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over a year ago
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"Any suggestions on how to go about this site? I'm finding it good, however I think I'm doing something wrong as I have literally no messages ever ……"
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"Any suggestions on how to go about this site? I'm finding it good, however I think I'm doing something wrong as I have literally no messages ever lol. Any advice would be cool. Thanks"
If you learn the secret please let all us men know...
I'd say to you get out to organised socials and clubs....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I don't know. I mean, your pictures tell us you have a penis. And there's almost two whole lines of text on your profile. Why your inbox isn't packed I simply don't understand."
Is your box. I mean inbox, packed? As you put it  |
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"I agree, I have just uploaded some pics though I need to take more as its not something I take often.
Il do more in my bio shortly. I'm doing what I can lol"
You've been on over a year Op, you must have learnt something by now. And realised fab is all about what you make it.....your profile is your shop window so to speak  |
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over a year ago
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"I agree, I have just uploaded some pics though I need to take more as its not something I take often.
Il do more in my bio shortly. I'm doing what I can lol"
Be you mate, don't waste your energy on what others think. You'll be reet  |
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over a year ago
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"I agree, I have just uploaded some pics though I need to take more as its not something I take often.
Il do more in my bio shortly. I'm doing what I can lol"
 that hellalotta dick for one profile with 4 images!
Wish I didn't look. But I did. Curiosity got the better of me.
The ladies don't dig alotta dig. Lilith digs NONE at all. She may as well live in a nunnery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see the problem, you're male.
I agree though not much i can do about it"
Well there's always options.
Nah you look alright actually. Just be yourself, they will come. |
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By *obbocov OP Man
over a year ago
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"I agree, I have just uploaded some pics though I need to take more as its not something I take often.
Il do more in my bio shortly. I'm doing what I can lol
You've been on over a year Op, you must have learnt something by now. And realised fab is all about what you make it.....your profile is your shop window so to speak "
I set up the account ages ago as a friend kept raving about it but never really have it a chance so bare with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I don't know. I mean, your pictures tell us you have a penis. And there's almost two whole lines of text on your profile. Why your inbox isn't packed I simply don't understand."
This is argumentative I know,…..
But ask most guys in this forum if it would make ANY difference if we changed our profiles to just one line, and had zero pictures. I reckon the amount of messages I’d receive outside these forums would stay the same.
Just my opinion
But I also see your point above.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeez. I don't actually do too badly with messages. I mean Steve from Hartlepool was nice. And dave from Portsmouth was cool. But Derek, Derek ruined it all. Just dick pick after dick pick in my box. |
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By *obbocov OP Man
over a year ago
Coventry |
"I agree, I have just uploaded some pics though I need to take more as its not something I take often.
Il do more in my bio shortly. I'm doing what I can lol
that hellalotta dick for one profile with 4 images!
Wish I didn't look. But I did. Curiosity got the better of me.
The ladies don't dig alotta dig. Lilith digs NONE at all. She may as well live in a nunnery."
I only just uploaded them and have normal pictures of me in the friends section. I'm guessing that's how it works right? As I only had face pics before so I clearly didn't have a clue lol still don't tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mate they've all seen a dick before. They'll scroll straight past. And if they look at 2 lines on a profile then click imagines and bam bam bam dick Central in their faces they aren't going to message you...
I don't know why I'm offering advice. They don't message me. But I know from the whole "single men find it hard here threads" they don't like dick picks. Unless they ask.
Keep your eyes and ears open and listen to what they say. |
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"Oh I don't know. I mean, your pictures tell us you have a penis. And there's almost two whole lines of text on your profile. Why your inbox isn't packed I simply don't understand.
Is your box. I mean inbox, packed? As you put it "
After uploading a wiggle Wednesday video, my inbox is fuller than I like it  |
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"Jeez. I don't actually do too badly with messages. I mean Steve from Hartlepool was nice. And dave from Portsmouth was cool. But Derek, Derek ruined it all. Just dick pick after dick pick in my box."
Derek does like his dik pics, wait until Bournemouth Barry lands in your inbox with his gapping arsehole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I don't know. I mean, your pictures tell us you have a penis. And there's almost two whole lines of text on your profile. Why your inbox isn't packed I simply don't understand.
