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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"Gwanny...I once saw a guy accidentally shit himself in a pub while trying to ignite his fart hoping to impress a group of girls......  "
thats so grimm how does lighting a fart impress a girl damm i was doing it all wrong growing up .  |
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"Gwanny...I once saw a guy accidentally shit himself in a pub while trying to ignite his fart hoping to impress a group of girls...... thats so grimm how does lighting a fart impress a girl damm i was doing it all wrong growing up . "
Dunno,,, but oddly enough, the guy did alright for himself…
He moved to the east midlands to become an airline steward,,, (a straight one at that),,, and ended up living as a lone man in a house full of females stewardesses ….. seemed rather happy about life last time we spoke …..  |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"Gwanny...I once saw a guy accidentally shit himself in a pub while trying to ignite his fart hoping to impress a group of girls...... thats so grimm how does lighting a fart impress a girl damm i was doing it all wrong growing up .
Dunno,,, but oddly enough, the guy did alright for himself…
He moved to the east midlands to become an airline steward,,, (a straight one at that),,, and ended up living as a lone man in a house full of females stewardesses ….. seemed rather happy about life last time we spoke ….. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gwanny...I once saw a guy accidentally shit himself in a pub while trying to ignite his fart hoping to impress a group of girls...... "
Jebus. So much wrong with this. |
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"Gwanny...I once saw a guy accidentally shit himself in a pub while trying to ignite his fart hoping to impress a group of girls......
Jebus. So much wrong with this."
Hey don’t shoot the messenger….
I’m only reporting the facts…..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gwanny...I once saw a guy accidentally shit himself in a pub while trying to ignite his fart hoping to impress a group of girls......
Jebus. So much wrong with this.
Hey don’t shoot the messenger….
I’m only reporting the facts….. "
bet that was a damp squib to his night, or did he get the girl that was into scat |
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"Gwanny...I once saw a guy accidentally shit himself in a pub while trying to ignite his fart hoping to impress a group of girls......
Jebus. So much wrong with this.
Hey don’t shoot the messenger….
I’m only reporting the facts….. bet that was a damp squib to his night, or did he get the girl that was into scat "
Give the guy his due,,,, he laughed it off and spent the rest of the evening displaying the damp patch on the back of his jeans where he’d sponged off in the loos with a wetted down bar towel….
With no shame at all…. |
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"Gwanny...I once saw a guy accidentally shit himself in a pub while trying to ignite his fart hoping to impress a group of girls......
Jebus. So much wrong with this.
Hey don’t shoot the messenger….
I’m only reporting the facts….. bet that was a damp squib to his night, or did he get the girl that was into scat
Give the guy his due,,,, he laughed it off and spent the rest of the evening displaying the damp patch on the back of his jeans where he’d sponged off in the loos with a wetted down bar towel….
With no shame at all…. "
Did he fold or scrunch it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gwanny...I once saw a guy accidentally shit himself in a pub while trying to ignite his fart hoping to impress a group of girls......
Jebus. So much wrong with this.
Hey don’t shoot the messenger….
I’m only reporting the facts….. bet that was a damp squib to his night, or did he get the girl that was into scat
Give the guy his due,,,, he laughed it off and spent the rest of the evening displaying the damp patch on the back of his jeans where he’d sponged off in the loos with a wetted down bar towel….
With no shame at all….
Did he fold or scrunch it? "
I think he used a straddled polishing action ….
Like pulling the bar towel back and forth legs-akimbo....  |
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