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How shall I kill this bastard mosquito?
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1. With fire.
2. Nuke it from space.
3. Take its family hostage, burn its villages, and salt its crops.
4. Suck its blood.
5. Taunt it.
6. Complain about it on TikTok with an excellent background track.
7. Other (please specify). |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"1. With fire.
2. Nuke it from space.
3. Take its family hostage, burn its villages, and salt its crops.
4. Suck its blood.
5. Taunt it.
6. Complain about it on TikTok with an excellent background track.
7. Other (please specify)."
6. And post the video on here too I'm not on TikTok. |
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"1. With fire.
2. Nuke it from space.
3. Take its family hostage, burn its villages, and salt its crops.
4. Suck its blood.
5. Taunt it.
6. Complain about it on TikTok with an excellent background track.
7. Other (please specify).
6. And post the video on here too I'm not on TikTok."
(Psst...I'm not on TikTok either. I'm much too old.) |
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"Catch it with chopsticks and then taunt it before finding a cobweb to leave it in for a spider to feast on later
If I had those kind of manual skills, I'd be drowning in Fab offers.  "
I'd offer to train you but the waiting list is about 30 years and I'm not planning on seeing that out  |
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"As a kid of the 80s, my first thought is that you have a problem, and no one else can solve it, then you need the A Team.
They'll nail that little critter in no time  "
Do you think Mr T would get on a plane for me, though? |
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"Catch it with chopsticks and then taunt it before finding a cobweb to leave it in for a spider to feast on later
If I had those kind of manual skills, I'd be drowning in Fab offers. "
The girls like chopstick skills?  |
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"Just burn down your house, plus a 2 mile exclusion zone and move to the middle of the Pacific, where there will be no mozzies. It's the only way."
I like this...but if it doesn't work, my dessicated castaway ghost will haunt you. |
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"How shall I kill this bastard mosquito?
Squash it like it's made of balsa
Maybe I'll hit it with tasty burrito
It could make quite a nice salsa"
Led Zep's Japanese B-sides deserve their own Remastered series. |
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3. Take its family hostage, burn its villages, and salt its crops.
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3 has consequences
My name is Culiseta Annulata. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Anopheles Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Malaria. Father to a murdered mosquito. Husband to a murdered mosquito. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.
J |
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3. Take its family hostage, burn its villages, and salt its crops.
3 has consequences
My name is Culiseta Annulata. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Anopheles Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Malaria. Father to a murdered mosquito. Husband to a murdered mosquito. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.
J"
This is outstanding work!  |
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