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My mate fancies you...
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Yes. It's only 2.30 in the afternoon. But it's warm and my mate is feeling frisky.
So... smut it up people. Please 
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch and don't forget the OP. Please and thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay, I’m in x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Let's see some chunky lust.
I can be postie too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're in for a little bit! May be slow posting messages but we can do some if you don't mind the postal delay 
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I'll.jump right in the deep end without any floatation devices, any ladies like to lend me there breasts I'd be very grateful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In. Please watch my new video before sending messages xx |
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Am avoiding cleaning the house, so defo in 
Mrs TMN x |
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In  will have to come back later once I've finished work lol |
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Now I think I know how this works. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Now I think I know how this works. "
Ahh... the original... the maestro |
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"Now I think I know how this works. "
Can you remind me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Manitshotinhere - this one is from a hot hot person!
You definitely raised the temperature when you arrived 
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Here we go - could you please tell Posh, the most gorgeous forum user ever to grace us that I'm still waiting for a date with her in a cabin in the woods whilst we watch sheep and drink tea |
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POSH
The book you are looking for is on the bottom shelf!
Right now that’s out the way.
In |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Here we go:
A very helpful young man want to say to our lovely NSP, Can you please put those white sexy panties on, so I can follow you upstairs, slide them off and begin to tease you.
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Next up - Will you tell your next distraction that whenever the sun is out, she’s a major distraction.
Done! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
They do not! Don't be telling lies, posh! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
This naughty man says to:
Mrs TMN...
If I lick you from arsehole to clit, will you twist my hard erect nipples?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More ‘here we go’s than Fabrizio’s timeline |
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"More ‘here we go’s than Fabrizio’s timeline"
Here we go, here we go, here we goooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More ‘here we go’s than Fabrizio’s timeline
Here we go, here we go, here we goooooo"
Mrs TMN to Mr Pickle’s inbox. HERE WE GO!!! |
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I shall join now and try to think of extra smutty smut to send after the school run |
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"This naughty man says to:
Mrs TMN...
If I lick you from arsehole to clit, will you twist my hard erect nipples?
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Only if you return the favour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall join now and try to think of extra smutty smut to send after the school run "
Direct to my inbox so i can cum for you. Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Manitshotinhere - this one is from a hot hot person!
You definitely raised the temperature when you arrived
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Oh! Now I’m intrigued |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in and happy to be postie |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I shall join now and try to think of extra smutty smut to send after the school run "
I'll wait. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Here we go - could you please tell Posh, the most gorgeous forum user ever to grace us that I'm still waiting for a date with her in a cabin in the woods whilst we watch sheep and drink tea "
YES YES YES.
Also. Yes.
Are we bringing the men? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"They do not! Don't be telling lies, posh! "
It's not my mate. It's me. Give me one |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"POSH
The book you are looking for is on the bottom shelf!
Right now that’s out the way.
In "
Thanks Sprout. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP YOU ARE LOOKING FINEEEEEE TODAY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Manitshotinhere - this one is from a hot hot person!
You definitely raised the temperature when you arrived
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Oh! Now I’m intrigued "
D, is that you?  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Here we go:
A very helpful young man want to say to our lovely NSP, Can you please put those white sexy panties on, so I can follow you upstairs, slide them off and begin to tease you.
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Seriously... who is it with the white knicker obsession?!
Tell meeeeee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP YOU ARE LOOKING FINEEEEEE TODAY "
*barges you with my hips* she's mine.
F |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OP YOU ARE LOOKING FINEEEEEE TODAY "
Tell your mate thanks |
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One for Posh, from one of the nicest people I forum know...
He fancies you- from a mate xx |
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"OP YOU ARE LOOKING FINEEEEEE TODAY
*barges you with my hips* she's mine.
F"
*hip checks you into the boards*
No! Mine! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
One from a hottie...
please tell MsWyld that I’d like to have hot wyld sex with her please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP YOU ARE LOOKING FINEEEEEE TODAY
*barges you with my hips* she's mine.
F"
I’ll bite you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP YOU ARE LOOKING FINEEEEEE TODAY
*barges you with my hips* she's mine.