Is your box. I mean inbox, packed? As you put it
After uploading a wiggle Wednesday video, my inbox is fuller than I like it "
I've seen it. I added you to my hotlist hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez. I don't actually do too badly with messages. I mean Steve from Hartlepool was nice. And dave from Portsmouth was cool. But Derek, Derek ruined it all. Just dick pick after dick pick in my box.
Derek does like his dik pics, wait until Bournemouth Barry lands in your inbox with his gapping arsehole "
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By *obbocov OP Man
over a year ago
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"You've been here at least 4 years, thought you'd of sussed it by now.
A decent profile is always a good place to start I find."
I made this account years ago but never used it. Just wanting to see its potential now and figured this was a way to start.
Il add ore to my profile just don't find it that user friendly and need pics and that I guess |
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By *obbocov OP Man
over a year ago
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"Mate they've all seen a dick before. They'll scroll straight past. And if they look at 2 lines on a profile then click imagines and bam bam bam dick Central in their faces they aren't going to message you...
I don't know why I'm offering advice. They don't message me. But I know from the whole "single men find it hard here threads" they don't like dick picks. Unless they ask.
Keep your eyes and ears open and listen to what they say. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a single male, so I say this without judgement, but single men on here expect the impossible. Just do a simple search and you’ll see that men outnumber women/couples many, many times over. It’s simple maths that there’s lots of competition.
Add into that that many couples are looking for other couples - also seem to be many couples wanting to explore the lady’s bi side - and the odds get worse.
I was guilty of this myself the first time I was on here, but there’s an expectation that it’s going to be easy to arrange meeting women. That’s not the case in “real” life and it’s much the same in “fab” life.
My only advice is, as has been said many times and I think it’s true - try and be interesting in your profile and especially when sending messages. Women have worked out - probably correctly - that lack of effort in approaching someone is not a great indication of excitement in the bedroom. Again real life and Fab life coincide. |
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By *obbocov OP Man
over a year ago
Coventry |
"Oh I don't know. I mean, your pictures tell us you have a penis. And there's almost two whole lines of text on your profile. Why your inbox isn't packed I simply don't understand.
Is your box. I mean inbox, packed? As you put it
After uploading a wiggle Wednesday video, my inbox is fuller than I like it "
What is a wiggle Wednesday video and where do you post that sort of stuff. On the forums or on your profile? Il figure it all out tho |
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By *obbocov OP Man
over a year ago
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"Op , may I suggest you just ignore 90% of the females, post what pictures you like, write what you like and just be you. "
Okay that sounds straight up I guess. Il see what happens and put some work into it. Thanks |
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"Oh I don't know. I mean, your pictures tell us you have a penis. And there's almost two whole lines of text on your profile. Why your inbox isn't packed I simply don't understand.
Is your box. I mean inbox, packed? As you put it
After uploading a wiggle Wednesday video, my inbox is fuller than I like it
What is a wiggle Wednesday video and where do you post that sort of stuff. On the forums or on your profile? Il figure it all out tho "
It's thigh Thursday tomorrow so upload a picture of your thighs, make it your profile photo (avatar) then go onto the thigh Thursday thread and say in. |
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By *obbocov OP Man
over a year ago
Coventry |
"Oh I don't know. I mean, your pictures tell us you have a penis. And there's almost two whole lines of text on your profile. Why your inbox isn't packed I simply don't understand.
Is your box. I mean inbox, packed? As you put it
After uploading a wiggle Wednesday video, my inbox is fuller than I like it
What is a wiggle Wednesday video and where do you post that sort of stuff. On the forums or on your profile? Il figure it all out tho
It's thigh Thursday tomorrow so upload a picture of your thighs, make it your profile photo (avatar) then go onto the thigh Thursday thread and say in. "
Haha il give it a go. Dunno what a thigh is going to do tho lol. Could I put a pic of my baby cow instead (calf) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
Respect mah authoritah
I thought his username was Robocop  "
Oh yeah my default was southpark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%. 
