Yes we have a neighbour like it, he's actually been everywhere in the whole world, has the best fridge freezer, boiler etc. He was literally squirming a few weeks ago when his wife told us they get their plants from Lidl, as she's not like that. (Nothing wrong with Lidl, great middle Isle  ). |
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"If you have been to Tenerife they have been to Eleveneriffe . Bet you do
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Oh never mind all you lot who have met someone who’s been to Eleveneriffe…. I’ve met someone from twelveriffe!!
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I’ll get my coat  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I don’t, I’ve met them though. I used to work with an American in NZ, everything anyone mentioned his response was the sane…. ahhhh (big sigh) we have them much bigger/better/faster back home.
It got so predictable & bad we would have a laugh with him. Someone would come in and say lads , I just had a massive dump and it stinks, then we’d all look at him waiting for his reply.  and of course he hadn’t got a clue what was going on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been working with this ginger dweeb all week, there's nothing he hasn't done. He's completed life. He just sits there and inhales cans of Monster all day  |
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had a subby at a previous job, any subject he was an expert, anything you've done he did it first, quicker, better, cheaper, anything you bought, he already had the next model up for half the price- by his second shift he was telling me how to improve the job i'd been doing for almost a decade.
Luckily he also pissed off my boss, so he was quickly punted down the list behind the guy that was that useless we only had him in as it was a legal requirement for two people per shift, and you did the whole job yourself |
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By *sJayMan
over a year ago
Folkestone |
We have two of them at work, and it's hilarious listening to them battling it out with each other.
One of them bought a mini (car), and while he was waiting for it to be prepped, the other one bought a newer one with a better spec. It was funny listening to the first guy trying to find things that were better about his car... Like listening to school kids...  |
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