F
*hip checks you into the boards*
No! Mine! "
If you're not careful I'll sit on your face.
F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here we go:
A very helpful young man want to say to our lovely NSP, Can you please put those white sexy panties on, so I can follow you upstairs, slide them off and begin to tease you.
Seriously... who is it with the white knicker obsession?!
Tell meeeeee "
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"This naughty man says to:
Mrs TMN...
If I lick you from arsehole to clit, will you twist my hard erect nipples?
Only if you return the favour "
His reply is:
Nipple play is one of the hottest things on my playlist, that with Impact play and sensation play, a cats claw being dragged across bare naked tits and nipples
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OP YOU ARE LOOKING FINEEEEEE TODAY
*barges you with my hips* she's mine.
F
*hip checks you into the boards*
No! Mine! "
There is SO much of me that there is plenty to go round... |
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"OP YOU ARE LOOKING FINEEEEEE TODAY
*barges you with my hips* she's mine.
F
*hip checks you into the boards*
No! Mine!
If you're not careful I'll sit on your face.
F"
*double checks F is the Female*
Bring it on  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"One for Posh, from one of the nicest people I forum know...
He fancies you- from a mate xx"
He does?
Well now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP YOU ARE LOOKING FINEEEEEE TODAY
*barges you with my hips* she's mine.
F
*hip checks you into the boards*
No! Mine!
If you're not careful I'll sit on your face.
F"
I wish you’d try.  |
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Dearest Pickling!
From a sexy pair...
Could you tell Mr Pickle that although we don't meet guys, I'd still let his little pickle slide down my throat |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
For the beautiful Ms Wyld from a lovely couple - getting wild and messy could be fun
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I have to agree. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP YOU ARE LOOKING FINEEEEEE TODAY
*barges you with my hips* she's mine.
F
*hip checks you into the boards*
No! Mine!
There is SO much of me that there is plenty to go round... "
I bagsy the arse |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dearest Pickling!
From a sexy pair...
Could you tell Mr Pickle that although we don't meet guys, I'd still let his little pickle slide down my throat "
She watched my video  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's just cut out the middleperson. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OP YOU ARE LOOKING FINEEEEEE TODAY
*barges you with my hips* she's mine.
F
*hip checks you into the boards*
No! Mine!
There is SO much of me that there is plenty to go round...
I bagsy the arse"
There is LOADS of arse  |
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"This naughty man says to:
Mrs TMN...
If I lick you from arsehole to clit, will you twist my hard erect nipples?
Only if you return the favour
His reply is:
Nipple play is one of the hottest things on my playlist, that with Impact play and sensation play, a cats claw being dragged across bare naked tits and nipples
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Ooft! My inbox is open... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out for a little bit. Just need to mek some food. Mr might be around to help out!
F |
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"Let's just cut out the middleperson. "
I generally do! But I like dicking about too
Mrs TMN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out for a little bit. Just need to mek some food. Mr might be around to help out!
F"
I’d pull his hair in doggy. Woof. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I've one from another hottie...
For a hottie...
Will you tell General Kanobi that I’d be very happy to bang our sticks together at the face off. |
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I’m in for this. Love this game |
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"I'll.jump right in the deep end without any floatation devices, any ladies like to lend me there breasts I'd be very grateful "
I'd give you mine but I'm not sure they'd be much good
Oh and I'm in
Em x |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
I'm in, happy to be postie for you saucy lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One from a hottie...
please tell MsWyld that I’d like to have hot wyld sex with her please "
Aww sounds fun but I fear I'm not actually Wyld enough |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Let's just cut out the middleperson.
I generally do! But I like dicking about too
Mrs TMN x "
'DICKING ABOUT'.
pffffft
These are deep and meaningful conversations. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the beautiful Ms Wyld from a lovely couple - getting wild and messy could be fun
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I have to agree. "
Messy is always fun. |
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"I've one from another hottie...
For a hottie...
Will you tell General Kanobi that I’d be very happy to bang our sticks together at the face off. "
I’ll face off their circle
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play.. |
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over a year ago
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
Msg for Littlebird from my lovely mate,
Anytime she would like another hand to replace that hand in her picture I'd be more than happy to help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ms Wyld another one for you my love! My extremely handsome friend requested that I tell you: I think there’s nice people and there’s sexy people and there’s sexy nice people, you’re definitely the latter.
