiful person?
I await your reply "
Insist on 2 socials first.
If they are after a quick legover they wont be faffed with all that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to fuck someone I was romantically involved with and not be romantically involved with them anymore. Will we?
Nah... Not possible
Soz
I knew it. Guess I’d better break it to her.
Or… you could? "
Gladly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ummmm, where can I find an axe throwing Viking, O Wise One?
Ta muchly
J
Norway
Oh. That's a bit far. I will have to find something more realistically possible on my list.
J"
Try the local Nordic Axe Throwing Club |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Auntie Jen, why did I forget to by my Ibuprofen when I was at the shops today? 
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Because you left your shopping list on the draining board you silly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Auntie Jen, why did I forget to by my Ibuprofen when I was at the shops today?
Because you left your shopping list on the draining board you silly.
I did! "
Jennie knows all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Oracle
Why do we call them ‘chillies’ when they are actually hot? "
Because they were discovered by Don Juan Diego del Chille.
They were named in his honour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to fuck someone I was romantically involved with and not be romantically involved with them anymore. Will we?
Nah... Not possible
Soz
I knew it. Guess I’d better break it to her.
Or… you could?
Gladly"
Thanks.
I hate you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will she do me?
Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.
She might.
Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?
Will she do me in? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will she do me?
Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.
She might.
Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?
Will she do me in? "
No.
But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to fuck someone I was romantically involved with and not be romantically involved with them anymore. Will we?
Nah... Not possible
Soz
I knew it. Guess I’d better break it to her.
Or… you could?
Gladly
Thanks.
I hate you "
I know.
Obviously |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oracle you've blessed me tonight  I received messages. It's mind boggling
I'm off to reply before I get blocked.
Godspeed"
The Oracle moves in mysterious ways |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Will she do me?
Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.
She might.
Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?
Will she do me in?
No.
But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask"
Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask? |
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"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please
Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise"
Thank you darling.
I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids
I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.
Is it going to piss down do you think? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Auntie Jen, why did I forget to by my Ibuprofen when I was at the shops today?
Because you left your shopping list on the draining board you silly.
I did!
Jennie knows all"
Scarily uncanny!
Will the paracetamol do? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Will she do me?
Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.
She might.
Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?
Will she do me in?
No.
But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask
Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask? "
Speaking of Brucey, where is he? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please
Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise
Thank you darling.
I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids
I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.
Is it going to piss down do you think? "
Possibly a light shower or two but nothing major.
Photos of said outfit required |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Auntie Jen, why did I forget to by my Ibuprofen when I was at the shops today?
Because you left your shopping list on the draining board you silly.
I did!
Jennie knows all
Scarily uncanny!
Will the paracetamol do?"
It will address any pain but not the inflammation |
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"Will she do me?
Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.
She might.
Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?
Will she do me in?
No.
But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask
Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask?
Speaking of Brucey, where is he?"
I was just going to ask that Nanna. Has he gone UNLOS again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dearest Jennie
How does one tell the difference between an easy fuck and genuine attraction? How do you know if you are the any hole goal or the genuine desire of that beautiful person?
I await your reply
Insist on 2 socials first.
If they are after a quick legover they wont be faffed with all that "
Thanks Jennie oh wise one |
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"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please
Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise
Thank you darling.
I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids
I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.
Is it going to piss down do you think?
Possibly a light shower or two but nothing major.
Photos of said outfit required"
No problemo… and thanks. I’ll just pop on a light cardigan I think |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will she do me?
Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.
She might.
Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?
Will she do me in?
No.
But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask
Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask?
Speaking of Brucey, where is he?"
His mum grounded him for spending too long on his phone and running up a huge T Mobile bill |
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"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please
Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise
Thank you darling.
I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids
I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.
Is it going to piss down do you think? "
Either way we need pictorial evidence  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please
Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise
Thank you darling.
I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids
I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.
Is it going to piss down do you think?
Either way we need pictorial evidence "
Already covered |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will she do me?
Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.
She might.
Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?
Will she do me in?
No.
But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask
Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask?
Speaking of Brucey, where is he?
His mum grounded him for spending too long on his phone and running up a huge T Mobile bill"
She made him delete his profile |
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"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please
Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise
Thank you darling.
I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids
I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.
Is it going to piss down do you think?
Either way we need pictorial evidence
Already covered"
Or Uncovered |
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"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please
Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise
Thank you darling.
I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids
I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.
Is it going to piss down do you think?
Either way we need pictorial evidence
Already covered
Or Uncovered "
Ok ok. I’ll post pics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please
Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise
Thank you darling.
