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Secret service, fancy a mate, want to fuck?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You lot get it, but for those unfortunate souls who haven't been here before.. Send someone who has their posties shorts on a message for someone else in the thread.
Whether you want to compliment someone, fancy someone or simple want a quick shag behind the bushes - send them on and we'll see what we can do!
I might need to help here guys as most men are blocked from messaging us 
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"Incoming message for Rex from a gorgeous friend…
She says could I please reiterate to Rex that I do not condone him meeting me with a used condom still flapping on the end of his dick.
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It wasn’t mine, I was ‘holding’ it for a friend  |
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"Incoming message for Rex from a gorgeous friend…
She says could I please reiterate to Rex that I do not condone him meeting me with a used condom still flapping on the end of his dick.
It wasn’t mine, I was ‘holding’ it for a friend "
That’s what they all say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for jack4747 from a very sexy lady...
"Can you tell him we need to see all of those tattoos""
Pleases reply tattoos are visible on my profile for 5 minutes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em? "
Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that  . Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover
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"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?
Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that . Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover
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Oh god… I want to see that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I get it? 
Send you message to someone else (not the recipient and they'll post it anonymously on your behalf)"
oh right!!
Got it lol, thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh my god... Tallandathletic, you've got your weekend sorted with this hot hot forum user. I'm incredibly jealous!
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I’m ready to be strapped to the table Sir…. |
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"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?
Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that . Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover
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Oh god… I want to see that "
Just talk about me like I’m not here why don’t you |
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"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?
Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that . Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover
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Oh god… I want to see that
Just talk about me like I’m not here why don’t you "
Always  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incoming message for DemiDemi from a gorgeous gent…
What can I say? I'm just a sucker with low self esteem!
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Haha I thought this said a sucker FOR low self esteem.. how do you know me so well  |
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"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?
Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that . Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover
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Oh god… I want to see that
Just talk about me like I’m not here why don’t you
Always "
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"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?
Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that . Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my god... Tallandathletic, you've got your weekend sorted with this hot hot forum user. I'm incredibly jealous!
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I’m ready to be strapped to the table Sir…. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for the OP from a handsome gent..
“Jeg elsker å sitte rundt et bål og snakke om hjemmet”
I hope it’s not rude "
I shall translate : I’d like to get some Jäegermeister and pour it over your head and dance around the living room to Abba |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message for the OP from a handsome gent..
“Jeg elsker å sitte rundt et bål og snakke om hjemmet”
I hope it’s not rude "
He said he wants to fuck me next to an open fire and then take me home. Yeah, OK then
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for the OP from a handsome gent..
“Jeg elsker å sitte rundt et bål og snakke om hjemmet”
I hope it’s not rude I shall translate : I’d like to get some Jäegermeister and pour it over your head and dance around the living room to Abba "
He translated it for me and you were spot on  |
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"A hunky gent has asked me to tell the pleasant and bland lady I’d love her to know her boobs are majestic and could I do the wax on wax off lol"
Oooh majestic, what a compliment.
You may do the wax on wax off if you bring a hot friend with equally majestic breasts for Roger to do it to too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for the OP from a handsome gent..
“Jeg elsker å sitte rundt et bål og snakke om hjemmet”
I hope it’s not rude I shall translate : I’d like to get some Jäegermeister and pour it over your head and dance around the living room to Abba
He translated it for me and you were spot on see ! And thank you for backing up my ultra fine translatory skills .‘I’m great at Fife too "
That was a low blow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For behind their eyes ! This Scandinavian gentlemen and Abba fanatic …
That I think they’re a fantastic couple. Great pics and tinder looks fantastic x
Thanks xx |
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"A message for Mr Sprout from a delicious lady
Since you decided to declare it Facepic Friday on Wednesday this week I’ve had a pile of requests
Dickhead… but still a funny dickhead "
Yes I’m a dickhead  but it is Friday now so start filling those requests |
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"You lot get it, but for those unfortunate souls who haven't been here before.. Send someone who has their posties shorts on a message for someone else in the thread.
Whether you want to compliment someone, fancy someone or simple want a quick shag behind the bushes - send them on and we'll see what we can do!
I might need to help here guys as most men are blocked from messaging us
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I’d like to think I’m not one of most men. But I’ll forgive you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only 3 hours late but I have a message for Tallandathletic from a very lovely lady!
Can you please tell TallandAthletic, I may be a shortarse and very lazy, but opposites attract apparently"
Thank you very much |
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