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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1. Squirting is just wee
2. VWE starts at 7 inches
3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.
What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"1. Squirting is just wee
2. VWE starts at 7 inches
3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.
What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters? "
1. Partial wee
2. 7 inch is just WE. 8+ is VWE
3. That is correct |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Squirting is just wee
2. VWE starts at 7 inches
3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.
What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters? "
I thought it was marry.
I'm still here holding out for my proposal  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. Squirting is just wee
2. VWE starts at 7 inches
3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.
What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?
I thought it was marry.
I'm still here holding out for my proposal "
Ahhh haha : Shag? 
(Thank Gawd you finally posted I was waiting AGES after CustardChuckers post!!!) |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"1. Squirting is just wee
2. VWE starts at 7 inches
3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.
What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?
1. Partial wee
2. 7 inch is just WE. 8+ is VWE
3. That is correct "
8 is a statistical anomaly. Going to have to refer this to the weights and measures people to get it settled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Squirting is just wee
2. VWE starts at 7 inches
3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.
What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?
I thought it was marry.
I'm still here holding out for my proposal
Ahhh haha : Shag?
(Thank Gawd you finally posted I was waiting AGES after CustardChuckers post!!!) "
Potentially shag yes. I can't make promises |
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"1. Squirting is just wee
2. VWE starts at 7 inches
3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.
What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?
1. Partial wee
2. 7 inch is just WE. 8+ is VWE
3. That is correct "
2 out of 3 means not everyone agrees  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.
It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.
Everyone knows that."
Only if you're male.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Chilli Doritos are far superior to Cheesy Doritos.
For every random woman posting a status saying “site supporter pass runs out soon, might leave” there will be at least 10 simps offering to pay |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Chilli Doritos are far superior to Cheesy Doritos.
For every random woman posting a status saying “site supporter pass runs out soon, might leave” there will be at least 10 simps offering to pay "
I really, really want to test that theory. I don't reckon I'd get 10. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any thread mentioning esc*rts will quickly be full of shit car puns.
Any thread mentioning viagra will quickly be full of shit puns about things being hard or stiff |
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
London | Belfast |
Disagree. Some people have roommates, some older people have nosey neighbours. Others just have a preference.
Those just mix in with all the people who cheat, but you're just assuming things |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Chilli Doritos are far superior to Cheesy Doritos.
For every random woman posting a status saying “site supporter pass runs out soon, might leave” there will be at least 10 simps offering to pay
I really, really want to test that theory. I don't reckon I'd get 10."
The 10 will fluctuate but odds are you would get at least 1. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Chilli Doritos are far superior to Cheesy Doritos.
For every random woman posting a status saying “site supporter pass runs out soon, might leave” there will be at least 10 simps offering to pay
I really, really want to test that theory. I don't reckon I'd get 10.
The 10 will fluctuate but odds are you would get at least 1."
How long does the experiment need to run for? Gimme 24 hours I reckon 1. Maybe 2. 4 if I upload boobs.
I'll totally get told off if I do that though  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Think we can all agree that NotSoPosh is a stunningly sexy woman, with amazing curves, gorgeous tits and cleavage and incredibly kissable lips, right?"
Jesus no.
She's an old, fat weirdo with a dodgy sense of humour. |
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"Married and cheating only applies if you’re a 7 and below. Anything above then it’s a swinging site innit "
I thought the cheating effect only happened if youre male. If you have a vagina i thought you got a pass? Ill have to re read the rule book... Or are they laws...? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Disagree. Some people have roommates, some older people have nosey neighbours. Others just have a preference.
Those just mix in with all the people who cheat, but you're just assuming things"
But that’s kind of the point of the thread .. indisputable facts that *actually* are disputable..   |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Think we can all agree that NotSoPosh is a stunningly sexy woman, with amazing curves, gorgeous tits and cleavage and incredibly kissable lips, right?
Jesus no.
She's an old, fat weirdo with a dodgy sense of humour."
Bullshit! Your humour is not dodgy. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Think we can all agree that NotSoPosh is a stunningly sexy woman, with amazing curves, gorgeous tits and cleavage and incredibly kissable lips, right?
Jesus no.
She's an old, fat weirdo with a dodgy sense of humour.
Bullshit! Your humour is not dodgy. "
Or yours is equally dodgy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another universal truth: Every woman thinks she's amazing at BJs, and they almost all tell you they can deepthroat, but as soon as they gag, it's over and they withdraw.  "
I agree that women think they’re better at blowjobs than they are mostly because men pretend to enjoy them or exaggerate their enjoyment. |
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"Any thread mentioning esc*rts will quickly be full of shit car puns.
Any thread mentioning viagra will quickly be full of shit puns about things being hard or stiff"
Not true. Some of them will actually be good puns. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any thread mentioning esc*rts will quickly be full of shit car puns.
Any thread mentioning viagra will quickly be full of shit puns about things being hard or stiff
Not true. Some of them will actually be good puns."
They are recycled and awful puns |
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"Think we can all agree that NotSoPosh is a stunningly sexy woman, with amazing curves, gorgeous tits and cleavage and incredibly kissable lips, right?
Jesus no.
She's an old, fat weirdo with a dodgy sense of humour.
Bullshit! Your humour is not dodgy.
Or yours is equally dodgy..."
Well if mine is also equally dodgy, we're almost heading towards an agreement 
As for old and fat ... you're younger than me, and I would descibe you as deliciously curvy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any thread mentioning esc*rts will quickly be full of shit car puns.
Any thread mentioning viagra will quickly be full of shit puns about things being hard or stiff"
Any thread about BBC will have jokes about license fees and ITV |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"1. Squirting is just wee
2. VWE starts at 7 inches
3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.
