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I think I've lost my tampon inside of me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm being serious and I'm worried.

I have no recollection of removing it but I definitely had one in.

I'm on holiday and using tampons for the first time in my life. I was using them for 3 or 4 days no problem then yesterday one just vanished out of my fanny.

I've checked as much as I can. I'm not afraid to get stuck in and feel around. I think I feel my cervix and all around that but no sign of the tampon or string. I'm going as deep as I can, using a mirror, lying down, squat and bear down etc but no tampon anywhere.

Where the fuck has it gone? I definitely 100% had a tampon in I know it.

I've got tummy ache too but that might be dodgy food and anxiety I don’t know.

I don't really want to go to the doctor because nobody speaks English here and being in an unfamiliar setting trying to explain all of this is going to be stressful especially if it ends up not being there but I will book an appointment when I'm home at the weekend.

What are the chances it is in there somewhere? Or would I definitely feel it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I laughed and then I related, totally been there!!

I find it works it's way out after a few days, doesn't smell great though.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"I'm being serious and I'm worried.

I have no recollection of removing it but I definitely had one in.

I'm on holiday and using tampons for the first time in my life. I was using them for 3 or 4 days no problem then yesterday one just vanished out of my fanny.

I've checked as much as I can. I'm not afraid to get stuck in and feel around. I think I feel my cervix and all around that but no sign of the tampon or string. I'm going as deep as I can, using a mirror, lying down, squat and bear down etc but no tampon anywhere.

Where the fuck has it gone? I definitely 100% had a tampon in I know it.

I've got tummy ache too but that might be dodgy food and anxiety I don’t know.

I don't really want to go to the doctor because nobody speaks English here and being in an unfamiliar setting trying to explain all of this is going to be stressful especially if it ends up not being there but I will book an appointment when I'm home at the weekend.

What are the chances it is in there somewhere? Or would I definitely feel it?

"

check yer knickers in the wash?

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm being serious and I'm worried.

I have no recollection of removing it but I definitely had one in.

I'm on holiday and using tampons for the first time in my life. I was using them for 3 or 4 days no problem then yesterday one just vanished out of my fanny.

I've checked as much as I can. I'm not afraid to get stuck in and feel around. I think I feel my cervix and all around that but no sign of the tampon or string. I'm going as deep as I can, using a mirror, lying down, squat and bear down etc but no tampon anywhere.

Where the fuck has it gone? I definitely 100% had a tampon in I know it.

I've got tummy ache too but that might be dodgy food and anxiety I don’t know.

I don't really want to go to the doctor because nobody speaks English here and being in an unfamiliar setting trying to explain all of this is going to be stressful especially if it ends up not being there but I will book an appointment when I'm home at the weekend.

What are the chances it is in there somewhere? Or would I definitely feel it?

"

Oh lovely.

I don't want to worry you but you really must get it checked. If left inside you can get toxic shock syndrome. Especially as you have tummy ache. I really hope you're ok.

Jo.Xx

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Knowing you… I’m struggling to take the seriousness seriously.

H can relate. Her words were that you’ve just gotta keep fishing in there.

I’ll pray for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[tampon Removed by poster at 18/07/23 12:18:23]"

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By *rsunshineukMan  over a year ago

Oxford

Definitely get this checked. Don’t stress about it, totally harmless if you remove it which will be very common procedure for the person you go to see. Don’t stress just get it done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you have a bath? Lay down and root around and push at the same time

Hopefully it's worked it's way out during toilet time. They Joy's hey

Mrs C

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"[tampon Removed by poster at 18/07/23 12:18:23]"

Would have if I could!

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

I don't want to worry you but it shouldn't stay inside for a long period of time as you can get Toxic shock syndrome. I am sure the Hospital will have someone who speaks English to be able to help if you really do think you didn't take it out

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/toxic-shock-syndrome/

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yes I am worried about TSS I really don't want to go to the doctors here though because surely it can't be in my fanny because I would feel it with my fingers I have searched what feels like every crevice of my insides but the WHAT IF IT'S STILL THERE question is making me worry because I don't know just how big or long my fanny is and for all I know there could be hidden corners and rooms I'm not able to reach.