I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids
I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.
Is it going to piss down do you think?
Either way we need pictorial evidence
Already covered
Or Uncovered
Ok ok. I’ll post pics "
This pleases me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will she do me?
Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.
She might.
Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?
Will she do me in?
No.
But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask
Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask?
Speaking of Brucey, where is he?
I was just going to ask that Nanna. Has he gone UNLOS again? "
I searched him yesterday and he hadn’t. |
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"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please
Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise
Thank you darling.
I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids
I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.
Is it going to piss down do you think?
Either way we need pictorial evidence
Already covered
Or Uncovered
Ok ok. I’ll post pics "
I can sleep happy now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?"
Whew. Following |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?"
Tea is universally acceptable at any hour.
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By asking the question you have already started to understand your true worth, and that worth is priceless x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please
Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise
Thank you darling.
I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids
I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.
Is it going to piss down do you think?
Either way we need pictorial evidence
Already covered
Or Uncovered
Ok ok. I’ll post pics
I can sleep happy now "
As we all can |
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?"
I've just finished a cuppa. So I'm going with no, it's never too late! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?
I've just finished a cuppa. So I'm going with no, it's never too late!"
This is true.
See above. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie
I've had this weird phrase 'I need Jennie' going round and round in my head for the past few days. Any idea why or what I can do to stop it?
TIA
Bx"
Subliminal fallout.
... and the only way to end such a craving is to succumb to it 
Julie wont mind |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?
Tea is universally acceptable at any hour.
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By asking the question you have already started to understand your true worth, and that worth is priceless x"
You're a lovely All Knowing Oracle; thank you. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Wise Oracle
How much is to much?
Do you think people would find me more attractive if I got a 6 pack
And finally Dear Oracle, have a nice weekend.... that's not question apologies. "
All I will say is that enough is enough.
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Six pack? Meh.
When banging a nail in no one cares about the hammer. Just whether the nail is effective |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The omniscient one must now away to bed. Her batteries of knowledge need recharging and the bath of wisdom is getting a bit cold "
Good night my disciples |
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?"
Hugs.
Did someone mention tea? |
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?
Hugs.
Did someone mention tea? "
2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.
I can bring the biscuits? |
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"Dear Jennie
I've had this weird phrase 'I need Jennie' going round and round in my head for the past few days. Any idea why or what I can do to stop it?
TIA
Bx
Subliminal fallout.
... and the only way to end such a craving is to succumb to it
Julie wont mind"
Sounds like a perfectly cromulent explanation, and if that's all it takes...
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?
Hugs.
Did someone mention tea?
2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.
I can bring the biscuits? "
Thats not tea.
Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.
I have buscuits. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?
Hugs.
Did someone mention tea?
2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.
I can bring the biscuits?
Thats not tea.
Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.
I have buscuits."
Tea without milk is just vegetable soup. |
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?
Hugs.
Did someone mention tea?
2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.
I can bring the biscuits?
Thats not tea.
Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.
I have buscuits.
Tea without milk is just vegetable soup. "
I am now sitting in bed with my Yorkie mug full of lovely tea! |
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?
Hugs.
Did someone mention tea?
2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.
I can bring the biscuits?
Thats not tea.
Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.
I have buscuits.
Tea without milk is just vegetable soup. "
Black tea, please! |
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?
Hugs.
Did someone mention tea?
2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.
I can bring the biscuits?
Thats not tea.
Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.
I have buscuits.
Tea without milk is just vegetable soup. "
If youre the Oracle how do you not know tea isn't a Vegtable?
Or is it?
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?
Hugs.
Did someone mention tea?
2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.
I can bring the biscuits?
Thats not tea.
Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.
I have buscuits.
Tea without milk is just vegetable soup.
If youre the Oracle how do you not know tea isn't a Vegtable?
Or is it?
My life might never be the same again. "
Tea is a plant and doesn't contain seeds. Ergo, kinda vegetable?! |
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"Dear Wise Oracle
When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?
And is it too late for a cup of tea?
Hugs.
Did someone mention tea?
2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.
I can bring the biscuits?
Thats not tea.
Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.
I have buscuits.
Tea without milk is just vegetable soup.
If youre the Oracle how do you not know tea isn't a Vegtable?
Or is it?
My life might never be the same again. "
It certainly aint animal or mineral |
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"Dear Jen,
today seems to have caught me with a napping brain.
Could you please tell me what you would call the designs on socks.
You know, like when you have socks with little pineapples on. "
Er.... Designs on socks.
