Who did it?

By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

My guess is that it was Miss Scarlet, in the library, with the dildo.

By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

In the words of Shaggy

It wasn’t me

By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Was me!

Sorry, ruined your thread now by revealing the mystery.

By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Older boys did it and ran away.

Works every time.

By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

It was the pussy, the pussy did it.

By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

It’s usually me.

Even when it’s not me. It somehow ends up being me.

I get into trouble a lot

By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

I can well believe it, you little minx.

By *reative-mindMan over a year ago

Exeter

In the words of Di Niro:

Don't Rat On You're Friends & Keep You're Mouth Shut