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Ok some serious profile advice needed.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve finally decided to try and find myself a person to do the sex with.
What should I include in my bio? Serious suggestions are welcome. Stupid suggestions more welcome though obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell everyone you can breathe through your ears, give oral for hours, make any woman squirt and are a heavy cummer. That’ll have you knee deep in clunge before bedtime |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell everyone you can breathe through your ears, give oral for hours, make any woman squirt and are a heavy cummer. That’ll have you knee deep in clunge before bedtime "
Ok hang on I’m writing this down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell everyone you can breathe through your ears, give oral for hours, make any woman squirt and are a heavy cummer. That’ll have you knee deep in clunge before bedtime
Ok hang on I’m writing this down"
Oh also say you can only accommodate between 9 and 3 so they know you’ve definitely not got a mrs. And add something about going all night too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell everyone you can breathe through your ears, give oral for hours, make any woman squirt and are a heavy cummer. That’ll have you knee deep in clunge before bedtime
Ok hang on I’m writing this down
Oh also say you can only accommodate between 9 and 3 so they know you’ve definitely not got a mrs. And add something about going all night too "
I do have a mrs though. Should I pretend I don’t? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell everyone you can breathe through your ears, give oral for hours, make any woman squirt and are a heavy cummer. That’ll have you knee deep in clunge before bedtime
Ok hang on I’m writing this down
Oh also say you can only accommodate between 9 and 3 so they know you’ve definitely not got a mrs. And add something about going all night too
I do have a mrs though. Should I pretend I don’t?"
Absolutely! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey I'm Mr Pickle. I'm black, not green! (No I'm not the Hulk)
You may remember me from such forum threads as "serious profile" and "speak to me" (which as usual turned into a literotica orgy)
I'm looking for someone to "do the sex with" (I know I sound creepier than I am) but I have good intentions. I want to give you the most pleasurable time of your life. (If I get off, that's a bonus too)
I love everyone, and when I say everyone, I mean everyone (can I write everyone anymore?)
So everyone (there's another) if you need a Mr Pickle to sch-tickle, your vagizzle (or poo-pizzle) *nb the word poopizzle may need some adjustment*
I'm the Mr pickle for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey I'm Mr Pickle. I'm black, not green! (No I'm not the Hulk)
You may remember me from such forum threads as "serious profile" and "speak to me" (which as usual turned into a literotica orgy)
I'm looking for someone to "do the sex with" (I know I sound creepier than I am) but I have good intentions. I want to give you the most pleasurable time of your life. (If I get off, that's a bonus too)
I love everyone, and when I say everyone, I mean everyone (can I write everyone anymore?)
So everyone (there's another) if you need a Mr Pickle to sch-tickle, your vagizzle (or poo-pizzle) *nb the word poopizzle may need some adjustment*
I'm the Mr pickle for you."
I’m going to make this my bio until I get a better offer.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey I'm Mr Pickle. I'm black, not green! (No I'm not the Hulk)
You may remember me from such forum threads as "serious profile" and "speak to me" (which as usual turned into a literotica orgy)
I'm looking for someone to "do the sex with" (I know I sound creepier than I am) but I have good intentions. I want to give you the most pleasurable time of your life. (If I get off, that's a bonus too)
I love everyone, and when I say everyone, I mean everyone (can I write everyone anymore?)
So everyone (there's another) if you need a Mr Pickle to sch-tickle, your vagizzle (or poo-pizzle) *nb the word poopizzle may need some adjustment*
I'm the Mr pickle for you.
I’m going to make this my bio until I get a better offer. "
Haha. I'm humbled.
*tallandathletic writing takes no responsibility for lack of meets/friends/winks/invites or if people block you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey I'm Mr Pickle. I'm black, not green! (No I'm not the Hulk)
You may remember me from such forum threads as "serious profile" and "speak to me" (which as usual turned into a literotica orgy)
I'm looking for someone to "do the sex with" (I know I sound creepier than I am) but I have good intentions. I want to give you the most pleasurable time of your life. (If I get off, that's a bonus too)
I love everyone, and when I say everyone, I mean everyone (can I write everyone anymore?)
So everyone (there's another) if you need a Mr Pickle to sch-tickle, your vagizzle (or poo-pizzle) *nb the word poopizzle may need some adjustment*
I'm the Mr pickle for you.
I’m going to make this my bio until I get a better offer.
Haha. I'm humbled.
*tallandathletic writing takes no responsibility for lack of meets/friends/winks/invites or if people block you."
I’ve been blocked by enough people. I won’t blame you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mention you can gargle squirt to the tune of Jay Z’s Hardknock Life.
That would be enough to get me legs akimbo  albeit I don’t squirt. But the fun is in the trying! "
I can do that tbf. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please have sex with me.
Please 
Pretty please?
