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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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The vacuum cleaner. It's bad enough I can see it, I can also hear it, singing its sweet siren song of promised cleanliness.
I'm going to close my eyes and pretend it's not there and listen to Derulo* instead.
*yes I'm this cool and I'm not apologising for it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The vacuum cleaner. It's bad enough I can see it, I can also hear it, singing its sweet siren song of promised cleanliness.
I'm going to close my eyes and pretend it's not there and listen to Derulo* instead.
*yes I'm this cool and I'm not apologising for it."
Jaysunnnnnnn derulooooooooo
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"Northampton Bus Station 
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Are you still sleeping rough, Grumps? Come over and crash out at mine. There's en suite etc. 
Is dinner in the Ritz included ?? 
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Ålwåys!
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Do they do Shepherds Pie  "
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They do. They serve traditional fayre when it comes to puddings: Jam Roly Poly served with CUSTARD.·•°°* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shampoo nice way of saying you’re doing a poo
I’m in the bath you goblin 
Pooing in the bath? "
No… I’m lying in the bath contemplating my life choices and wondering what to have for dinner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Step ladder
Are you sucking God’s dick?
You can’t handle my penis. How yuh ah guh andle ah God penis? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shampoo nice way of saying you’re doing a poo
I’m in the bath you goblin
You can call me worse. Come on
Gross goblin?"
Do you actually like me or something? These insults aren’t giving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shampoo nice way of saying you’re doing a poo
I’m in the bath you goblin
You can call me worse. Come on
Gross goblin?
Do you actually like me or something? These insults aren’t giving "
I don’t wanna get another ban |
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"Northampton Bus Station
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Are you still sleeping rough, Grumps? Come over and crash out at mine. There's en suite etc.
Is dinner in the Ritz included ??
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Ålwåys!
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Do they do Shepherds Pie
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They do. They serve traditional fayre when it comes to puddings: Jam Roly Poly served with CUSTARD.·•°°*"
I now have a Semi  |
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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago
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Pills and a cuppa. Enjoying the latter before I get on with sorting the former for the old man... 21 different pills a day, over four courses and do 7 days in a dossette box. Hence the coffee first. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A dog
What type?
I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object
A wee Jack Russell "
The episode of Bluey with the little Jack Russell that I think has ADHD is my favourite episode. This made me think of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A dog
What type?
I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object
A wee Jack Russell
The episode of Bluey with the little Jack Russell that I think has ADHD is my favourite episode. This made me think of it. "
That’s one of my fave episodes too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A dog
What type?
I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object
A wee Jack Russell
The episode of Bluey with the little Jack Russell that I think has ADHD is my favourite episode. This made me think of it.
That’s one of my fave episodes too "
When he’s like how he’s really good at running and he’s like ‘I’m a Jack Russell’ I literally get so happy.
That one and the Jon luc one are amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A dog
What type?
I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object
A wee Jack Russell
The episode of Bluey with the little Jack Russell that I think has ADHD is my favourite episode. This made me think of it.
That’s one of my fave episodes too
When he’s like how he’s really good at running and he’s like ‘I’m a Jack Russell’ I literally get so happy.
That one and the Jon luc one are amazing"
I love when they make references to their breed- like when Bluey is cold in the bath and Bandit says her lips are blue, and she replies “well I’m a blue heeler” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A dog
What type?
I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object
A wee Jack Russell
The episode of Bluey with the little Jack Russell that I think has ADHD is my favourite episode. This made me think of it.
That’s one of my fave episodes too
When he’s like how he’s really good at running and he’s like ‘I’m a Jack Russell’ I literally get so happy.
That one and the Jon luc one are amazing
I love when they make references to their breed- like when Bluey is cold in the bath and Bandit says her lips are blue, and she replies “well I’m a blue heeler” "
I love her she’s so cute  |
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