Oooft. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
From a gorgeous forum lady:
Manitshotinhere - I don't know how I managed to miss you, perhaps you need more photos
Either way you've just made it to my intrigued about list
(Lucky git) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a gorgeous forum lady:
Manitshotinhere - I don't know how I managed to miss you, perhaps you need more photos
Either way you've just made it to my intrigued about list
(Lucky git) "
Oh, they should know that I have much more I can share |
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"Msg for Littlebird from my lovely mate,
Anytime she would like another hand to replace that hand in her picture I'd be more than happy to help "
Thanks gorgeous postie. And happily. More hands the better |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Blimey, this gent wants to say to our delicious Daizy....
I often fantasise about my tongue being deep inside her wet tight pussy, savoring how she tastes....
That made me blush.  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Another one for our Daizy:
when I’m next around her parts of the country I’d like to fill your belly with food and fill her mouth with cum.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then. Can someone tell _aitonel I'm never meeting him next to this tree every again. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Can you tell Libertine,
I fancy the arse off him more fun telling him this way, might cut out the middleperson one day
(I can. And I did ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi "
You can leave
F |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Daizy- you appear to be busy.
I think you have your hands full.
I'll pop back another time.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I have a sexy mate who asked...
Please can you pass this message on
Manitshotinhere...
Oooofffttt
That is all
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Go on then. Can someone tell _aitonel I'm never meeting him next to this tree every again."
I can. Hang on.
Oi... Kaitonel... Tallandathletic wants you to come give him one against this tree.
And by tree I mean me. And by against I mean with |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
Another msg for the delectable Littlebird from my handsome friend,
She is so gorgeous three kisses could never be enough.
So sweet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a message for two and they’re not in a couple. My friend wants me to tell Tallandathletic and Kaitonel that she has a dream she needs you to help her recreate!!
Fuck can I watch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for the beautiful Em from an equally beautiful man..
Please can tell Em that I have a comfortable lap I want her to sit on but an even comfier face. |
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In as I'm avoiding doing any more work |
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Incoming message for Daizy from a very sexy gentleman.
He could definitely lift her up…. and thinks we’d all be sky high if the three of us did it together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a message for two and they’re not in a couple. My friend wants me to tell Tallandathletic and Kaitonel that she has a dream she needs you to help her recreate!!
Fuck can I watch? "
It's posh. Isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ms Wyld another one for you my love! My extremely handsome friend requested that I tell you: I think there’s nice people and there’s sexy people and there’s sexy nice people, you’re definitely the latter.
Oooft. "
Aww. I'm quite sure your friend is in that category too |
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"I have a message for two and they’re not in a couple. My friend wants me to tell Tallandathletic and Kaitonel that she has a dream she needs you to help her recreate!!
Fuck can I watch? "
Forget watching, I want to join on
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Incoming message for Daizy from a very sexy gentleman.
He could definitely lift her up…. and thinks we’d all be sky high if the three of us did it together "
He's quite right! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a message for two and they’re not in a couple. My friend wants me to tell Tallandathletic and Kaitonel that she has a dream she needs you to help her recreate!!
Fuck can I watch?
Forget watching, I want to join on
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Ahem! There’s a queue for that too |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
Msg for LongLeggedBlonde (don't think my mate is going to be hard to work out! ) he says,
A "smooth operator" is gutted they couldn't arrange something last time, but someday soon...x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ms Wyld another one for you my love! My extremely handsome friend requested that I tell you: I think there’s nice people and there’s sexy people and there’s sexy nice people, you’re definitely the latter.
Oooft.
Aww. I'm quite sure your friend is in that category too "
He really is.  |
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Incoming for Littebird...
This tempting pair want to know if you'd like to be friends with them
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"Another msg for the delectable Littlebird from my handsome friend,
She is so gorgeous three kisses could never be enough.
So sweet!"
Thank you beautiful postie. That’s melted my heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a sexy mate who asked...
Please can you pass this message on
Manitshotinhere...
