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"Sign all the appropriate paperwork (the usual accidental smothering and drowning death non-fault stuff) and lie down  "
First time someone squirted on me they were reverse cowgirl and didn't warn me.
Went straight up my nose.
Was like being waterboarded LOL |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Sign all the appropriate paperwork (the usual accidental smothering and drowning death non-fault stuff) and lie down
First time someone squirted on me they were reverse cowgirl and didn't warn me.
Went straight up my nose.
Was like being waterboarded LOL"
Good lord... that's some power  |
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Ah OP. Do you know how hard it is to find a woman that will sit on your face without feeling self conscious, worrying about breaking/smothering you or the like.
I have a dream, that somewhere, out there (beneath the pale moonlight) is the true unicorn of fab, the enthusiastic facesitter.
We can but dream.. |
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over a year ago
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"Ah OP. Do you know how hard it is to find a woman that will sit on your face without feeling self conscious, worrying about breaking/smothering you or the like.
I have a dream, that somewhere, out there (beneath the pale moonlight) is the true unicorn of fab, the enthusiastic facesitter.
We can but dream.."
for such concerns, I was introduced to queening chairs. Need to get my DIY on. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry man. I can't.
Can you imagine what that would do to Lilith and Posh?
I won't tell if you don't
Well fuck
You started it
Did not! "
You absolutely did! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry man. I can't.
Can you imagine what that would do to Lilith and Posh?
I won't tell if you don't
Well fuck
You started it
Did not!
You absolutely did!"
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As yesterday's "slapped about and ridden like a pony" thread went so well. Here's one.
Sit on my fucking face!
Depends if your nose is bigger than your penis!!"
I've never measured my penis. But my nose is huge!!!!! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry man. I can't.
Can you imagine what that would do to Lilith and Posh?
I won't tell if you don't
Well fuck
You started it
Did not!
You absolutely did!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"
Shut up, lie down and let K sit on you ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sign all the appropriate paperwork (the usual accidental smothering and drowning death non-fault stuff) and lie down
First time someone squirted on me they were reverse cowgirl and didn't warn me.
Went straight up my nose.
Was like being waterboarded LOL"
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"Is a very entertaining little ditty by monty python
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me......"
Thank god. I was scrolling down thinking I was the only one singing that. A true classic...
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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So bossy OP. Way too bossy, where's the please?
Being a tad more serious... I've only tried it a couple of times now. Really enjoyed it. I don't think I'd enjoy it a dominating, let's smother your face with my juices kind of way.
But in an 'I can't get enough of you Meli and need to taste you and feel your thighs around my head' kind of way? I could hop onboard with that.
When I've lost a bit more weight I'm going to look for that sort of thing. :D |
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"As yesterday's "slapped about and ridden like a pony" thread went so well. Here's one.
Sit on my fucking face!
Depends if your nose is bigger than your penis!!
I've never measured my penis. But my nose is huge!!!!!"
That bodes really well then, love a huge....nose  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry man. I can't.
Can you imagine what that would do to Lilith and Posh?
I won't tell if you don't
Well fuck
You started it
Did not!
You absolutely did!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Shut up, lie down and let K sit on you ffs"
He said no already  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry man. I can't.
Can you imagine what that would do to Lilith and Posh?
I won't tell if you don't
Well fuck
You started it
Did not!
You absolutely did!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Shut up, lie down and let K sit on you ffs
He said no already "
Only for the sake of Lilith and my exploding brains.
He is totally up for it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So bossy OP. Way too bossy, where's the please?
Being a tad more serious... I've only tried it a couple of times now. Really enjoyed it. I don't think I'd enjoy it a dominating, let's smother your face with my juices kind of way.
But in an 'I can't get enough of you Meli and need to taste you and feel your thighs around my head' kind of way? I could hop onboard with that.
When I've lost a bit more weight I'm going to look for that sort of thing. :D"
The moment got too much for me and I had an itch on my face (if I pick wrong I might end up with more than an itch) and it needed scratching/smoothering/dampening...
I'm stopping now.  |
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"Ah OP. Do you know how hard it is to find a woman that will sit on your face without feeling self conscious, worrying about breaking/smothering you or the like.
I have a dream, that somewhere, out there (beneath the pale moonlight) is the true unicorn of fab, the enthusiastic facesitter.
We can but dream.."