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase!  "
Shall I put that in there? Or are you begging me?
Either way I’m leaning towards ‘ok’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He is P (productive)
He is I (implacable)
He is C (cherubic)
He is K (kindly)
He is L (libidinous)
He is Eeeee eeeee eeeee.
Love this. Can you write my bio for me please? Thanks. "
shall we do a write Someone’s bio for them thread. Haven’t seen that in YEARS. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He is P (productive)
He is I (implacable)
He is C (cherubic)
He is K (kindly)
He is L (libidinous)
He is Eeeee eeeee eeeee.
Love this. Can you write my bio for me please? Thanks. shall we do a write Someone’s bio for them thread. Haven’t seen that in YEARS. "
Carnage. My thumbs are tired now. |
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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago
Nr Leicester |
"Hey I'm Mr Pickle. I'm black, not green! (No I'm not the Hulk)
You may remember me from such forum threads as "serious profile" and "speak to me" (which as usual turned into a literotica orgy)
I'm looking for someone to "do the sex with" (I know I sound creepier than I am) but I have good intentions. I want to give you the most pleasurable time of your life. (If I get off, that's a bonus too)
I love everyone, and when I say everyone, I mean everyone (can I write everyone anymore?)
So everyone (there's another) if you need a Mr Pickle to sch-tickle, your vagizzle (or poo-pizzle) *nb the word poopizzle may need some adjustment*
I'm the Mr pickle for you.
I’m going to make this my bio until I get a better offer.
Haha. I'm humbled.
*tallandathletic writing takes no responsibility for lack of meets/friends/winks/invites or if people block you.
I’ve been blocked by enough people. I won’t blame you "
We'd honestly go with that.. it's funny! Well done Tall  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good luck op. 
Try telling them how good you are at baking cake they love it!!!! "
I’m even better at eating cake (euphemism).
No seriously I’m really good at eating. That’s why I’m fat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just BBC. They don’t give a fuk about the rest. They seem to like people who pay their TV license and don’t watch TV channels with adverts. "
I could do this. But I don’t have a ‘BBC’ so I’d feel like I’m deceiving the ones that aren’t using it as a synonym for black guy. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Remember to add, "I'm genuine"
Guaranteed shag phrase right there!
Genuine. Professional "
Genuine. Professional. Only looking for Exceptional females, don't forget the capital E for exceptional and its always females! |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"Hey I'm Mr Pickle. I'm black, not green! (No I'm not the Hulk)
You may remember me from such forum threads as "serious profile" and "speak to me" (which as usual turned into a literotica orgy)
I'm looking for someone to "do the sex with" (I know I sound creepier than I am) but I have good intentions. I want to give you the most pleasurable time of your life. (If I get off, that's a bonus too)
I love everyone, and when I say everyone, I mean everyone (can I write everyone anymore?)
So everyone (there's another) if you need a Mr Pickle to sch-tickle, your vagizzle (or poo-pizzle) *nb the word poopizzle may need some adjustment*
I'm the Mr pickle for you."
This is genius
P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll hijack this and ask for similar.
C"
C, my advice to improve any couples profile is to constantly do statuses asking ‘who wants to meet Mr alone tonight?’ |
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"He is P (productive)
He is I (implacable)
He is C (cherubic)
He is K (kindly)
He is L (libidinous)
He is Eeeee eeeee eeeee."
Haha quality. Now I can't get the tune outta my head and it's not even 0930 |
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"I’ve finally decided to try and find myself a person to do the sex with.
What should I include in my bio? Serious suggestions are welcome. Stupid suggestions more welcome though obviously. "
Simple. Something along the lines of:
I used to be 6"4', athletic, sporty, good looking, flowing hair and won the MM for distinguished service in Africa.
I'm currently 4ft tall with a hunch back, boils on my face and hands, one leg shorter than the other.
Not really had sex since I shagged a witch doctor's wife and looking to meet some foxes on Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve finally decided to try and find myself a person to do the sex with.
What should I include in my bio? Serious suggestions are welcome. Stupid suggestions more welcome though obviously.
Simple. Something along the lines of:
I used to be 6"4', athletic, sporty, good looking, flowing hair and won the MM for distinguished service in Africa.
I'm currently 4ft tall with a hunch back, boils on my face and hands, one leg shorter than the other.
Not really had sex since I shagged a witch doctor's wife and looking to meet some foxes on Fab."
creepy how well you describe me.  |
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"I’ve finally decided to try and find myself a person to do the sex with.
What should I include in my bio? Serious suggestions are welcome. Stupid suggestions more welcome though obviously.
Simple. Something along the lines of:
I used to be 6"4', athletic, sporty, good looking, flowing hair and won the MM for distinguished service in Africa.
I'm currently 4ft tall with a hunch back, boils on my face and hands, one leg shorter than the other.