Oooofffttt
That is all
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I bet your sexy mate is ‘oooftttt’ as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for all the women in here:
Age is just a number and pickle juices needs sucking! |
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"I have a message for two and they’re not in a couple. My friend wants me to tell Tallandathletic and Kaitonel that she has a dream she needs you to help her recreate!!
Fuck can I watch?
Forget watching, I want to join on
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Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for all the women in here:
Age is just a number and pickle juices needs sucking! "
That's smooth |
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"Incoming for Littebird...
This tempting pair want to know if you'd like to be friends with them
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Thank you gorgeous postie. And of course tempting pair… I would love to be friends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for all the women in here:
Age is just a number and pickle juices needs sucking!
That's smooth "
The pickle is ribbed. For their pleasure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pass a bit of time . K |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
Oi Littlebird got this mate who says,
I quite fancy her after reading her profile, sarcasm is my thing. I'd like to make her laugh like Sid James and add my name to the fabulous forumites she's had the pleasure of meeting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for all the women in here:
Age is just a number and pickle juices needs sucking!
That's smooth
The pickle is ribbed. For their pleasure. "
Bloody hell.  give me a minute |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a message for two and they’re not in a couple. My friend wants me to tell Tallandathletic and Kaitonel that she has a dream she needs you to help her recreate!!
Fuck can I watch?
It's posh. Isn't it? "
I'm actually hurt by the rollyeyes  |
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"Oi Littlebird got this mate who says,
I quite fancy her after reading her profile, sarcasm is my thing. I'd like to make her laugh like Sid James and add my name to the fabulous forumites she's had the pleasure of meeting."
Oooh Daizy you’re getting loads of messages for me. Thank you for being a great postie. Being quite fancied is lovely by me secret admirer. And I’m happy to meet everyone. Kisses all round |
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over a year ago
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"I have a message for two and they’re not in a couple. My friend wants me to tell Tallandathletic and Kaitonel that she has a dream she needs you to help her recreate!!
Fuck can I watch?
It's posh. Isn't it?
I'm actually hurt by the rollyeyes "
Predictable. Knew it'd be you. |
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A message for a gorgeous lady from a Handsome gent!
“ Will you tell seducing Em, that I’m always available to vet her boob and bum pics now matter how arsey she is”
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"A message for all the women in here:
Age is just a number and pickle juices needs sucking!
That's smooth
The pickle is ribbed. For their pleasure. "
^^ truth |
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Incoming message for TallandAthletic from a gorgeous mate.
She would like to climb him like a tree
* ps. Agreed. He’s hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for all the women in here:
Age is just a number and pickle juices needs sucking!
That's smooth
The pickle is ribbed. For their pleasure.
^^ truth"
Wait until I get my hands on you. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
Msg for Mrsk from my incredibley sexy mate he says,
I would like to find out if her body looks better glazed. With my cum.
(Sorry that made me laugh!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell Libertine,
I fancy the arse off him more fun telling him this way, might cut out the middleperson one day
(I can. And I did )"
Where's my photo list btw? |
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Beats working for a living, I'm in. Happy to play postie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incoming message for TallandAthletic from a gorgeous mate.
She would like to climb him like a tree
* ps. Agreed. He’s hot "
Why thank you I mean I've been stood next to a tree all and no one turned up.... so now I'm going home to have a sorrow wank. |
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Rickshawed
Get in touch, I’ve got something for you
I have too but she wanted it in a bigger size  |
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Well this one has blown the anonymity out of the water...
Would you tell YourNextDistraction that Mr Pickle wants to devour her in that garden of hers. Rain or sunshine I don’t mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Msg for Mrsk from my incredibley sexy mate he says,
I would like to find out if her body looks better glazed. With my cum.
(Sorry that made me laugh!)"
I am partial to a glazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Msg for Mrsk from my incredibley sexy mate he says,
I would like to find out if her body looks better glazed. With my cum.
(Sorry that made me laugh!)"
Funny guy |
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Hey Littlebird! My mate asked me to ask you...
Simply, when are you going to gush all over his face...his cock and paddle are waiting for you, they have been for a good while now! |
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My mailbox is busy. Tallandathletic, you lucky chap, my gorgeous mate asked me to tell you...