Maybe too much information but I did have a shit yesterday and I keep thinking maybe I pushed it out and didn't even realise because I was pushing it to the limit to try and get rid of all of my diarrhea but I don't know surely I'd feel it come out because when I take a tampon out there's always some pressure.

I read some stories online about women having them in their fanny for weeks without even realising. Why does this have to happen.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it’s really stuck in there you might not be able to feel it, it could be compressed right at the top. I’d be a little concerned about TSS and probably get it checked out if you know for sure it’s still in there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a string disconnect from a tampon years ago and spent a weekend poking about, feeling it but not getting it out. Went to the quacks first thing Monday morning and the lovely nurse retrieved the offending article.

Get yourself to a doctor as toxic shock can be a real problem.

Trust me, you will be neither the first nor the last case of stray tampon they have dealt with.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes I am worried about TSS I really don't want to go to the doctors here though because surely it can't be in my fanny because I would feel it with my fingers I have searched what feels like every crevice of my insides but the WHAT IF IT'S STILL THERE question is making me worry because I don't know just how big or long my fanny is and for all I know there could be hidden corners and rooms I'm not able to reach.

Maybe too much information but I did have a shit yesterday and I keep thinking maybe I pushed it out and didn't even realise because I was pushing it to the limit to try and get rid of all of my diarrhea but I don't know surely I'd feel it come out because when I take a tampon out there's always some pressure.

I read some stories online about women having them in their fanny for weeks without even realising. Why does this have to happen.

"

Hidden rooms...in your vagina? What is it a Palace?

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By *ellinever70Woman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

The chances are it's probably not in there if you can't feel it

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By *oryou47Man  over a year ago

carlow


"Yes I am worried about TSS I really don't want to go to the doctors here though because surely it can't be in my fanny because I would feel it with my fingers I have searched what feels like every crevice of my insides but the WHAT IF IT'S STILL THERE question is making me worry

because I don't know just how big or long my fanny is and for all I know there could be hidden corners and rooms I'm not able to reach.

Maybe too much information but I did have a shit yesterday and I keep thinking maybe I pushed it out and didn't even realise because I was pushing it to the limit to try and get rid of all of my diarrhea but I don't know surely I'd feel it come out because when I take a tampon out there's always some pressure.

I read some stories online about women having them in their fanny for weeks without even realising. Why does this have to happen.

"

is your finger not long enough, if u need a helping hand I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes I am worried about TSS I really don't want to go to the doctors here though because surely it can't be in my fanny because I would feel it with my fingers I have searched what feels like every crevice of my insides but the WHAT IF IT'S STILL THERE question is making me worry

because I don't know just how big or long my fanny is and for all I know there could be hidden corners and rooms I'm not able to reach.

Maybe too much information but I did have a shit yesterday and I keep thinking maybe I pushed it out and didn't even realise because I was pushing it to the limit to try and get rid of all of my diarrhea but I don't know surely I'd feel it come out because when I take a tampon out there's always some pressure.

I read some stories online about women having them in their fanny for weeks without even realising. Why does this have to happen.

is your finger not long enough, if u need a helping hand I'm here "

Best get a plane ticket booked lad. Your just the guy for the job

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Definitely get it checked out it would be dangerous not too.

Like others have said its a common problem which the doctor's have seen before, at least it will stop you from worrying and you can get on with your day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes I am worried about TSS I really don't want to go to the doctors here though because surely it can't be in my fanny because I would feel it with my fingers I have searched what feels like every crevice of my insides but the WHAT IF IT'S STILL THERE question is making me worry because I don't know just how big or long my fanny is and for all I know there could be hidden corners and rooms I'm not able to reach.

Maybe too much information but I did have a shit yesterday and I keep thinking maybe I pushed it out and didn't even realise because I was pushing it to the limit to try and get rid of all of my diarrhea but I don't know surely I'd feel it come out because when I take a tampon out there's always some pressure.