Or possibly sock designs.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Dear Jen,
today seems to have caught me with a napping brain.
Could you please tell me what you would call the designs on socks.
You know, like when you have socks with little pineapples on.
Er.... Designs on socks.
Or possibly sock designs.
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That's not it.
Patterned socks is more like checks etc.
I know there's a word for them.
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"Dear Oracle....
Who built the pyramids? As we could not replicate this even now without taking centuries to do so "
They were placed by trans dimensional beings in posession of astronomically advanced technology. They are also responsible for the Bermuda Triangle and shopping trollies. |
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"Dear Oracle....
Who built the pyramids? As we could not replicate this even now without taking centuries to do so
They were placed by trans dimensional beings in posession of astronomically advanced technology. They are also responsible for the Bermuda Triangle and shopping trollies. "
Noted. |
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"The bath of wisdom is warm again.
Any more for any more?
Are those bubbles new?
Fresh as mountain air
Just not Everest, its full of bodies! "
Hardly full! |
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"The bath of wisdom is warm again.
Any more for any more?
Are those bubbles new?
Fresh as mountain air
Just not Everest, its full of bodies!
Hardly full! "
Jennie, oh wise one, aporoximately how many bodies have ended up on Everest (the mountain, not the glazing company) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The bath of wisdom is warm again.
Any more for any more?
Are those bubbles new?
Fresh as mountain air
Just not Everest, its full of bodies!
Hardly full!
Jennie, oh wise one, aporoximately how many bodies have ended up on Everest (the mountain, not the glazing company)"
Of the 310 people know to have died climbing Everest, there's about 200 unrecovered bodies still on the mountain. |
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"Dear wise one.
I've had a very sore throat all week and I sound like I belong on a special phone line. Any top tips to make it better? "
Set up a special phone line.
Make hay whilst the sun shines.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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Jennie, you gorgeous human...
How will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about these things |
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"Jennie, you gorgeous human...
How will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about these things "
It's in his kiss
That's where it is |
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"Beautiful Oracle....
Is there someone out there thst would hold my hair back whilst I vomit my absolute total insides up???
Asking for a friend "
On my way.
Glass of water and back rubs also available.
Shhhh. Bring it up honey, that's right. Better out than in. |
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"Beautiful Oracle....
Is there someone out there thst would hold my hair back whilst I vomit my absolute total insides up???
Asking for a friend
On my way.
Glass of water and back rubs also available.
Shhhh. Bring it up honey, that's right. Better out than in. "
Gawd, I feel awful. Thank you beautiful one xxxx |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Jennie, you gorgeous human...
How will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about these things
It's in his kiss
That's where it is"
So I should hug him and squeeze him tight
To find out what I wanna know? |
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"Jennie, you gorgeous human...
How will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about these things
It's in his kiss
That's where it is
So I should hug him and squeeze him tight
To find out what I wanna know?"
If its love, if it really is... |
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Jennie/Oracle oh wise one....
I'm a firm believer that people who eat pears CANNOT be trusted. However, is there any rare occasions when this can be an mistake? Too judgemental? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Jennie, you gorgeous human...
How will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about these things
It's in his kiss
That's where it is
So I should hug him and squeeze him tight
To find out what I wanna know?
If its love, if it really is... "
Then he'll spaff all over my tits? |
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"Jennie, you gorgeous human...
How will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about these things
It's in his kiss
That's where it is
So I should hug him and squeeze him tight
To find out what I wanna know?
If its love, if it really is...
Then he'll spaff all over my tits?"
By George, she's got it |
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"Jennie/Oracle oh wise one....
I'm a firm believer that people who eat pears CANNOT be trusted. However, is there any rare occasions when this can be an mistake? Too judgemental?"
Who doesnt like a nice pair? |
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"Jennie/Oracle oh wise one....
I'm a firm believer that people who eat pears CANNOT be trusted. However, is there any rare occasions when this can be an mistake? Too judgemental?
Who doesnt like a nice pair? "
Report and Block. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Jennie, you gorgeous human...
How will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about these things
It's in his kiss
That's where it is
So I should hug him and squeeze him tight
To find out what I wanna know?
If its love, if it really is...
Then he'll spaff all over my tits?
By George, she's got it"
you really are so wise |
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"Jennie, you gorgeous human...
How will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about these things
It's in his kiss
That's where it is
So I should hug him and squeeze him tight
To find out what I wanna know?
If its love, if it really is...
Then he'll spaff all over my tits?
By George, she's got it
you really are so wise "
I know |
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