But what if it doesn't tickle the lady's pickle? I don't find face sitting to be in the least bit pleasurable for me. I don't mind actually doing it, I don't fear the imminent death of the person below, but it's just meh..... |
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Come on Ladies, we love our faces sat on, we swallow, so not gonna drown, you all taste yummy. Ive never read headline news man murdered by facesitting partner but would happily sign an agreement that said if I die I die and no one is responsible and you dont have to be 8 stone to sit on someones face.... So now all the excuses are out the way .....SIT ON MY FACE... |
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"Ah OP. Do you know how hard it is to find a woman that will sit on your face without feeling self conscious, worrying about breaking/smothering you or the like.
I have a dream, that somewhere, out there (beneath the pale moonlight) is the true unicorn of fab, the enthusiastic facesitter.
We can but dream..
But what if it doesn't tickle the lady's pickle? I don't find face sitting to be in the least bit pleasurable for me. I don't mind actually doing it, I don't fear the imminent death of the person below, but it's just meh....."
That’s cool, we all have our flavours, I don’t think I have made a demand of all women to do as I ask. As stated I seek an “enthusiastic facesitter”, sexually and being on fab, we are blessed by being able to find people that enjoy the things we enjoy and avoid the ones that don’t. Happy swinging  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
Damn. Worth a try.
All that effort of making a thread just for her and she hits you with that
Heartless.
2 letters. Is that all I'm worth?  "
Helllllllll noooooooooo
Just for you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No
Damn. Worth a try.
All that effort of making a thread just for her and she hits you with that
Heartless.
2 letters. Is that all I'm worth?
Helllllllll noooooooooo
Just for you "
A marginal Improvement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
Damn. Worth a try.
All that effort of making a thread just for her and she hits you with that
Heartless.
2 letters. Is that all I'm worth?
Helllllllll noooooooooo
Just for you
A marginal Improvement."
You're welcome
To clarify this isn't specific to you, it's a hell no for the entire male population. This may help or not, who knows. |
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"Ah OP. Do you know how hard it is to find a woman that will sit on your face without feeling self conscious, worrying about breaking/smothering you or the like.
I have a dream, that somewhere, out there (beneath the pale moonlight) is the true unicorn of fab, the enthusiastic facesitter.
We can but dream..
But what if it doesn't tickle the lady's pickle? I don't find face sitting to be in the least bit pleasurable for me. I don't mind actually doing it, I don't fear the imminent death of the person below, but it's just meh.....
That’s cool, we all have our flavours, I don’t think I have made a demand of all women to do as I ask. As stated I seek an “enthusiastic facesitter”, sexually and being on fab, we are blessed by being able to find people that enjoy the things we enjoy and avoid the ones that don’t. Happy swinging "
I get that, don't worry 
I just think it's something men really like but is actually a bit meh for women (in general, might be extrapolating)...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No
Damn. Worth a try.
All that effort of making a thread just for her and she hits you with that
Heartless.
2 letters. Is that all I'm worth?
Helllllllll noooooooooo
Just for you
A marginal Improvement.
You're welcome
To clarify this isn't specific to you, it's a hell no for the entire male population. This may help or not, who knows. "
Ahaha yes yes I like that attitude! Fair play |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No
Damn. Worth a try.
All that effort of making a thread just for her and she hits you with that
Heartless.
2 letters. Is that all I'm worth?
Helllllllll noooooooooo
Just for you
A marginal Improvement.
You're welcome
To clarify this isn't specific to you, it's a hell no for the entire male population. This may help or not, who knows. "
I only represent 0.000000000000000000000000001% of the male population. But I'll take it as a compliment. |
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"Ah OP. Do you know how hard it is to find a woman that will sit on your face without feeling self conscious, worrying about breaking/smothering you or the like.
I have a dream, that somewhere, out there (beneath the pale moonlight) is the true unicorn of fab, the enthusiastic facesitter.
We can but dream..
But what if it doesn't tickle the lady's pickle? I don't find face sitting to be in the least bit pleasurable for me. I don't mind actually doing it, I don't fear the imminent death of the person below, but it's just meh.....
That’s cool, we all have our flavours, I don’t think I have made a demand of all women to do as I ask. As stated I seek an “enthusiastic facesitter”, sexually and being on fab, we are blessed by being able to find people that enjoy the things we enjoy and avoid the ones that don’t. Happy swinging
I get that, don't worry
I just think it's something men really like but is actually a bit meh for women (in general, might be extrapolating)......"
I wasn’t worried, I’m too old to worry about offending people and instead beligerate (not a word, should be) my way through the late summer (anyone says autumn I’m gonna get mardy) of life.