I read some stories online about women having them in their fanny for weeks without even realising. Why does this have to happen.

Hidden rooms...in your vagina? What is it a Palace?"

Yes. My vagina is a palace. I like that.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I would get to the hospital my aunt almost died because of toxic shock due to a stuck tampon

Don't leave it for days get it checked

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By *osweet69Couple  over a year ago

portsmouth


"I don't want to worry you but it shouldn't stay inside for a long period of time as you can get Toxic shock syndrome. I am sure the Hospital will have someone who speaks English to be able to help if you really do think you didn't take it out

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/toxic-shock-syndrome/"

Totally agree with this post. A family friend lost her daughter because of a lost tampon. Go straight a way to the hospital.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes I am worried about TSS I really don't want to go to the doctors here though because surely it can't be in my fanny because I would feel it with my fingers I have searched what feels like every crevice of my insides but the WHAT IF IT'S STILL THERE question is making me worry

because I don't know just how big or long my fanny is and for all I know there could be hidden corners and rooms I'm not able to reach.

Maybe too much information but I did have a shit yesterday and I keep thinking maybe I pushed it out and didn't even realise because I was pushing it to the limit to try and get rid of all of my diarrhea but I don't know surely I'd feel it come out because when I take a tampon out there's always some pressure.

I read some stories online about women having them in their fanny for weeks without even realising. Why does this have to happen.

is your finger not long enough, if u need a helping hand I'm here "

I should have known this was coming.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes I am worried about TSS I really don't want to go to the doctors here though because surely it can't be in my fanny because I would feel it with my fingers I have searched what feels like every crevice of my insides but the WHAT IF IT'S STILL THERE question is making me worry because I don't know just how big or long my fanny is and for all I know there could be hidden corners and rooms I'm not able to reach.

Maybe too much information but I did have a shit yesterday and I keep thinking maybe I pushed it out and didn't even realise because I was pushing it to the limit to try and get rid of all of my diarrhea but I don't know surely I'd feel it come out because when I take a tampon out there's always some pressure.

I read some stories online about women having them in their fanny for weeks without even realising. Why does this have to happen.

Hidden rooms...in your vagina? What is it a Palace?

Yes. My vagina is a palace. I like that."

Genuinely. Go show your little Palace to the doctor.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

I have one of those claw grabby things at work.

Are there any other prizes, or is it just a used tampon?

Sorry! Only trying to lighten the mood from the stress of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have one of those claw grabby things at work.

Are there any other prizes, or is it just a used tampon?

Sorry! Only trying to lighten the mood from the stress of it "

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By *m272Woman  over a year ago

London

Firstly don't panic a tampon can be retained but cannot get lost as it will not be able to go past your cervix

Wash your hands and squat over a mirror or your phone camera whilst breathing out and bareing down as if having a poo gently insert a finger as far back as you can if you can feel a fleshy mound quite high up and slightly tilted back then that is your cervix so highly unlikely a tampon is retained if you can see or feel the tampon then try carefully to remove it.

If you are with somebody get them to check for you failing that then seek medical assistance immediately

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"I laughed and then I related, totally been there!!

I find it works it's way out after a few days, doesn't smell great though."

Woah Woah Woah hold on one fucking minute!

Is that why you are always so grumpy? It gets lost up and stuck up there.

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By *oryou47Man  over a year ago

carlow


"Yes I am worried about TSS I really don't want to go to the doctors here though because surely it can't be in my fanny because I would feel it with my fingers I have searched what feels like every crevice of my insides but the WHAT IF IT'S STILL THERE question is making me worry

because I don't know just how big or long my fanny is and for all I know there could be hidden corners and rooms I'm not able to reach.

Maybe too much information but I did have a shit yesterday and I keep thinking maybe I pushed it out and didn't even realise because I was pushing it to the limit to try and get rid of all of my diarrhea but I don't know surely I'd feel it come out because when I take a tampon out there's always some pressure.