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m a single male, ……..Women have worked out - probably correctly - that lack of effort in approaching someone is not a great indication of excitement in the bedroom. …… "
Yes. They (women) are correct……
*so when are some men going to see the lack of effort from women isn’t worth chasing after…..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Op , may I suggest you just ignore 90% of the females, post what pictures you like, write what you like and just be you.
Okay that sounds straight up I guess. Il see what happens and put some work into it. Thanks"
She’s right. You wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch other fish so don’t listen to women telling you how to pull. |
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"Oh I don't know. I mean, your pictures tell us you have a penis. And there's almost two whole lines of text on your profile. Why your inbox isn't packed I simply don't understand.
Is your box. I mean inbox, packed? As you put it
After uploading a wiggle Wednesday video, my inbox is fuller than I like it
What is a wiggle Wednesday video and where do you post that sort of stuff. On the forums or on your profile? Il figure it all out tho
It's thigh Thursday tomorrow so upload a picture of your thighs, make it your profile photo (avatar) then go onto the thigh Thursday thread and say in.
Haha il give it a go. Dunno what a thigh is going to do tho lol. Could I put a pic of my baby cow instead (calf) "
It's not up to me I don't make the rules it's your choice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
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Hey, your inner incel is showing pet |
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"Any suggestions on how to go about this site? I'm finding it good, however I think I'm doing something wrong as I have literally no messages ever lol. Any advice would be cool. Thanks"
It’s a swingers, not a sex site. Swingers are not raving sex maniacs willing to have sex with anyone.
In a nutshell though to help figure the site out, it’s for swingers, not insta shag.
If you’re after quick one night stands you’ll be better off on Tinder et àl. |
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
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Not bitter at all there then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op , may I suggest you just ignore 90% of the females, post what pictures you like, write what you like and just be you.
Okay that sounds straight up I guess. Il see what happens and put some work into it. Thanks
She’s right. You wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch other fish so don’t listen to women telling you how to pull."
*Woody rips up notes…. |
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By *obbocov OP Man
over a year ago
Coventry |
"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
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Best advice yet. Thanks bro |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Op , may I suggest you just ignore 90% of the females, post what pictures you like, write what you like and just be you.
Okay that sounds straight up I guess. Il see what happens and put some work into it. Thanks
She’s right. You wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch other fish so don’t listen to women telling you how to pull."
And how much sex are the men getting that are giving all the advice?? I'd hazard a guess. |
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"Op , may I suggest you just ignore 90% of the females, post what pictures you like, write what you like and just be you.
Okay that sounds straight up I guess. Il see what happens and put some work into it. Thanks
She’s right. You wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch other fish so don’t listen to women telling you how to pull.
And how much sex are the men getting that are giving all the advice?? I'd hazard a guess. "
More than we let on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not bitter at all there then "
No, not at all.
Facts are facts, emotion has nothing to do with it and what I posted above is easily reflected throughout this website; average women disproportionately expecting top-class men, and men embarrassingly lowering their standards for a sniff of attention.
But it is what it is, so we either work with it, enjoy other aspects of the site, or move on -- for men, it's way easier to get laid on standard websites. |
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"Op , may I suggest you just ignore 90% of the females, post what pictures you like, write what you like and just be you.
Okay that sounds straight up I guess. Il see what happens and put some work into it. Thanks
She’s right. You wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch other fish so don’t listen to women telling you how to pull.
And how much sex are the men getting that are giving all the advice?? I'd hazard a guess. "
8? Is the answer 8? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Op , may I suggest you just ignore 90% of the females, post what pictures you like, write what you like and just be you.
Okay that sounds straight up I guess. Il see what happens and put some work into it. Thanks
She’s right. You wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch other fish so don’t listen to women telling you how to pull.
And how much sex are the men getting that are giving all the advice?? I'd hazard a guess.
More than we let on "
I'm sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
Not bitter at all there then "
Meh, true though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op , may I suggest you just ignore 90% of the females, post what pictures you like, write what you like and just be you.
Okay that sounds straight up I guess. Il see what happens and put some work into it. Thanks
She’s right. You wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch other fish so don’t listen to women telling you how to pull.
And how much sex are the men getting that are giving all the advice?? I'd hazard a guess.