But yes , “enthusiasm” is the key, I would find it hard to connect with people if our desires and lusts were to far apart |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"No
Damn. Worth a try.
All that effort of making a thread just for her and she hits you with that
Heartless.
2 letters. Is that all I'm worth?
Helllllllll noooooooooo
Just for you
A marginal Improvement.
You're welcome
To clarify this isn't specific to you, it's a hell no for the entire male population. This may help or not, who knows.
I only represent 0.000000000000000000000000001% of the male population. But I'll take it as a compliment."
Well if she won't, we won't! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No
Damn. Worth a try.
All that effort of making a thread just for her and she hits you with that
Heartless.
2 letters. Is that all I'm worth?
Helllllllll noooooooooo
Just for you
A marginal Improvement.
You're welcome
To clarify this isn't specific to you, it's a hell no for the entire male population. This may help or not, who knows.
I only represent 0.000000000000000000000000001% of the male population. But I'll take it as a compliment.
Well if she won't, we won't! "
Are we going on a face sitting strike? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"No
Damn. Worth a try.
All that effort of making a thread just for her and she hits you with that
Heartless.
2 letters. Is that all I'm worth?
Helllllllll noooooooooo
Just for you
A marginal Improvement.
You're welcome
To clarify this isn't specific to you, it's a hell no for the entire male population. This may help or not, who knows.
I only represent 0.000000000000000000000000001% of the male population. But I'll take it as a compliment.
Well if she won't, we won't!
Are we going on a face sitting strike?"
We are! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean it's not my favorite and you might suffocate but if someone is that enthusiastic and keen then who am I to argue. "
Don't argue. Just take a seat. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"No
Damn. Worth a try.
All that effort of making a thread just for her and she hits you with that
Heartless.
2 letters. Is that all I'm worth?
Helllllllll noooooooooo
Just for you
A marginal Improvement.
You're welcome
To clarify this isn't specific to you, it's a hell no for the entire male population. This may help or not, who knows.
I only represent 0.000000000000000000000000001% of the male population. But I'll take it as a compliment.
Well if she won't, we won't!
Are we going on a face sitting strike?
We are! "
That's mean. I was nice about it!
Do it for me |
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"I like to sit on faces.
The gripping your hair or hear with both hands kinda face sitting 
Em x"
Do you throw out the degrading verbal demands too?
E.g.
Yeah eat that pussy you fucking love it.
Asking for a friend's mate.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think anyone from fab has sat on my face.  although I’ve done 69 with one person from here.
Same
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Please don't remind me Lilith it was a traumatic experience for me, the fact you farted was the icing on the cake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t think anyone from fab has sat on my face. although I’ve done 69 with one person from here.
Same
Please don't remind me Lilith it was a traumatic experience for me, the fact you sharted was the icing on the cake "
Quite literally.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t think anyone from fab has sat on my face. although I’ve done 69 with one person from here.
Same
Please don't remind me Lilith it was a traumatic experience for me, the fact you sharted was the icing on the cake
Quite literally.
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F was genuinely typing that too, god you two are alike  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good 3 figure thread everyone "
Everyone is waiting for me. I'm going to make people wait a little bit longer. I might even provide a photo of the said face sitting too 
F |
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"Good 3 figure thread everyone
Everyone is waiting for me. I'm going to make people wait a little bit longer. I might even provide a photo of the said face sitting too
F"
Can you get my good side please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well would you look at that. The only thing you need to do, to break the 100 posts "challenge" I blurt a random sexual act out....
Unfortunely the same can't be said for my second thread of the day eloquently titled
RIM MY ARSEHOLE. please.
Which is still to gather some traction. |
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"Good 3 figure thread everyone
Everyone is waiting for me. I'm going to make people wait a little bit longer. I might even provide a photo of the said face sitting too
F
Can you get my good side please "
Make sure she's showered first! |
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"Good 3 figure thread everyone
Everyone is waiting for me. I'm going to make people wait a little bit longer. I might even provide a photo of the said face sitting too
F
Can you get my good side please
Make sure she's showered first! "
Please. Her disco fanny is quite strong at times  |
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"I like to sit on faces.
The gripping your hair or hear with both hands kinda face sitting
Em x
Do you throw out the degrading verbal demands too?
E.g.
Yeah eat that pussy you fucking love it.
Asking for a friend's mate. "
I won't be degrading but I will demand |
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"Good 3 figure thread everyone
Everyone is waiting for me. I'm going to make people wait a little bit longer. I might even provide a photo of the said face sitting too
F
Can you get my good side please
Make sure she's showered first!