I read some stories online about women having them in their fanny for weeks without even realising. Why does this have to happen.

is your finger not long enough, if u need a helping hand I'm here

I should have known this was coming."

Only joking, you have enough of stress about it but do get it looked after if u think it's still there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Firstly don't panic a tampon can be retained but cannot get lost as it will not be able to go past your cervix

Wash your hands and squat over a mirror or your phone camera whilst breathing out and bareing down as if having a poo gently insert a finger as far back as you can if you can feel a fleshy mound quite high up and slightly tilted back then that is your cervix so highly unlikely a tampon is retained if you can see or feel the tampon then try carefully to remove it.

If you are with somebody get them to check for you failing that then seek medical assistance immediately "

Spot on chances are if you can’t see or feel any sign of it it’s not there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I laughed and then I related, totally been there!!

I find it works it's way out after a few days, doesn't smell great though.

Woah Woah Woah hold on one fucking minute!

Is that why you are always so grumpy? It gets lost up and stuck up there. "

What? Her sense of humour is stuck in her vagina...

Don't know about you.

But fucked if I'm trying to find out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Firstly don't panic a tampon can be retained but cannot get lost as it will not be able to go past your cervix

Wash your hands and squat over a mirror or your phone camera whilst breathing out and bareing down as if having a poo gently insert a finger as far back as you can if you can feel a fleshy mound quite high up and slightly tilted back then that is your cervix so highly unlikely a tampon is retained if you can see or feel the tampon then try carefully to remove it.

If you are with somebody get them to check for you failing that then seek medical assistance immediately "

I've done that and I can't feel the tampon anywhere. I can feel my cervix, and swipe my fingers all around and to the sides of that area and there is nothing there. Surely that is where it would be? I got my partner to look as I kind of spread myself and he couldn't see anything and there is no discomfort apart from tummy ache which could be unrelated. I feel fine.

I'll have another good feel for it when I go back to my room and then look at the local hospital and see what I can do. I'm just leaning more towards it isn't there and wanted some reassurance and to hear familiar stories because surely you'd know it was there?

I appreciate all of the replies. But no special prizes in my fanny Kaitonel other than a potentially mouldy 24hr old tampon.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

It probably slid out when you were on the loo. They can't vanish.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Firstly don't panic a tampon can be retained but cannot get lost as it will not be able to go past your cervix

Wash your hands and squat over a mirror or your phone camera whilst breathing out and bareing down as if having a poo gently insert a finger as far back as you can if you can feel a fleshy mound quite high up and slightly tilted back then that is your cervix so highly unlikely a tampon is retained if you can see or feel the tampon then try carefully to remove it.

If you are with somebody get them to check for you failing that then seek medical assistance immediately

I've done that and I can't feel the tampon anywhere. I can feel my cervix, and swipe my fingers all around and to the sides of that area and there is nothing there. Surely that is where it would be? I got my partner to look as I kind of spread myself and he couldn't see anything and there is no discomfort apart from tummy ache which could be unrelated. I feel fine.

I'll have another good feel for it when I go back to my room and then look at the local hospital and see what I can do. I'm just leaning more towards it isn't there and wanted some reassurance and to hear familiar stories because surely you'd know it was there?

I appreciate all of the replies. But no special prizes in my fanny Kaitonel other than a potentially mouldy 24hr old tampon.

"

Thats dirty talk to him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Firstly don't panic a tampon can be retained but cannot get lost as it will not be able to go past your cervix

Wash your hands and squat over a mirror or your phone camera whilst breathing out and bareing down as if having a poo gently insert a finger as far back as you can if you can feel a fleshy mound quite high up and slightly tilted back then that is your cervix so highly unlikely a tampon is retained if you can see or feel the tampon then try carefully to remove it.

If you are with somebody get them to check for you failing that then seek medical assistance immediately

I've done that and I can't feel the tampon anywhere. I can feel my cervix, and swipe my fingers all around and to the sides of that area and there is nothing there. Surely that is where it would be? I got my partner to look as I kind of spread myself and he couldn't see anything and there is no discomfort apart from tummy ache which could be unrelated. I feel fine.