More than we let on
I'm sure"
I'm not getting into a dick measuring comp with you. Yours is rubber! |
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"Not bitter at all there then No, not at all.
Facts are facts, emotion has nothing to do with it and what I posted above is easily reflected throughout this website; average women disproportionately expecting top-class men, and men embarrassingly lowering their standards for a sniff of attention.
But it is what it is, so we either work with it, enjoy other aspects of the site, or move on -- for men, it's way easier to get laid on standard websites."
What the fuck is an average woman? |
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
Hey, your inner incel is showing pet "
Inner? INNER?! the incel is strong with this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not bitter at all there then No, not at all.
Facts are facts, emotion has nothing to do with it and what I posted above is easily reflected throughout this website; average women disproportionately expecting top-class men, and men embarrassingly lowering their standards for a sniff of attention.
But it is what it is, so we either work with it, enjoy other aspects of the site, or move on -- for men, it's way easier to get laid on standard websites.
What the fuck is an average woman? "
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Dear OP, it's not easy for men. These threads come up often and the same suggestions apply: engage and participate on the fora and put your name down for some of the Fab organised socials.
You haven't asked for profile advice and I'm not allowed to critique your profile but revisit it and update it accordingly.
I hope it all works out, good luck.  |
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"Any suggestions on how to go about this site? I'm finding it good, however I think I'm doing something wrong as I have literally no messages ever lol. Any advice would be cool. Thanks"
Wank over the pics on the profiles and don't bother messaging anyone. Perhaps use the clubs forum to see what events are on so you can go wank over people who will glare at you.
The 300 women are mostly just on here for an ego boost (not meeting) and the 3 million men are desperate and will fuck a damp loaf. |
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"Not bitter at all there then No, not at all.
Facts are facts, emotion has nothing to do with it and what I posted above is easily reflected throughout this website; average women disproportionately expecting top-class men, and men embarrassingly lowering their standards for a sniff of attention.
But it is what it is, so we either work with it, enjoy other aspects of the site, or move on -- for men, it's way easier to get laid on standard websites.
What the fuck is an average woman?
Helloo"
Ahhh, ok |
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
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"What the fuck is an average woman? "
In the context of my post; mediocre, bog standard, nothing special, run of the mill, nothing exceptional.
The kind of woman we might not notice if we pass her in the street, but will still hold a lot of power in here.
In their defence, this is because men on here repeatedly lower their standards for a chance of getting their dicks wet. |
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"What the fuck is an average woman?
In the context of my post; mediocre, bog standard, nothing special, run of the mill, nothing exceptional.
The kind of woman we might not notice if we pass her in the street, but will still hold a lot of power in here.
In their defence, this is because men on here repeatedly lower their standards for a chance of getting their dicks wet."
If they messaged all the hot ones and got no replies, what else can they do? |
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"What the fuck is an average woman?
In the context of my post; mediocre, bog standard, nothing special, run of the mill, nothing exceptional.
The kind of woman we might not notice if we pass her in the street, but will still hold a lot of power in here.
In their defence, this is because men on here repeatedly lower their standards for a chance of getting their dicks wet."
And this is why I love fab, I get the hot guys!!! |
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
Not bitter at all there then
Meh, true though."
If you wanna think to much about it, it's such a subjective thing though innit. And ppl can actually find the sex thing from off fab |
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
Not bitter at all there then
Meh, true though.
If you wanna think to much about it, it's such a subjective thing though innit. And ppl can actually find the sex thing from off fab "
Without lowering there standards, just to get there dick wet or cunt filled |
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"Any suggestions on how to go about this site? I'm finding it good, however I think I'm doing something wrong as I have literally no messages ever lol. Any advice would be cool. Thanks"
Yeah simple use the f.. search button! |
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
Not bitter at all there then
Meh, true though.
If you wanna think to much about it, it's such a subjective thing though innit. And ppl can actually find the sex thing from off fab
Without lowering there standards, just to get there dick wet or cunt filled
But you can't deny women have the upper hand on here. I mean, I'm not complaining."