What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?
1. Partial wee
2. 7 inch is just WE. 8+ is VWE
3. That is correct
2 out of 3 means not everyone agrees "
95% of stats quoted on the internet are made up. |
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"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.
It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.
Everyone knows that."
Currently in a shared house, the housemates wouldn't appreciate an 8 person gangbang spread across the living room. |
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"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.
It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.
Everyone knows that.
Currently in a shared house, the housemates wouldn't appreciate an 8 person gangbang spread across the living room. "
Have you asked them? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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2. Women are perverts
#notallwomen.
Some of us are sweet n innocent 
Says the woman who regularly asks men to post videos of them twirling their Penis around. "
To be fair... that's possibly the one thing I don't think I've ever actually asked for... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you’re a woman that doesn’t reply to a message within 30 seconds/reply with a polite no, then you’re a stuck up bitch and they didn’t want to meet anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you’re a woman that doesn’t reply to a message within 30 seconds/reply with a polite no, then you’re a stuck up bitch and they didn’t want to meet anyway "
Agreed. |
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"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.
It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.
Everyone knows that.
Currently in a shared house, the housemates wouldn't appreciate an 8 person gangbang spread across the living room.
Have you asked them?"
2 are up for it, the other 4 are a hard no. |
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"If you’re a woman that doesn’t reply to a message within 30 seconds/reply with a polite no, then you’re a stuck up bitch and they didn’t want to meet anyway "
Oh and don't forget the "you're fat and ugly anyway" ?? |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.
It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.
Everyone knows that.
Currently in a shared house, the housemates wouldn't appreciate an 8 person gangbang spread across the living room. "
Have you asked them? They might be very happy to accommodate it |
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"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.
It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.
Everyone knows that.
Currently in a shared house, the housemates wouldn't appreciate an 8 person gangbang spread across the living room.
Have you asked them? They might be very happy to accommodate it "
The 2 that are OK are crazy AF, the 4 against are seriously a hard no for anything fun. Give them a choice they would eat porridge every meal and only watch a b&w TV. |
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"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.
It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.
Everyone knows that."
Oh shit, no way, I'm cheating, he's cheating, we're both cheating together.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.
It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.
Everyone knows that.
Oh shit, no way, I'm cheating, he's cheating, we're both cheating together.
Mrs "
I knew it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Squirting is just wee
2. VWE starts at 7 inches
3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.
What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters? "
Depends on a squirt or a gush or a tsunami lol |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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2. Women are perverts
#notallwomen.
Some of us are sweet n innocent
*Raises hand*
To being a 'pervert' I presume
Ahem! Sweet n innocent. My face says so "
Errrrm. We've met at the manc social, remember?  |
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2. Women are perverts
#notallwomen.
Some of us are sweet n innocent
*Raises hand*
To being a 'pervert' I presume
Ahem! Sweet n innocent. My face says so
Errrrm. We've met at the manc social, remember? "
Then you'll remember my innocent face |
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Toms posts will always contain at least one of the following
1. Tom is no fan of…..
2. Which is a place near ….. and mostly famous for …..
3. Vicious buggers
4. Poisonous buggers
5. Not you again
6. What’s going on here folks
7. It’s all over the news
It’s like a fan bingo card |
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"Toms posts will always contain at least one of the following
1. Tom is no fan of…..
2. Which is a place near ….. and mostly famous for …..
3. Vicious buggers
4. Poisonous buggers
5. Not you again
6. What’s going on here folks
7. It’s all over the news
It’s like a fan bingo card "
No. 5 is reserved only for me  |
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"Toms posts will always contain at least one of the following
1. Tom is no fan of…..
2. Which is a place near ….. and mostly famous for …..
3. Vicious buggers
4. Poisonous buggers
5. Not you again
6. What’s going on here folks
7. It’s all over the news
It’s like a fan bingo card
No. 5 is reserved only for me "
. Are you a vicious bugger or poisonous bugger |
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"Toms posts will always contain at least one of the following
1. Tom is no fan of…..
2. Which is a place near ….. and mostly famous for …..
3. Vicious buggers
4. Poisonous buggers
5. Not you again
6. What’s going on here folks
7. It’s all over the news
It’s like a fan bingo card
No. 5 is reserved only for me . Are you a vicious bugger or poisonous bugger "
Tom is no fan of......
Vicious, probably  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Squirting is just wee
2. VWE starts at 7 inches
3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.
What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters? "
1) It’s not just wee, it can’t be
2) depends on girth
Pout |
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
London | Belfast |
"1. Squirting is just wee
2. VWE starts at 7 inches
3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.
What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?
1) It’s not just wee, it can’t be
2) depends on girth
Pout"
Squirt is wee though, not fully but it comes from the bladder, too. It's mixed with other fluids and that's why it's not the same colour.
I mean, just hve a girl squirt all over your sheets and wait a few hours, and it will smell like someone pissed on the bed. And that's for a reason. |
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"Women who complain about too many messages will never block single guys
I’ve had them blocked for a good 4 days now I feel lighter. "
Tempted to block singles, but occasionally a real hottie pops up. It's worth a sea of easily ignorable silhouettes to find a nugget of hunky manliness to perve over. If we reply to you, we actually want you x |
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
London | Belfast |
"Women who complain about too many messages will never block single guys
I’ve had them blocked for a good 4 days now I feel lighter.
Tempted to block singles, but occasionally a real hottie pops up. It's worth a sea of easily ignorable silhouettes to find a nugget of hunky manliness to perve over. If we reply to you, we actually want you x"
Reply doesn't mean much. Many women actually fuck about still. Get a good amount of replies that never go anywhere. |
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