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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What silly things do you do? I'm talking about stuff you were told as a kid and still do..?
Like mine, I can sleep with my feet hanging out the end of the bed incase someone grabs them  |
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"What silly things do you do? I'm talking about stuff you were told as a kid and still do..?
Like mine, I can sleep with my feet hanging out the end of the bed incase someone grabs them "
Exactly, I cant do that either.  |
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By *arl828Man
over a year ago
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"What silly things do you do? I'm talking about stuff you were told as a kid and still do..?
Like mine, I can sleep with my feet hanging out the end of the bed incase someone grabs them "
HAHA I jump onto a bed with a large gap underneath it from about 2 foot away for the exact same reason lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But surely everyone knows there are tribes of evil miniature monkeys hiding under our beds and they wear red waistcoats and Moroccan hats and they just wait for any opportunity to hack off a dangling leg with a big shiny silver sword …
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But surely everyone knows there are tribes of evil miniature monkeys hiding under our beds and they wear red waistcoats and Moroccan hats and they just wait for any opportunity to hack off a dangling leg with a big shiny silver sword …
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Yaaaa - am I bovid - I got sock monkeys.  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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I always go out with clean pants on
Always put my knife and fork together
Never eat a bogey
Never cheek an elder - unless it's preceded with fuck off you silly old sod
Always admit to your farts
I'm sure there are plenty more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But surely everyone knows there are tribes of evil miniature monkeys hiding under our beds and they wear red waistcoats and Moroccan hats and they just wait for any opportunity to hack off a dangling leg with a big shiny silver sword …
Yaaaa - am I bovid - I got sock monkeys. "
Hey, I’m just putting it out there….. Its something that everyone should be aware of……   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I turn the light off down stair then run up the stairs as fast as i can incase someones following me in the dark 
He bleaches the sink and floors most days 'if the kitchen don't smell like bleach it ain't clean'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I eat tuna before I have an exam or interview or even on a hangover as my mum used to tell me its good for the brain ......think ive pursuaded myself it works! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And you know sometimes in old houses when you pull the plug after a bath and when the waters nearly drained out there’s that creepy suction sound happens …….eh!
Yeah, well thats a giant snake with massive teeth and it lives in the drain pipes and the only thing stopping it getting into the bathroom is the metal bit in the plug hole…,,,, so there!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't walk across three drains, terrible luck.
Oh my god I thought that was just me!! I look like a crazy person jumping over the last one. It's stuck with me since school. I'm 33 FFS! Lol x "
I can't even start walking on three, don't want to risk it. Two, that's fine but THREE?! No way. |
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"I can't walk across three drains, terrible luck.
Oh my god I thought that was just me!! I look like a crazy person jumping over the last one. It's stuck with me since school. I'm 33 FFS! Lol x
I can't even start walking on three, don't want to risk it. Two, that's fine but THREE?! No way. "
I like living dangerously. Lol x |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"And you know sometimes in old houses when you pull the plug after a bath and when the waters nearly drained out there’s that creepy suction sound happens …….eh!
Yeah, well thats a giant snake with massive teeth and it lives in the drain pipes and the only thing stopping it getting into the bathroom is the metal bit in the plug hole…,,,, so there!!! "
I was ok til I started reading this thread and now I am in the process of developing very odd phobias... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't walk across three drains, terrible luck.
Oh my god I thought that was just me!! I look like a crazy person jumping over the last one. It's stuck with me since school. I'm 33 FFS! Lol x
I can't even start walking on three, don't want to risk it. Two, that's fine but THREE?! No way.
I like living dangerously. Lol x "
You're off the chain!! |
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"And you know sometimes in old houses when you pull the plug after a bath and when the waters nearly drained out there’s that creepy suction sound happens …….eh!
Yeah, well thats a giant snake with massive teeth and it lives in the drain pipes and the only thing stopping it getting into the bathroom is the metal bit in the plug hole…,,,, so there!!! "
If these were the tales you were told as a child Soxy I'm beginning to understand the delightfully warped adult you became. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gotta make sure bedroom wardrobes are closed before I go to bed, never knew why I did that until recently when my brothers laughed when I mentioned it and said its cos they used to tell me there were ghosts in the cupboards when I was little lol |
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I was ok til I started reading this thread and now I am in the process of developing very odd phobias..."
Agree totally, gonna look under bed, not cross drains, check bread for holes, put holes in eggshells and use one door for entry and exit.
Jeez this place is full of strange people, ive had an education lol xxx
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"What silly things do you do? I'm talking about stuff you were told as a kid and still do..?
Like mine, I can sleep with my feet hanging out the end of the bed incase someone grabs them "
I do the same but in case crocodiles get me.
My parents told me they live under my bed !
Nice of them !  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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I was ok til I started reading this thread and now I am in the process of developing very odd phobias...
Agree totally, gonna look under bed, not cross drains, check bread for holes, put holes in eggshells and use one door for entry and exit.
Jeez this place is full of strange people, ive had an education lol xxx
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Phew, that's a few more witches won't be using eggshells for boats to cross the Mersey then |
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I was ok til I started reading this thread and now I am in the process of developing very odd phobias...
Agree totally, gonna look under bed, not cross drains, check bread for holes, put holes in eggshells and use one door for entry and exit.
Jeez this place is full of strange people, ive had an education lol xxx
Phew, that's a few more witches won't be using eggshells for boats to cross the Mersey then "
will go down there tomorrow and check, as will I check under my bed tonight before bed, check wardrobes and check for holes in bread.
any more??????
Bring it on  |
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