I'll have another good feel for it when I go back to my room and then look at the local hospital and see what I can do. I'm just leaning more towards it isn't there and wanted some reassurance and to hear familiar stories because surely you'd know it was there?

I appreciate all of the replies. But no special prizes in my fanny Kaitonel other than a potentially mouldy 24hr old tampon.

"

You can sneeze and poop them out so I’d say it’s left the building already

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By *oryou47Man  over a year ago

carlow


"Yes I am worried about TSS I really don't want to go to the doctors here though because surely it can't be in my fanny because I would feel it with my fingers I have searched what feels like every crevice of my insides but the WHAT IF IT'S STILL THERE question is making me worry

because I don't know just how big or long my fanny is and for all I know there could be hidden corners and rooms I'm not able to reach.

Maybe too much information but I did have a shit yesterday and I keep thinking maybe I pushed it out and didn't even realise because I was pushing it to the limit to try and get rid of all of my diarrhea but I don't know surely I'd feel it come out because when I take a tampon out there's always some pressure.

I read some stories online about women having them in their fanny for weeks without even realising. Why does this have to happen.

is your finger not long enough, if u need a helping hand I'm here

Best get a plane ticket booked lad. Your just the guy for the job "

Yes if all fails i have a long nose pliers that will do the trick

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By *m272Woman  over a year ago

London

And future advice is use supermarket own brand tampons they tend to be slightly longer and have the old style cardboard applicators which in my opinion help with better placement.

I can't stand the new style tampax pearl compaks find them really uncomfortable and am definitely not alone as the majority of online reviews agree

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"I appreciate all of the replies. But no special prizes in my fanny Kaitonel other than a potentially mouldy 24hr old tampon.

"

You know just what to say to me!

Hope it turns out all safe for you.

Seems it is likely it's out, but never feel ashamed or awkward about going to the doctor about anything like this. Even if in a none native country.

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By *m272Woman  over a year ago

London

If you can feel your cervix then you should be ok.

The cervix is too small to allow a tampon to pass through.

It can be retained in the vaginal canal towards the cervix but cannot go any further than the cervix itself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you checked the downstairs lounge?

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By * F 2018Couple  over a year ago

shropshire


"I'm being serious and I'm worried.

I have no recollection of removing it but I definitely had one in.

I'm on holiday and using tampons for the first time in my life. I was using them for 3 or 4 days no problem then yesterday one just vanished out of my fanny.

I've checked as much as I can. I'm not afraid to get stuck in and feel around. I think I feel my cervix and all around that but no sign of the tampon or string. I'm going as deep as I can, using a mirror, lying down, squat and bear down etc but no tampon anywhere.

Where the fuck has it gone? I definitely 100% had a tampon in I know it.

I've got tummy ache too but that might be dodgy food and anxiety I don’t know.

I don't really want to go to the doctor because nobody speaks English here and being in an unfamiliar setting trying to explain all of this is going to be stressful especially if it ends up not being there but I will book an appointment when I'm home at the weekend.

What are the chances it is in there somewhere? Or would I definitely feel it?

Oh lovely.

I don't want to worry you but you really must get it checked. If left inside you can get toxic shock syndrome. Especially as you have tummy ache. I really hope you're ok.

Jo.Xx "

Echo what Jo has said get it checked

Enjoy your holiday though x

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman  over a year ago

London (She/Her)

If you can’t feel it then it’s probably gone - they can fall out when you’re on the loo if they were needing to be changed (ie soaked so slipper and heavy).

I had a friend who once left a tampon in for over a week and only found out she had one inside her because she went to the gp about a new and unpleasant discharge she was getting (dumbarse). You’re very unlikely to become ill if there is one inside you for a few days until you get home, but it sounds like it’s out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I too have squeezed one out when having a number 2 and didn’t realise til I was free bleeding over a chair during an interview

Agree it is best to be absolutely sure on this. The alternative is too serious to dismiss

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Google translate and doctor.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Can you check for my watch as well OP when you’re looking. It’s a family heirloom so I really need it back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Doctors doctors doctors everywhere…… please go to the doctors promise us you will go, promise ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm being serious and I'm worried.