...that you need to do her. Next week is fine if he can't come now...
Patient as well as hot! |
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over a year ago
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Well, Yolo, you’re my friend and it’s no surprise to me the messages have come flooding in for you! This absolute fitty!!!! Wants me to pass on the following:
I’ve been told by a certain fellow nocturnalista that you are an absolutely beautiful human inside and out. I would love to see for myself.
Yolo, bro, get in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mailbox is busy. Tallandathletic, you lucky chap, my gorgeous mate asked me to tell you...
...that you need to do her. Next week is fine if he can't come now...
Patient as well as hot! "
Thsnk you. But, I need directions. Im male. Come on give me a chance? |
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Never played this game before... am in but go gently with me........ to start off with anyway!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then; I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wasn’t lying Yolo! Another of my literally stunning friends has said the following:
Please can you tell _ou only live once that those thighs need my hands. I'll bring oil
God. It’s hot in here isn’t it? I’m hot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never played this game before... am in but go gently with me........ to start off with anyway!! "
Oooooft. Brb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm out out. Going to have a nap at the cinemas. You're all pretty hot through my horny eyes right now
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"Hey Littlebird! My mate asked me to ask you...
Simply, when are you going to gush all over his face...his cock and paddle are waiting for you, they have been for a good while now!"
Why thank you darling postie. And if you could let your mate know that is all good by me. I am ready. Please and thank you |
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"Never played this game before... am in but go gently with me........ to start off with anyway!! "
What you do is message people in the thread and ask them to post how much you fancy Fiddlesticks and all the naughty things you’d like to do with him.
What? |
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"Hi
You can leave
F"
Lead the way |
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"Never played this game before... am in but go gently with me........ to start off with anyway!! "
Hey Bigjugsndj - my very hot mate has asked me to pass on that he can be gentle...with his tongue!
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"Never played this game before... am in but go gently with me........ to start off with anyway!!
What you do is message people in the thread and ask them to post how much you fancy Fiddlesticks and all the naughty things you’d like to do with him.
What? "
This is actually true |
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"Hey Littlebird! My mate asked me to ask you...
Simply, when are you going to gush all over his face...his cock and paddle are waiting for you, they have been for a good while now!
Why thank you darling postie. And if you could let your mate know that is all good by me. I am ready. Please and thank you "
FAF |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I've got to deal with a massive erection... so I'm out for a bit.
Send amut about me as much as you like though |
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"Never played this game before... am in but go gently with me........ to start off with anyway!!
What you do is message people in the thread and ask them to post how much you fancy Fiddlesticks and all the naughty things you’d like to do with him.
What? "
Fiddlesticks you're quite the minx!! Hahaha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The OP didn’t deliver. I need a new postie? |
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"Never played this game before... am in but go gently with me........ to start off with anyway!!
Hey Bigjugsndj - my very hot mate has asked me to pass on that he can be gentle...with his tongue!
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Bring it!! |
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Incoming message for Rex from my gorgeous friend…
She want her lips and tongue all over his cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I see gentle went out the window... |
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"Rickshawed
Get in touch, I’ve got something for you
I have too but she wanted it in a bigger size "
Thanks guys. You can never have a big enough tube of hemaroid cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The OP didn’t deliver. I need a new postie? "
I will be your postie |
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"Incoming message for Rex from my gorgeous friend…
She want her lips and tongue all over his cock "
Oooo I’d love you in my inbox |
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"Rickshawed
Get in touch, I’ve got something for you
I have too but she wanted it in a bigger size
Thanks guys. You can never have a big enough tube of hemaroid cream "
I’ve got piles of it. |
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Incoming message for Chunky Gent from my gorgeous mate…
In the hot weather I'm ready to take off my blue knickers and fan you with my flaps. Get ready for wet and wild |
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"Rickshawed
Get in touch, I’ve got something for you
I have too but she wanted it in a bigger size
Thanks guys. You can never have a big enough tube of hemaroid cream
I’ve got piles "
^^ he’s got an arse like the Japanese flag |
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"I see gentle went out the window..."