Not really had sex since I shagged a witch doctor's wife and looking to meet some foxes on Fab.
creepy how well you describe me. "
Hopefully not the 4ft version! But there is something for everyone buddy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve finally decided to try and find myself a person to do the sex with.
What should I include in my bio? Serious suggestions are welcome. Stupid suggestions more welcome though obviously.
Simple. Something along the lines of:
I used to be 6"4', athletic, sporty, good looking, flowing hair and won the MM for distinguished service in Africa.
I'm currently 4ft tall with a hunch back, boils on my face and hands, one leg shorter than the other.
Not really had sex since I shagged a witch doctor's wife and looking to meet some foxes on Fab.
creepy how well you describe me.
Hopefully not the 4ft version! But there is something for everyone buddy."
4ft is the length of his penis |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do you mean Finally decided!
Has the rest of your time on Fab been Fake!
On this latest profile… yes 
Bbbut, does that mean, sobs*
Dont You Want Me, Baby? "
Love that song
Tess, I want you. Trust me on that. |
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"I’ve finally decided to try and find myself a person to do the sex with.
What should I include in my bio? Serious suggestions are welcome. Stupid suggestions more welcome though obviously.
Simple. Something along the lines of:
I used to be 6"4', athletic, sporty, good looking, flowing hair and won the MM for distinguished service in Africa.
I'm currently 4ft tall with a hunch back, boils on my face and hands, one leg shorter than the other.
Not really had sex since I shagged a witch doctor's wife and looking to meet some foxes on Fab.
creepy how well you describe me.
Hopefully not the 4ft version! But there is something for everyone buddy.
4ft is the length of his penis "
Haha that would be a game changer for sure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to put every message subject as “let me pickle your insides”, that’ll deffo work "
Challenge accepted. I’ll report back if I ever get a meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to put every message subject as “let me pickle your insides”, that’ll deffo work
Challenge accepted. I’ll report back if I ever get a meet"
It would work on me  (outside your age range though) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to put every message subject as “let me pickle your insides”, that’ll deffo work
Challenge accepted. I’ll report back if I ever get a meet
It would work on me (outside your age range though)"
Not outside my real age range though  |
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
north and south |
"You need to put every message subject as “let me pickle your insides”, that’ll deffo work
Challenge accepted. I’ll report back if I ever get a meet
It would work on me (outside your age range though)"
picture of pickles Gherkins |
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"Remember to add, "I'm genuine"
Guaranteed shag phrase right there!
Genuine. Professional
Genuine. Professional. Only looking for Exceptional females, don't forget the capital E for exceptional and its always females! "
Also add looking for quality not quantity |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remember to add, "I'm genuine"
Guaranteed shag phrase right there!
Genuine. Professional
Genuine. Professional. Only looking for Exceptional females, don't forget the capital E for exceptional and its always females!
Also add looking for quality not quantity "
Wanna meet now? |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Hello I need advice
Was this you when you were on here the 100 times before?
Dunno if it was me or not but I need advice
FAF? "
only if you sit on my face. I’m in that kinda mood |
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"Hello I need advice
Was this you when you were on here the 100 times before?
Dunno if it was me or not but I need advice
FAF? only if you sit on my face. I’m in that kinda mood "
Oh FFS. If I have to… go on then. Can I suck your pickle afterwards? |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Hello I need advice
Was this you when you were on here the 100 times before?
Dunno if it was me or not but I need advice
FAF? only if you sit on my face. I’m in that kinda mood
Oh FFS. If I have to… go on then. Can I suck your pickle afterwards? "
Yes please. Or at the same time. Whatever |
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"Hello I need advice
Was this you when you were on here the 100 times before?
Dunno if it was me or not but I need advice
FAF? only if you sit on my face. I’m in that kinda mood
Oh FFS. If I have to… go on then. Can I suck your pickle afterwards?
Yes please. Or at the same time. Whatever "
Definitely not at the same time. Well maybe… I’ve got the horn |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Hello I need advice
Was this you when you were on here the 100 times before?
Dunno if it was me or not but I need advice
FAF? only if you sit on my face. I’m in that kinda mood
Oh FFS. If I have to… go on then. Can I suck your pickle afterwards?
Yes please. Or at the same time. Whatever
Definitely not at the same time. Well maybe… I’ve got the horn "
Ooops |
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By *emidemiWoman 46 weeks ago
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"You need to put every message subject as “let me pickle your insides”, that’ll deffo work
Challenge accepted. I’ll report back if I ever get a meet
It would work on me (outside your age range though)
Not outside my real age range though "
Pickle I can’t believe this is when we first started chatting |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"You need to put every message subject as “let me pickle your insides”, that’ll deffo work
Challenge accepted. I’ll report back if I ever get a meet
It would work on me (outside your age range though)
Not outside my real age range though
Pickle I can’t believe this is when we first started chatting "
RizzQueen! |
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