I have no recollection of removing it but I definitely had one in.

I'm on holiday and using tampons for the first time in my life. I was using them for 3 or 4 days no problem then yesterday one just vanished out of my fanny.

I've checked as much as I can. I'm not afraid to get stuck in and feel around. I think I feel my cervix and all around that but no sign of the tampon or string. I'm going as deep as I can, using a mirror, lying down, squat and bear down etc but no tampon anywhere.

Where the fuck has it gone? I definitely 100% had a tampon in I know it.

I've got tummy ache too but that might be dodgy food and anxiety I don’t know.

I don't really want to go to the doctor because nobody speaks English here and being in an unfamiliar setting trying to explain all of this is going to be stressful especially if it ends up not being there but I will book an appointment when I'm home at the weekend.

What are the chances it is in there somewhere? Or would I definitely feel it?

"

Can I come and try to get it out?

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

Strip off and bounce naked on the bed to dislodge it- film the results and put them on twitter for scientific reasons

If still no luck, I have a really good head torch and a pair of magnifying spectacles…I’m not a qualified gynaecologist but I’ve seen a few lady gardens and make up for any missing expertise with enthusiasm

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By *uasar911Man  over a year ago

Bury St Edmunds

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By *uasar911Man  over a year ago

Bury St Edmunds

go on the pull

get him to finger you furiously

ask him if he felt anything

get some tongs

pull it out

sigh with relief

get him to give you a celebratory fuck

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"Google translate and doctor. "

A Birmingham accent and telling them she has a problem with her tuna fishy…what could possibly go wrong?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

If it's all the same can we get an update about what happens?

I'm curious to see if it was actually stuck there or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well I went to a local emergency centre but they didn't speak English and I was using Google translate but getting nowhere and they gave me a number for a hospital but it is ages away. We are in a very quiet small town and barely anyone speaks English here so it isn't easy.

I'm still feeling around and can not feel it anywhere. I'm going to go with my gut feeling that it isn't there and fell out when I shit? Because I would feel it like others have said if I'm feeling my cervix etc. But when I'm back I will make an appointment with my GP to get it checked out and make sure. I'll keep an eye out for symptoms too.

And Velvet I don't don't a brummie accent mine is awful! I've got a Manc one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve lost my car keys. Can you see if they’re up there?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Bagsy we get to keep it if it ever comes out

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"

And Velvet I don't don't a brummie accent mine is awful! I've got a Manc one. "

Does that mean you can't say Sun-she-ine properly? (still no reason not to post the nakie jumping pics though )

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

gretna

Local garage… power washer….for the record I’m not a professional Dr!! Hope you get it sorted for peace of mind xxx

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman  over a year ago

In the clouds

Lovely to see when I started chomping on my toasted cheese and onion sandwich..lol

We've all done it...it'll come down on its own..might be a bit mouldy if you don't get it out soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh sweetie, been there! I had one 'lost' for a couple of weeks without realising. Then the tummy ache and smell!

I went to the gum clinic thinking I'd caught an std!

Have you checked the signs and symptoms of toxic shock? (Not sure if raised temperature is a sign?)

Hope you get it out on your own! Good luck x

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By *ickdasterdly51Man  over a year ago

Lingfield

One of those occasions I'm glad I'm not a woman. Good luck and I hope you are able to enjoy the rest of your holiday.

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Theres not an emoji for the face im making

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Not at all relevant, but my ex wife lost one. I had to fish it out. Evil things

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

If you have a warm bath and a firkle and its not hiding around the back of your cervix its probably gone. Best to be safe though.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Red Adair to the rescue.....

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Call international tampon remove

Service . if there not available.

You could as message me .I'll son my scrubs and retrive it for you.

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"Red Adair to the rescue....."

You might want to investigate how he dealt with oil rig fires first

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