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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.
The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.
Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news |
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"Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.
The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.
Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news"
Not many people would need advising to stay indoors knowing there was a bloody great lion on the loose.
I don’t think these German police types are ahead of the curve here! |
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"Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.
The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.
Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news"
He's joining the other lions for Pride, Tom. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Still no updates on finding the lion but all circuses and zoos are saying no lion has escaped but disturbingly it appears that it could have been a pet. Apparently the Germans are high on the list of keeping erotic animals as pets ...
Hopefully they will get the bugger soon before it enters a school playground |
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"Still no updates on finding the lion but all circuses and zoos are saying no lion has escaped but disturbingly it appears that it could have been a pet. Apparently the Germans are high on the list of keeping erotic animals as pets ...
Hopefully they will get the bugger soon before it enters a school playground "
Erotic..???  |
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"Still no updates on finding the lion but all circuses and zoos are saying no lion has escaped but disturbingly it appears that it could have been a pet. Apparently the Germans are high on the list of keeping erotic animals as pets ...
Hopefully they will get the bugger soon before it enters a school playground
Erotic..??? "
Miaoww.. 
Poor thing will be neurotic if it's on social media with everyone talking about it.. |
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"Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.
The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.
Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news
He's joining the other lions for Pride, Tom."
Reckon he’s the mane man, Ricky. |
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"Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.
The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.
Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news
He's joining the other lions for Pride, Tom.
Reckon he’s the mane man, Ricky."
He didn't plan this. He just did it on a whimoweh. |
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"Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.
The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.
Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news
He's joining the other lions for Pride, Tom.
Reckon he’s the mane man, Ricky.
He didn't plan this. He just did it on a whimoweh."
My life is complete! Ricky has triumphed again!  |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"Has it eaten anyone yet?
Sky reports that a man with two Dachshunds is worried for them. He said (in German) "they are perfect lion food"
Would be the wurst thing for them I reckon..
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The whole thing could turn really sauer. |
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"Has it eaten anyone yet?
Sky reports that a man with two Dachshunds is worried for them. He said (in German) "they are perfect lion food"
Would be the wurst thing for them I reckon..
The whole thing could turn really sauer."
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
This Lion has so far eluded the German Police and the lion will be getting hungrier by the hour and getting more and more dangerous. Is it time to send in the army or possibly the local mayor to raise a posse of armed vigilantes |
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A bloke walked into a bar with a giraffe. It hit it's head on the door and collapsed in a heap. The barman said "you can't leave that lying there"!
"It's not a Lyon" said the bloke,"it's a giraffe". |
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