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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you don't stop that I'll come across your face.

You've seen mine, now show yours!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The time by boss asked me to work on projects for different customers and said it would be a good idea for me to expose myself to new clients

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was getting letters in the can like alphabet spaghetti. -Nines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was late every day straight for three years

Guess that's two ways that I could never make a deadline- Dave

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"If you don't stop that I'll come across your face.

You've seen mine, now show yours! "

I’ll fill you in later

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

I've tried giving up double entendres...but its really hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like it i little bit hard still

(Al dente pasta)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I try to avoid Fab during the day because I'm always hard at work

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By *anderingArtistMan over a year ago

an abstract world

"If you don't stop that I'll come across your face.

You've seen mine, now show yours! "

I know a joke about double entendres but you wouldn't get it.

Well, you would, but that kind of ruins the joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some profiles on here give me awful insomnia. I'm up all night

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Always two there are

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

A work colleague was looking at a poster for a family fun day and hog roast, and completely innocently said "I do like a nice spit roast".

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Read this as double eastenders!

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By *tylebender03Man over a year ago

Manchester

Like short sleeves, I bear arms

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

The local scaffolders say that they have the “perfect erections.”

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

I like the one at the end of the laundry tabs adverts-

"Always keep Away From Children"

I Do try!

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By *ilth N KinkCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

She asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one

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By *thfloorCouple over a year ago

Hove

Old boyfriend shopping for a sewing machine so the male seller got into much technical detail...talking about penetrating power

Another mechanical, one my present bf's all-purpose phrase is "bedding in".

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

the vale

Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the barman gave her one

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

A real company "Sofa King", who's slogan is "Where price's are Sofa King low".

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By *oofy321Man over a year ago

moon base zero

Bernard Matthews was nearly called

Norfolk and good

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