Please. Her disco fanny is quite strong at times "
Geeez, you said you liked it smelling of fish and cheese.
F |
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"Good 3 figure thread everyone
Everyone is waiting for me. I'm going to make people wait a little bit longer. I might even provide a photo of the said face sitting too
F
Can you get my good side please
Make sure she's showered first!
Please. Her disco fanny is quite strong at times
Geeez, you said you liked it smelling of fish and cheese.
F"
I’ve gone vegan |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good 3 figure thread everyone
Everyone is waiting for me. I'm going to make people wait a little bit longer. I might even provide a photo of the said face sitting too
F
Can you get my good side please
Make sure she's showered first!
Please. Her disco fanny is quite strong at times
Geeez, you said you liked it smelling of fish and cheese.
F
I’ve gone vegan "
Vaginal yeast is vegan friendly or so I've heard |
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"Good 3 figure thread everyone
Everyone is waiting for me. I'm going to make people wait a little bit longer. I might even provide a photo of the said face sitting too
F
Can you get my good side please
Make sure she's showered first!
Please. Her disco fanny is quite strong at times
Geeez, you said you liked it smelling of fish and cheese.
F
I’ve gone vegan
Vaginal yeast is vegan friendly or so I've heard "
In that case I’m in |
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"I like to sit on faces.
The gripping your hair or hear with both hands kinda face sitting
Em x
Do you throw out the degrading verbal demands too?
E.g.
Yeah eat that pussy you fucking love it.
Asking for a friend's mate.
I won't be degrading but I will demand "
Yeah... Uh huh... Got ya...
That was him on the phone. The man from del monte says YES!!!
Let the juice flow!! |
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This short story doesn't decipher what the man looks like, whether his hair is long or short, so feel free to imagine yourself as the lucky guy.
.....
You gesture me into the hotel room, once you're in and the door has closed you take my hand and ask if I'm OK. I nod and pull your body to mine. You kiss me and I let out a small moan. I ask you if you're ready for me to take control. You're a little taken back but you agree, thinking I'll get bored shortly and have you take over.
I instruct you to sit on the edge of the bed. I stand between your legs and unbutton your shirt, reaching down to the button on your trousers. I run my hands up the length of your torso until I can tilt your head so your eyes trail over my breasts to my eyes. I ask you if you're OK for me to go further. Your heartbeat quickens in your chest and you nod.
I smile, knowing I can do anything I want to you. I tell you to lay back on the bed and to keep your eyes on the ceiling, your legs still off the edge, bent at the knees. I start to remove my clothes whilst you're staring at the ceiling, the bulge in your unbuttoned pants visible. I kiss the very bottom of your stomach, working my way up to your neck, I whisper in your ear that you're going to enjoy my pussy and make me come with your tongue. I place my knees either side of your hips, grinding against the hard bulge in your pants, moaning as I can feel myself becoming more wet. I move my knees further up until they are either side of your face. I let you take in a breath before I gently lower myself onto your tongue. The feeling is so good my head tilts back whilst I savour every sensation..
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"This short story doesn't decipher what the man looks like, whether his hair is long or short, so feel free to imagine yourself as the lucky guy.
.....
You gesture me into the hotel room, once you're in and the door has closed you take my hand and ask if I'm OK. I nod and pull your body to mine. You kiss me and I let out a small moan. I ask you if you're ready for me to take control. You're a little taken back but you agree, thinking I'll get bored shortly and have you take over.
I instruct you to sit on the edge of the bed. I stand between your legs and unbutton your shirt, reaching down to the button on your trousers. I run my hands up the length of your torso until I can tilt your head so your eyes trail over my breasts to my eyes. I ask you if you're OK for me to go further. Your heartbeat quickens in your chest and you nod.
I smile, knowing I can do anything I want to you. I tell you to lay back on the bed and to keep your eyes on the ceiling, your legs still off the edge, bent at the knees. I start to remove my clothes whilst you're staring at the ceiling, the bulge in your unbuttoned pants visible. I kiss the very bottom of your stomach, working my way up to your neck, I whisper in your ear that you're going to enjoy my pussy and make me come with your tongue. I place my knees either side of your hips, grinding against the hard bulge in your pants, moaning as I can feel myself becoming more wet. I move my knees further up until they are either side of your face. I let you take in a breath before I gently lower myself onto your tongue. The feeling is so good my head tilts back whilst I savour every sensation..
F"
I have pre cum  |
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