Very easily done tbh TAG |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incoming message for Rex from my gorgeous friend…
She want her lips and tongue all over his cock
Oooo I’d love you in my inbox "
She could be out of your age limit |
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Another one for you _igjugsndj!
My mate's asked me to ask if...
...he could please ease those black panties across and slip a couple of fingers in your wet pussy... |
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"Another one for you _igjugsndj!
My mate's asked me to ask if...
...he could please ease those black panties across and slip a couple of fingers in your wet pussy... "
I could be cheeky and say "only a couple?!"
But I think I'd rather say "hey, _ou only live once, huh?!"
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Incoming message for a few people… from a gorgeous mate
Hmmmm , I'll take a _aitonel ,tallandathletic and a YOLO please |
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Yo, yo JandA250!
My good mate has asked...
If he lies on his back can you sit on his face, and wear him like a mask wrapping squeezing those thighs around his ears as he slaps that arse?
An offer too good to refuse if ever I saw one! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Incoming message for Chunky Gent from my gorgeous mate…
In the hot weather I'm ready to take off my blue knickers and fan you with my flaps. Get ready for wet and wild "
Please tell your mate that I PM would be a great start to see this happen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incoming message for a few people… from a gorgeous mate
Hmmmm , I'll take a _aitonel ,tallandathletic and a YOLO please "
Posh...again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The OP didn’t deliver. I need a new postie?
I will be your postie "
I am too young too messsge you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bit late but in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never played this game before... am in but go gently with me........ to start off with anyway!!
Hey Bigjugsndj - my very hot mate has asked me to pass on that he can be gentle...with his tongue!
Bring it!!"
Oh I’m coming |
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I am in for some afternoon tomfoolery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We’re gonna need part 2. I’ve got crushes I need to confess!!!!! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
I think this little Minx is hungry:
Please tell Mr Pickle that he looks hot in that shirt and all he needs is to open a few buttons and I'll happily dribble chocolate sauce between his nipples then lick it clean |
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"The OP didn’t deliver. I need a new postie?
I will be your postie
I am too young too messsge you "
I'll post for you Pickles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"We’re gonna need part 2. I’ve got crushes I need to confess!!!!!"
Is this one nearly done?? I've just noticed YOLO's delicious thighs tho I need a friend to tell him for me!! |
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"We’re gonna need part 2. I’ve got crushes I need to confess!!!!!"
Well volunteered |
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By *andA250Couple
over a year ago
London |
"Yo, yo JandA250!
My good mate has asked...
If he lies on his back can you sit on his face, and wear him like a mask wrapping squeezing those thighs around his ears as he slaps that arse?
Sounds tempting.
An offer too good to refuse if ever I saw one! "
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Hey Tall and Athletic Dude?
This ones for you, from lady who is scorchio-
Please can you tell Tallandathletic that I think he would look exceptionally good, blindfolded and at my mercy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My absolutely peng friend wants me to pass on the following message Fiddles!!! She says:
Please tell Fiddlesticks that he is totally smut worthy as well as being a total legend. So show us your banana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We’re gonna need part 2. I’ve got crushes I need to confess!!!!!
Well volunteered "
Ok I’ll start it! Please will Misty and Mellrose come back for part 2. Thanks x |
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Melrose.....my mate says
When is this coffee and tlc happening......been threating it for far to long now |
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By *andA250Couple
over a year ago
London |
"Yo, yo JandA250!
My good mate has asked...
If he lies on his back can you sit on his face, and wear him like a mask wrapping squeezing those thighs around his ears as he slaps that arse?
Sounds tempting.
An offer too good to refuse if ever I saw one! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The OP didn’t deliver. I need a new postie?
I will be your postie
I am too young too messsge you "
Oops I forgot about my filters,I will lower them for a bit |
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"Never played this game before... am in but go gently with me........ to start off with anyway!!
Hey Bigjugsndj - my very hot mate has asked me to pass on that he can be gentle...with his tongue!
Bring it!!
Oh I’m coming "
Miaow |
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"Well this one has blown the anonymity out of the water...
Would you tell YourNextDistraction that Mr Pickle wants to devour her in that garden of hers. Rain or sunshine I don’t mind. "
Goodness me! Your tour of the Midlands better start here! |
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