Only if the men rely on fab alone and only base there meets from fab alone, don't access the possibilities that fab offers |
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
Not bitter at all there then
Meh, true though.
If you wanna think to much about it, it's such a subjective thing though innit. And ppl can actually find the sex thing from off fab
Without lowering there standards, just to get there dick wet or cunt filled
But you can't deny women have the upper hand on here. I mean, I'm not complaining.
Only if the men rely on fab alone and only base there meets from fab alone, don't access the possibilities that fab offers "
Which is about 95% of men |
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
Not bitter at all there then
Meh, true though.
If you wanna think to much about it, it's such a subjective thing though innit. And ppl can actually find the sex thing from off fab
Without lowering there standards, just to get there dick wet or cunt filled
But you can't deny women have the upper hand on here. I mean, I'm not complaining.
Only if the men rely on fab alone and only base there meets from fab alone, don't access the possibilities that fab offers
Which is about 95% of men "
Absolutely I agree with you Lilith, can't believe I'm saying this lol....but totally they limit themselves, and don't take on advice from thise men who put themselves out there wider than fab |
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
Not bitter at all there then
Meh, true though.
If you wanna think to much about it, it's such a subjective thing though innit. And ppl can actually find the sex thing from off fab
Without lowering there standards, just to get there dick wet or cunt filled
But you can't deny women have the upper hand on here. I mean, I'm not complaining.
Only if the men rely on fab alone and only base there meets from fab alone, don't access the possibilities that fab offers
Which is about 95% of men
Absolutely I agree with you Lilith, can't believe I'm saying this lol....but totally they limit themselves, and don't take on advice from thise men who put themselves out there wider than fab "
Framing this^ |
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"What the fuck is an average woman?
In the context of my post; mediocre, bog standard, nothing special, run of the mill, nothing exceptional.
The kind of woman we might not notice if we pass her in the street, but will still hold a lot of power in here.
In their defence, this is because men on here repeatedly lower their standards for a chance of getting their dicks wet."
You do know Andrew Tate isn’t a good role model don’t you? |
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"The trick is to have some decent info on your profile.
Not too much to be boring however; it should be liberally sprinkled with wit and humour. You should be successful, local, stunningly handsome, available 24/7, experienced but not a manwhore, charming but not fake, persistent but not stalkerish and ready to waste a shitload of time on socials before anything happens.
Also, have several photos of yourself (in top shape) that 'out' you to all your friends and colleagues, including a face shot and a full length naked shot, but not a dick pic, of course.
Then send absolutely unique and individually tailored messages to everyone who takes your fancy, bearing in mind that copy and paste is also an absolute no.
If you do that, your chances of getting attention from a reasonably mediocre woman who does none of the above increase by about 10%.
Basically, women have a disproportionate amount of power on here and you either work with that knowledge, or get bitter about it and move on.
Not bitter at all there then
Meh, true though.
If you wanna think to much about it, it's such a subjective thing though innit. And ppl can actually find the sex thing from off fab
Without lowering there standards, just to get there dick wet or cunt filled
But you can't deny women have the upper hand on here. I mean, I'm not complaining.
Only if the men rely on fab alone and only base there meets from fab alone, don't access the possibilities that fab offers
Which is about 95% of men
Absolutely I agree with you Lilith, can't believe I'm saying this lol....but totally they limit themselves, and don't take on advice from thise men who put themselves out there wider than fab
Framing this^ "
Run with it see I'm not actually that bad |
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over a year ago
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"I agree, I have just uploaded some pics though I need to take more as its not something I take often.
Il do more in my bio shortly. I'm doing what I can lol"
Aww you look really nice. The problem is you may be too nice for here.
I like the man bag what do you keep in that ?
I don't like the cock pics , they look like monsters thumbs  |
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It's a bit undignified to defend myself against insults, so I won't - but it's quite amusing how the truth can get people behaving so defensively.
It's really nothing personal, even if you do feel attacked by my relatable remarks. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
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"It's a bit undignified to defend myself against insults, so I won't - but it's quite amusing how the truth can get people behaving so defensively.
It's really nothing personal, even if you do feel attacked by my relatable remarks. "
I’m intrigued by the knitted vest thing? Is that wool. |
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